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Posted by Lord of Spam

I just got back from leave, and ****, I'm ****ing tired.

I went back down to florida and stayed with a buddy of mine who lives on a farm. Good times were had, and pictures and movies follow.

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My favorite DnD book combined with the single best bottle of rum known to man. this bottle is about 6 months old. Anytime new Cpt. Morgan is bought, it is poured out of its bottle into this one.

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Me on the left, my buddy jay (the guy i was staying with) on the right, and his girlfriend in the middle. Interpret that as you will.

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I have a friend that works at disney and you dont. nyah nyah nyah. We hung out at disney just to waste time. total cost to me: $0.

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This is the buddy of mine who works at disney. We each ordered a liter of beer at a german all you can eat buffet at EPCOT. It was delicious.

[url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=RxdYoIGk0Kw]I finished it! I'm a real man![/url]

Wow! Dave finished too! Hes a man as well! Video forthcoming!
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His looked so delicious that I ordered one after I finished my first!

On the day before I left, we through a giant bonfire party in the middle of a cow field. By the end of the night, we went through about 600 lbs of wood (a dead tree had been cut down and saved for just the occasion). There were like 20 or 30 people there at its height, and the bonfire was truely mighty.

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-SgA_yGJQU]Me blowing a giant fireball of bacardi 151. [/url]

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This mans beard is mighty. Do not taunt it, or it may lash out at you.

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The aftermath.

movies to follow once youtube stops being gay! Theres lots of fire (as if the smoking crater picture was obvious enough)!




Posted by Xero

Looks like you guys had fun :)

Too bad you didn't see Omni that day. She works at Disney too.

The Space Rum bottle made me laugh.




Posted by Omni


Quoting Lord of Spam: I have a friend that works at disney and you dont. nyah nyah nyah. We hung out at disney just to waste time. total cost to me: $0.


Last time I checked, I can get into Disney for free. I never go unless I'm going with people that haven't been there, because I've been there for free and seen everything so many times that it's kind of boring.

Still, looks like you had fun, and your facial expression in the picture by Expedition Everest made me laugh.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Is that an Operation Ivy shirt I see? Wow, haven't heard that name in a long time.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

What are you eating in the LITRE OF BEER picture? Looks kinda like some kind of weird roll.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting The X: What are you eating in the LITRE OF BEER picture? Looks kinda like some kind of weird roll.


various meats and breads. they were all delicious.



Posted by ExoXile

Fireballz




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

various meats is always delicious




Posted by Lord of Spam

allow me to ammend that to various germanic meats

:3




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Frankfurters are awesome. Though I'll always associate eating them with watching the second plane fly into the WTC. :(




Posted by ExoXile

Edited by The X.

Reason: Strong desire to edit it.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I have a strong, strong desire to edit your post.




Posted by ExoXile

^_^




Posted by Bj Blaskowitz

I approve of these shenanigans




Posted by Skitzo Control

Are you guys high-fiving each other 'cause you just played "Chinese Finger Cuffs" with that girl?




Posted by Lord of Spam

[url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eiffel+tower]>.>[/url]




Posted by Omni

[quote=Urbandictionary]Hey Matt, remember when we Eiffel towered Ruth?

lol




Posted by Linko_16

Your friend's girlfriend is hot.

Also, **** you, I wanna go to Disney World.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

She isn't that hot.




Posted by CrystalPain

Fun fun!
lol Space rum!!
I never tried German food, I feel like having some




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

everyone has had german food




Posted by Skitzo Control

HOLY **** LORD OF SPAM LOOKS LIKE JIM GAFFIGAN!





Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: She isn't that hot.


tig ol' bitties



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

The sweater-tied-round-waist look is sooooo 90s, dawg.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: tig ol' bitties


Yeah, that doesn't help.



Posted by Shade

Face.




Posted by Stalolin

matt miller has a massive forehead you know

it's so big you might as well call it a fivehead

HA IT'S GENIOUS THIS SHOULD BE OUR NEW VGC MEME GUYS




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Yeah, that doesn't help.


Did... you... no, you couldnt have.

You cant have just spoken out against boobs. I wont have it. INTOLERABLE.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I spoke out against big boobs on a relatively small woman. Who has an unattractive face.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Did I mention the sweater thing already? That's a factor.




Posted by Skitzo Control

She's actually got a really cute face, she just happens to have a goofy grin.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Did I mention the sweater thing already? That's a factor.


Nah, that's totally fine. It's pretty hot on the right girl.