Important Announcement pt. 2




Posted by The Judge

The X sucks at brawl compared to I, The Great Judge. Sure he beat me the first few times, but once I got used to the lag, I kicked his [COLOR="black"]as[/COLOR]s hard.

Point being, good game, buddy. Better luck next time. :)




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

You and Ant got beaten in a tag team with me and my girlfriend. AND I wrecked your **** in the first 2v1

SUCK IT DOWN JEW

goodgame <3




Posted by The Judge

I was getting used to the lag, and I was in no way taking the team battles seriously. Take your defeat with grace, Scotty.

I mean, good game.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I hate MetaKnight.




Posted by Ant

ur cute




Posted by Corrupt

****ing lag mother****er ****




Posted by Stalolin

i am the king at brawl but the lag destroys me D=




Posted by Lord of Spam

lag? gg ****ty connection




Posted by The Judge

Yeah, lag tends to really screw me over for a while until I get used to it.

Case in point, X, your first two victories meant nothing. It was 2 v 1. You + Lag vs Me. The other 4 matches, all me baby.




Posted by Arcadios

Wait...I never got my match with lolin. ;_;




Posted by Alastor

Someone called me top VGC tier since I beat Arc. I forget who, but obviously they forgot that Din's Fire is my mother****ing Kryptonite. :(




Posted by Ant

Yeah you're pretty okay. Though I would really like to play you without a ****-ton of lag. :)




Posted by Alastor

"Okay"? :bowser:

I'm still confused as hell that I can play with Wings with almost no lag and have a small bit with X, but ours is nigh unbearable.




Posted by Corrupt


Quoting Alastor: Someone called me top VGC tier since I beat Arc.


Well shit, if we're going by that, then I might as well be right up there too, because I've beaten Arc numerous times! Still, that lag fucking gets me if I'm not used to it. Maybe I should practice at like 2/3 speed in training mode in order to adapt easier, haha.



Posted by Ant

I only got to play arc one. He seems pretty okay. only with luigi and mario though.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

****ty stupid deaths are my kryptonite.




Posted by The Judge

I know I'm going to sound like a dick when I say this, but I honestly think a lot of the so-called "pro's" on VGC aren't really that good. Is it the lack of wavedash that cripples them, having to actually walk? I don't know. They just haven't seemed that good.

Not saying I'm much better, but, you know.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Willing to bet it's the lag.




Posted by Iris

I think Bulb just sucked initially because it's a huge jump for him from Melee, but he'll get better. I was lucky enough to start out decent with Brawl since I find the game mechanics far more comfortable.

I'm far better at 1v1s than free for alls.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

FFAs with items are mostly about item luck than real skill, as far as I've experienced.




Posted by Arcadios

Yea, people who are tough cookies:
Corrupt with Dedede
Iris with Zelda
Dan with Pikachu

....that's about it who I've had trouble beating. ;_;

My net's ****ing spazzing out right now so no luck when it comes to wifi.




Posted by Zeta

I hate you all.




Posted by Corrupt


Quoting Iris: I think Bulb just sucked initially because it's a huge jump for him from Melee, but he'll get better. I was lucky enough to start out decent with Brawl since I find the game mechanics far more comfortable.

I'm far better at 1v1s than free for alls.


Yeah see, I find myself in Bulb's position as well, since I was so used to (and spoiled by) Melee. I honestly think that, especially compared to the previous Smash installment, I suck at Brawl. I'm ever-so-slowly adjusting, though. And I second the 1v1s comment, as I think that's where I shine the most. Though free for alls (preferably three-for-alls, without the ridiculous amounts of lag) are just fun.

Edit: And Arc, I know I can beat you down with Dedede (I mean that in the nicest way possible :cool2: ), but you really do play at least a decent Luigi! Keep climbin' your way to the top, man.



Posted by The Judge

See, that also bugs me, the fact that several of you guys only seem to pick a single character (Iris, looking at you). The characters are far more balanced now. You should all try to branch out.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

On WiFi, I never choose the same character twice in a row. Even if I always wreck your **** as Falco.




Posted by Alastor

I've got like four or five that I switch between daily, and I still **** around with others. Arc's just gotten beaten by me more times with Pikachu than anyone else, I guess.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Alastor's Wolf is pretty hot ****. Though I beat it with Kirby. :cool:




Posted by Alastor

I wasn't playing seriously. Seriously. :(
Edit: Assuming I'm remembering the right match. The last one we played on Halberd, I think.

I don't know who I'm actually best with. You people won't tell me.

Iris: "Your Toon Link is annoying, and your pathetic projectiles are no match for Din's Fire."
Arc: "Pikachu's down+A is ****ing beast. :("
X: "Your Wolf is pretty hot ****."




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I only remember your Wolf. Mainly because I was hiding in the Great Fox's lasers to get away from RED LANDMASTER :(




Posted by The Judge


Quoting The X: Even if I always wreck your **** as Falco.

Which you don't, so I don't see why it's worth lieing to these good people.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Neither you or Ant have ever beaten me when I'm playing as Falco. I even ran you out of stock in that 2v1 with him. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH[spoiler]dont tell them about all the times i died as other characters[/spoiler]




Posted by Alastor

Red Landmaster is vastly superior to blue ones. :link:

edit: btw right now i'm playing ur mr gay for the second time ever.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting The X: Neither you or Ant have ever beaten me when I'm playing as Falco. I even ran you out of stock in that 2v1 with him. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH[spoiler]dont tell them about all the times i died as other characters[/spoiler]


You ran me out of stock, yes indeed you did.
Allow me to let you be privvy to the other side of the world, in that room at the time:
Ant: "You know, we might actually WIN if you weren't doing stupid crap"
Me: "I TOLD YOU IT WAS FUNNY AND IT STILL IS"
Ant: "If we lose..."
Me: "KYAAAAAAH"
Ant: "Well, you're dead. Thanks, dick."
Me: "Have fun!"

I'll let you have your pride, if you still want it.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I WASNT PLAYING SERIOUS IN THAT MATCH EITHER BUDDY




Posted by Ant

you were, admit it. GLARING AT THE TV YELLING "CURSE YOU GUYZZZZZZZZZZZ"




Posted by The Judge

Bull.

EDIT: Ninja'd by same basic comment.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I admit it, I was getting ****ed when I started dying to stupid stuff like that 0% Sonic spring. :mad:




Posted by Ant

That's normally a headpalm on my part.




Posted by Iris

[quote=The Judge;831037]See, that also bugs me, the fact that several of you guys only seem to pick a single character (Iris, looking at you). The characters are far more balanced now. You should all try to branch out.
Psh. I only stick with Zelda when I feel like I'm getting in some good training with her. I still use Peach, Lucas, Snake, Zamus, Ike, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Ness, and Ganondorf for fun any other time. Granted, never really break from the confines of them, but I definitely don't use Zelda exclusively unless the person I'm playing puts up a really good enough fight for me to use Zelda a few times to build more strategies and get more experience with her.

I think Dan's best with Pikachu and Ike.




Posted by Ant

Yeah, that's understandable.

I'd say Dan is best with Wolf. But I loathe wolf...so maybe he's just good with him against me.




Posted by The Judge

Me-ta-knight! Me-ta-knight!

Metaknight, Ganon, Dedede, Pokemon Trainer, Marth, Lucario, Ike, and Diddy are probably my most used characters. There are others I use more often than not, but there's a ton of them.




Posted by Alastor

Which is weird, Iris, since I consider Ike like my fourth or fifth best. :o

I just think he's a fun character, especially in FFAs/Team Battle.




Posted by The Judge

All I know is that X was thoroughly suprised at the wompin' I gave him as Dedede.




Posted by Ant

alright faggots. where the **** did the term ffa come from and what does it mean?




Posted by Iris

Ike's range is incredible, as well as his kill power. I think I just underestimate his range and such too much when I fight against him.

FFA = Free for all. It's what the announcer says in normal brawls!




Posted by Alastor

free for all

lol




Posted by Ant

the only one I know is "WWW" which means "WIN WIN WIN"




Posted by The Judge

WIN! WIN! WIN!




Posted by Corrupt


Quoting Iris: but I definitely don't use Zelda exclusively unless the person I'm playing puts up a really good enough fight for me to use Zelda a few times to build more strategies and get more experience with her.


Hah, I think we had a good 10-15 consecutive matches where it was just my Dedede vs. your Zelda. Good to know I put up a fight, though; hell, I've beaten you a significant number of times if I recall correctly. I just wish I could chaingrab your Zelda :o

[quote=Ant]the only one I know is "WWW" which means "WIN WIN WIN"

I'm more familiar with "FFFF," which stands for "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"



Posted by Iris

I feel fairly even with everyone here though, so I'm sure the the experience gained is mutual.




Posted by The Judge

Except me. :-*




Posted by Alastor

Damn, now I want to play Judge to see if his arrogance is warranted. :(




Posted by The Judge

I never said I was better. In fact, my statement could be taken either ways.

But yeah, I'd pound your ***. Just give me about 3 rounds to become accoustomed to the lag and your fighting style, and then it's all downhill from there. I'm like some kind of supercomputer, except engineered to play smash, instead of chess, but I'm pretty good at chess as well, you know. They say pros should think 13 moves ahead, but I can only think 5, which is still pretty good, given that the average person can't even think 2 moves ahead.




Posted by Alastor


Quoting Iris: I feel fairly even with everyone here



Quoting The Judge: Except me. :-*



Quoting The Judge: I never said I was better.



Wha? Don't see why I would think you were worse. :cookie:



Posted by The Judge

"I feel fairly even with everyone here"
"Except me. I'm not even with you. In the sense that I'm not as good as you."

Jesus Christ. How about you help yourself to a f[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cking English book?




Posted by Ant


Quoting Alastor: Damn, now I want to play Judge to see if his arrogance is warranted. :(


it ain't



Posted by The Judge

Last I checked I kicked your *** hard every time we've played since the day you got it.

Last I checked, at least. TO MY KNOWLEDGE!




Posted by Ant

ur cute :)




Posted by The Judge

WIN




Posted by Arcadios

Is it bad of me to blame the majority of my faults on lag? ;_;




Posted by Zeta

Yes. You're supposed to blame it on your beaner heritage.




Posted by Arcadios

And you're suppose to blame not having a Wii on your lack of gaming funds.

quit hatin', nigga




Posted by Alastor


Quoting Arcadios: Is it bad of me to blame the majority of my faults on lag? ;_;


Yeah.



Posted by Iris

I blame my faults on the unresponsive c-stick. It's a far better excuse.

Oh, and lag blows too for any orange/red connections.




Posted by Alastor

Stiiiiiill fail to see how Iris and I have green, yet my cousins 14 miles away have yellow, and sometimes orange.




Posted by Iris

Dan...

I'm sorry you had to find out this way, but you had to know sometime. I'm actually your mother, Daniel.

And I'm very dissapointed in you.




Posted by Arcadios

Who's your daddy?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I still have yet to play a match. siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh




Posted by Lord of Spam

i dont even have a wii yet.

i need to fix that ****




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=The Judge;831092]All I know is that X was thoroughly suprised at the wompin' I gave him as Dedede.Yeah, your Dedede was really something. Wish I could master him, since he's such a great personality. :(




Posted by The Judge

I honestly just got lucky. I'm trying to get good with him, but it's hard. He can build up some nice combos though, if you get really good. Which I'm not.




Posted by Corrupt

I'l, kick you furkcing *** with him you ****ing jew

Nice, eidt, Anthony. Hahaha




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Should have edited to a straight-up fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Any of you guys ever get Error 86420? Nintendo says it's a port problem, but it seems to happen to me during peak times.




Posted by Ant

I think I got something like that once. And it was at a peak time yeah.




Posted by The Judge

I actually didn't even notice the edit at first because it seemed like something I would say.

But way to make yourself look like an [COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]ss anyways, Ant.




Posted by Ant

FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Man, Snake has waaaaay many easter eggs in this game, it's so awesome. So far I've noticed:

- His audience chant is 'Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!'
- When Grey Fox appears as in assist while Snake is in the Brawl he says 'Just like old times, eh Snake?'
- Planting C4 on Samus transforms it into the butterfly C4 from Snake Eater
- If he's KO'd during a codec transmission, you get the usual 'Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!'
- Try crawling over mines.

If only Sonic had got as much love. :(




Posted by Alastor

C'MON, STEP IT UP




Posted by The Judge


Quoting The X: Man, Snake has waaaaay many easter eggs in this game, it's so awesome. So far I've noticed:

- His audience chant is 'Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!'
- When Grey Fox appears as in assist while Snake is in the Brawl he says 'Just like old times, eh Snake?'
- Planting C4 on Samus transforms it into the butterfly C4 from Snake Eater
- If he's KO'd during a codec transmission, you get the usual 'Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!'
- Try crawling over mines.

If only Sonic had got as much love. :(


He didn't deserve any. The fact that he was in brawl was enough.



Posted by Alastor

TOO EASY. PIECE OF CAKE!




Posted by Iris

WE SHOULD DO THIS AGAIN SOME TIME




Posted by The Judge

Ridley would have made a fantastic character and no I won't stop b[COLOR="black"]it[/COLOR]ching about it until they make the next one.




Posted by Iris

...he was pretty big in SSE! I'm not sure it'd work out.




Posted by Ant

don't bother trying to reason with him about it.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Ridley's SSE cutscenes are reason enough not to make him a character.




Posted by Lord of Spam

im actually starting to get pretty ****ed off at brawl now. its just a ****ty fighter, move on




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

We'll shut up about Brawl when you shut up about your stupid navy life.




Posted by Alastor

yeah fag




Posted by Lord of Spam

i dont bring that up. mostly its just you ****s whining about me *****ing about it then me telling you to smeg off

in other words, red dwarf is hilarious and you should watch it




Posted by WillisGreeny

I like that show. One of the best shows on PBS.




Posted by Ant

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

red dwarf is not a pbs show




Posted by Lord of Spam

he never sid it was. he jsut sid it was played on there, which it very well may be.

in america, pbs tends to play things that are mindless and retarded. hence, the bulk of their programing is bbc based. :$




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

BRITISH BROADCASTING CORPORATION YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH




Posted by Lord of Spam

SOCIALISM IS THE DEVIL gee i wonder why england has nice stuff:(

durr hurr american LOLgic




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: im actually starting to get pretty ****ed off at brawl now. its just a ****ty fighter, move on


We get it, you don't like 2D fighters. Move on.



Posted by The Judge


Quoting The Judge: Ridley's SSE cutscenes are reason enough not to make him a character.


Best enjoy the month of April, because as soon as I find out who you are, you're f[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cking dead.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

gee sure is judge around here




Posted by Ant

At least you don't have to smell him on a daily basis.

-Vampiro




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

hey buddy, dont impersonate me eh




Posted by Alastor

wut's going on in this thred gaiz?




Posted by Zeta

I used to like April Fool's.

Then I met Jesse...




Posted by Alastor

I've always thought it was April Fool's was stupid.

Then I met Jesse... [spoiler]and then it got worse.[/spoiler]

edit: OH **** YOU CAN SEE SPOILER TAGS JESUS CHRIST




Posted by Slade

I was watchin' Rob and Big YES I KNOW IT IS ON VH1 AND ABOUT A PROFESSIONAL SKATER BUT WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON YOU KNOW

Anyways, I was watching Rob and Big and that sick bastard Rob made his sweet, delicate mom cry over a "lol I'm getting arrested" prank. professional skaters these days...




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Rob and Big had the hardest challenge in Skate, by a long shot.

*** i loved the **** of that game




Posted by Slade

And then never played it again, right?

I played soooooo much tony hawk 1, 2, 4, and Underground that I think I don't need to play any more skating games, ever.




Posted by Ant

I was all about one and three. 2 and 4, not so much.




Posted by Alastor

I played the **** out of the demo of the first one while listening to Superman by Goldfinger repeatedly. Good times.

I think I got it like a year later for the Dreamcast when I didn't really care anymore. Played the original 4, stopped caring about the series after that.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Skate's totally different to Tony Hawk. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more fun.




Posted by Ant


Quoting Alastor: I played the **** out of the demo of the first one while listening to Superman by Goldfinger repeatedly. Good times.

I think I got it like a year later for the Dreamcast when I didn't really care anymore. Played the original 4, stopped caring about the series after that.


YESSSSSSSS! Judge and I also played the **** out of that demo! You got it with the Pizza Hut special? Fuuuuuuuck, the insane scores we got on that stupid *** demo. MEMORIES!



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Superman is like the worst ska **** ever.




Posted by The Judge

SO HERE I AM
DOIN EVERYTHING I CAN
HOLDIN ON TO WHAT I AM
PRETENDIN I'M A SUPERMAN




Posted by Alastor

PIZZA HUT SPECIAL DEMO **** YEAH




Posted by Ant

lol.

high five




Posted by Alastor

hiiiiiiiigh fiiiiiiiive




Posted by Alastor

[youtube=GfmFrN1upg0]GfmFrN1upg0[/youtube]

Oh wow, ZSS and Zelda yuri snapshot compilation thing.

I giggled at 2:15 and 2:23. :o




Posted by Iris

Oh ***. I couldn't help but laugh. Now I love snapshots.




Posted by Alastor


Quoting Iris: Oh ***. I couldn't help but masturbate. Now I love snapshots.


Fixed.