Got any plans for Valentine's day?




Posted by Xero

Did anybody make plans with their lover(s) for this year's Valentine's day? What are they?

I don't have any. Positive thing is that I will have the house for myself while my parents are out dating. :cool:




Posted by Stalolin

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Posted by Xero

So you're gonna date your PS2? ;)




Posted by Arcadios

No, he's gonna cry and I hope you were ****ing joking.

Also, yea....ronriest day ever.




Posted by Xero


Quoting Arcadios: I hope you were ****ing joking.


The wink kinda gave a hint :rolleyes:



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Stalolin just reminded me that Devil May Cry is out just before Valentine's Day. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=The X;812917]Stalolin just reminded me that Devil May Cry is out just before Valentine's Day. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING

oh **** really? I just played the demo last night.

I KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING




Posted by Shade

I've got a hot date with my left hand. It's going to be MAGICAL




Posted by Skitzo Control

For those that don't have somebody to spend this holiday, just remember its origination: priests would sacrifice a goat in the name of fertility and a dog in the name of purification, then, boys would cut strips from the goat's hide and dip it in the blood. The boys would run through the town and whack stuff with the hunk of flesh; trees, crops, houses, and, yes, women. The women believed it would give them fertility, so they welcomed the flesh lashing. Later in the day, the women would drop their names into an urn, and the bachelors would pick names out of this urn, then spend a year with the women. Of course, you spend a year with a chick, you either end up killing her or marrying her. They usually did the latter.

I wish Valentine's Day was celebrated now as it was back then. I can think of a few Denny's managers that I would love to whip with a blood-covered goat hide.




Posted by Slade

No plans. Thank ***.




Posted by Omni

It's my birthday. Other than that, nope. :)




Posted by Xero


Quoting Shade: I've got a hot date with my left hand. It's going to be MAGICAL


Hopefully the advices your doctor gave you will pay off by then. ;)



Posted by Ashen

I don't really know what I'm going to do. Probably just give candy to my friends. And rue how I probably won't have what I see as a heterosexual relationship until I get to college. Ah well, it's less than a year away now, so...




Posted by cool gamer dad

The usual. You know... cats, shootan. You get the picture.

Life of a lonely kid? Or life of a God?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Life of a ***.

gonna go to work, come home, play devil may cry 4, maybe some shootan with cats then go to bed. hecka not wasting time with irl friends. Gotta buy them **** and stuff and go out to eat. Too busy with DMC.




Posted by ExoXile

Sending stuff overseas, wishing I wasn't half the world apart from my gal.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Probably working!




Posted by Shade


Quoting Ashen: I don't really know what I'm going to do. Probably just give candy to my friends. And rue how I probably won't have what I see as a heterosexual relationship until I get to college. Ah well, it's less than a year away now, so...


How about homosexual? Lots of unexplored opportunities there.



Posted by Ant


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: hecka


you aren't from northern california, you can't say that.

Let's see, it falls on a Thursday...sooooooo, probably class then work.


Quoting Shade: How about homosexual? Lots of unexplored opportunities there.


I was going to say that, but decided not to. Thanks.



Posted by Shade

Yeah, I got your back.




Posted by Zeta

so ronery ;_;




Posted by ExoXile

We're all sad VGC'ers.




Posted by Ashen


Quoting Shade: How about homosexual? Lots of unexplored opportunities there.

Ehh. I tried. She didn't see me that way (well, in her words "as a boyfriend"). And I highly doubt I could force myself into another girl-girl relationship. Also, living in the South (though it's just south of the Mason-Dixon) really doesn't help matter. Parents (mostly mother) kinda makes "coming out" difficult as well. I'd rather wait for college away from all the riff-raff.

... and for someone to ask me. Tradition FTW.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

IT'S PAHTAY TIME ***** SLAM DUNK

That's my Valentine's Day sorted.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: We're all sad VGC'ers.


Content*

valentines is a sinkhole for money and effort. What do you get out of it? Sex? Not worth 300 bucks.



Posted by Shade

I don't even get sex. Really not worth it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Like you'd know.




Posted by Shade

What it's like to do stuff for Valentines and not get anything out of it? Yeah I do.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

But you wouldn't know if sex is worth the effort or not until you've experienced it, right? You're just assuming it wouldn't be.

And you'd be right.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Eventually becomes not worth it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Only when you realise "oh wait, I get this for free at least five times a week... why am I paying a ****load for what's guaranteed to be a mediocre sex romp?"




Posted by Ant

when you go without for long enough you start to not care. then you start to care again, then you don't for a bit, etc.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

idk, been awhile for me and I honestly don't miss it. I think I did everything I wanted to try and did it enough to tide me over for awhile. Now I'm just like "is sex really worth the effort of the whole girlfriend/boyfriend thing?" and my rational side is just like "no, man... no." Maybe if she bought me **** and stuff and had really low expectations...




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Only worth it if you get an XBox for your birthday.




Posted by The Judge

I've never had a Valentine's day that I celebrated in the presence of a loved one, and I don't particularly care that it's not going to happen again (unless something 100% unexpected happens, which will end up being, and I assure you of this, completely unexpected).




Posted by Dr. Rockso

Preparing to go to see Rob Riggle on the 9th, then Clutch on the 23rd followed by Iron Maiden Tribute on the 28th.




Posted by WillisGreeny

I'm getting laid. No costs. THEN dmc.




Posted by Dexter

I have a date with a beautiful Asian that giggles and forgets what for all too often. Easy day.




Posted by David M. Awesome

I'll do the same **** I do every other day, as usual. =/




Posted by Roger Smith

I plan to fap in blissful happiness to my cartoon porn.




Posted by Philsdad

Yes, I do in fact. I have a whole lineup of things planned, even though I'm single and will be celebrating alone. Anyway, I plan on going to Wal-Mart, McDonalds, buying gas, and any other corporate activity I can think of. See, since Valentine's Day is a corporate holiday, I celebrate by honoring big corporations.




Posted by CrystalPain

I did, but now im broke :(
My gf and I are suppose to buy bus tickets for our trip to Mississauga, ON. Im paying for both tickets and there 89$ each! Well im just going to get her flowers and go see a movie.




Posted by David M. Awesome

[quote=CrystalPain;815159]Well im just going to get her flowers and go see a movie.

That's still going to cost you $40+




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Yes, I do in fact. I have a whole lineup of things planned, even though I'm single and will be celebrating alone. Anyway, I plan on going to Wal-Mart, McDonalds, buying gas, and any other corporate activity I can think of. See, since Valentine's Day is a corporate holiday, I celebrate by honoring big corporations.


Truly you deserve some sort of award for your heroism.



Posted by CrystalPain


Quoting Mr. Awesome: That's still going to cost you $40+



Thanks for the reminder of how broke I am...



Posted by The Heir Apparent

Just another lonely day. At least I dont have to pretend to pay attention (ie buy a lot of ****-flowers, candy-I cant afford) to someone I only like, not...well you know. Alright love. Love is indeed a drug, and like all drugs, it wears off in time. Nothing is forever. And besides, like ALL holidays its all about commerce. "Spend, Spend, Spend". The only thing Im gonna "Spend", is time with myself....and maybe a good porno.




Posted by Dexter

Take the girl out somewhere. It's far too cold here in Chicago to do anything outdoors so idk. I'm not good at choosing what to do indoors, only out, so maybe she'll be able to choose something. I'll make it her day.




Posted by The Hate

No plans haha




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Love is indeed a drug, and like all drugs, it wears off in time. Nothing is forever.


can't wait to see you in your thirties.



Posted by Shade

I have to write a Valentine's note as an assignment for English, and have it read aloud by whomever I give it to. lol




Posted by cool gamer dad

Awww, that's cute. :)


Know who you're gonna give it to?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I have to write a Valentine's note as an assignment for English, and have it read aloud by whomever I give it to. lol


That's a really retarded assignment...



Posted by CrystalPain


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: That's a really retarded assignment...


For some it might be useful.
If your shy and have a crush on someone, it's the perfect ocassion!



Posted by Arcadios

Yea, I have work on Thursday from 4PM to 8PM.
Nothing is gonna happen so it'll just be another day. ;_;




Posted by Slade

I'll probably spend all day Thursday catching up and doing homework so I don't have to do anything this weekend.

I'm glad because... I just don't want to do Valentine's stuff at all. If I knew a totally awesome chick who I actually wanted to hang out with, then it'd be another story. I'd still reject the idea of flowarz n' chokkolate, but otherwise it could be fun. but love's stormy seas hath wrought my heart to fit well the shape of loneliness

whoa, when I think about it that way... :(




Posted by Shade


Quoting CrystalPain: For some it might be useful.
If your shy and have a crush on someone, it's the perfect ocassion!


Yeah, getting a valentine's note read aloud to the entire class is great for shy people. :rolleyes:

[quote]can't wait to see you in your thirties.

Lemme guess, he's gonna be dyin' to get married or some **** and want like, five kids right?



Posted by Arcadios

Oh man, reminds me that it's almost exactly a year since I got rejected. :(
**** you, Valtentine. **** you.




Posted by Shade

Try again! :)




Posted by Arcadios

Nah, no one is interesting enough to ask out.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: For some it might be useful.
If your shy and have a crush on someone, it's the perfect ocassion!

... what? It's the EXACT opposite. Shy people hate reading anything out in front of the class, let alone a valentine for someone they care about. lol



Posted by maian

I'm going to play Brawl all day and night, now that it's finally out. :cool:

ohwai..




Posted by The Heir Apparent

"can't wait to see you in your thirties."


What makes you think Im not in my 40's? Hmmmm...




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Well if you are that's pretty sad then! But you're clearly not. Seem to be late teens, early twenties.




Posted by Skitzo Control

[quote=Philsdad;815156]See, since Valentine's Day is a corporate holiday, I celebrate by honoring big corporations.
Nope! The way we celebrate the holiday is nothing but an invention of greeting card companies, but the true origins of Valentine's Day can be found in my [url=http://vgchat.com/showpost.php?p=812932&postcount=9]previous post[/url].




Posted by Tyler Durden

I'm probably going to buy a dozen yellow roses for a close personal friend of mine..

She's the type of girl, that would kill me in my sleep if I hit her with a raw strip of blood soaked animal hide.




Posted by David M. Awesome

I almost forgot, for Valentine's Day I dye my hair red and wear it in a ridiculous fashion for the whole day. JUST FOR KICKS.

Also might have dinner with all of my single friends. That means you, Linko.




Posted by Arcadios

Take Linko out on a date.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'd take Linko on a date. Probably be a pretty nice time to.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Only if he wore his Red Mage outfit.




Posted by Arcadios

I'd rather see vamp and cats go out.




Posted by Stalolin

oh ***, dating vgcers?

this clearly needs it's own thread




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I'd rather see vamp and cats go out.


Wouldn't happen. I hate his guts more often than not. Man, so many times I've been like "THIS IS IT, YOU'RE OFF MY FRIENDS LIST" translate that to irl dating? broken bones and broken hearts.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I bet the makeup sex would be hoooooooot.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

There's nothing I can say to that that wouldn't sound like a horrible pun.




Posted by Arcadios


**** ME, CATS.




Posted by Omni

That picture makes me laugh every time.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

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naaaaah




Posted by Shade

That picture is oddly perfect for the caption.




Posted by Slade

2xbox2****




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

"shootan?"
"shootan"
"ALL RIGHT!"
"WOO"

totally platonic.




Posted by cool gamer dad

Maybe if he decided to start taking a shower every once-in-a-while. We can still be friends though buddy. :)




Posted by Skitzo Control

Cats would date me.:)




Posted by WillisGreeny

Just realised V-day is this Thursday and I have yet to buy something that looks expensive for the gf... Maybe I'll make a drawing or something and act like I spent a bunch of love on it?




Posted by Kamek

No plans for the actual day so far, but I'm visiting my girl on Saturday so I'm definitely going to do something nice for her then.




Posted by Ant

Why did the picture of cats just sitting there playing his box make me laugh so much?




Posted by Shade

idk, I bol'd 'cause it was like, "nahhhh I'd rather play some shootan instead"




Posted by Skitzo Control

Or, like a parent walking in on a child and telling them to do their chores, and he says, "K," and goes back to video games.




Posted by Bebop

Im sending a "Sorry you're leaving" card to Scientology. Thats as far as I'm going on Valentine's Day.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Maybe if he decided to start taking a shower every once-in-a-while. We can still be friends though buddy.


Are you talking about yourself here, buddy, or what?