My tv makes for a very nice 32" monitor




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Too bad the cord doesn't reach to my bed. :(




Posted by cool gamer dad

You plug your tv into your bed?!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Used to do that with an old videocard I had when I played movies and whatnot. Too lazy now.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting cats: You plug your tv into your bed?!


My laptop!

Guess I'll move my bed. Maybe.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I just sit in my bed with my laptop on days off. Causes my bed to smell reeeeeeeeally bad, but whatever.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

man, you must stink.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Shower every day, buddy! ... Haven't done so today, but I will. I promise.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

idk, my bed doesn't smell. nor does my chair




Posted by Ant

my bed is starting to smell. though I've been lazy and haven't washed the sheets inawhile. :)

also, wasn't funny when crazy k slept in a chair every night? I found that hilarious.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Wow, I shower once or twice a day, and change my sheets at least once a week. THE X IS GROSS

My laptop lcd is broken. So yeah.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

hmmmm showerlicious

I don't sleep on my bed, I sleep standing up, so everything is always clean.




Posted by Ant

CLEAN! CLEAN! MUST BE CLEAN!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Yeah, I really need to shower like, twice a day. I might have some issues. I just like things to be neat and clean ok. :mad:


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: hmmmm showerlicious

I don't sleep on my bed, I sleep standing up, so everything is always clean.


Like a true bird.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

you know what I haven't taken in ages? A bath... man, so taking a bath tomorrow.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I had a shower today.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I just washed my hair and dry soaped my armpits




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

My shower was ruined by HOT SEX and sleeping in a too-warm room.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

By hot sex you mean fappin' under the stream.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

By hot sex, I mean watching Brawl cutscenes.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

better than hot sex




Posted by cool gamer dad

Bath? You mean bathing in your own filth? Yeah.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, sounds good right now.




Posted by Ant

I'll not shower to that!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I raise your not shower with two not showers. Man, no showers this weekend? Yes please.




Posted by cool gamer dad

I'm not playing with you until you take a shower.




Posted by Shade

fact: you can smell over xbox

I'm actually in the bath as I type this. Cool beans.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I'm not playing with you until you take a shower.


Took a shower this morning anyways. Had to go out for breakfast.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

If I take a bath, I shower first.

I'm a faggot.




Posted by cool gamer dad

I want a hot tub.


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Took a shower this morning anyways. Had to go out for breakfast.

vamp's got a giiiiirlfrieeeeennnd. ooooooooooo.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Vamp has tried every sex. He has no need for a girlfriend.




Posted by Borealis


Quoting The X: Vamp has tried every sex. He has no need for a girlfriend.


What about every kind of sex?

Scatlove?

Anyone?



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: If I take a bath, I shower first.


I shower after. makes more sense to me.


Quoted post: Vamp has tried every sex.


I wiiiiiiish. I just don't have the stomach for some stuff though. A lot of stuff actually.



Posted by Ant

he's a poop man.




Posted by Slade

doesn't have the stomach for anything without poop.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

big fan of the poop




Posted by Shade

are you an emetophile too




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

poopophile?




Posted by Shade

No




Posted by Shade

.




Posted by Shade

hotdogs




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: I shower after. makes more sense to me.




So you'd rather sit in your own filth for awhile, then get clean as opposed to being clean, then relaxing and getting even cleaner? All right.



Posted by cool gamer dad

Yeah bro, you have it all backwards. Can't you do anything right? Christ.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Hey buddy, are you on msn? Too lazy to check unless you're there!




Posted by cool gamer dad

Always.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Yeah? Cause last time I checked you weren't there. jebus




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: So you'd rather sit in your own filth for awhile, then get clean as opposed to being clean, then relaxing and getting even cleaner? All right.


How dirty can I possibly get in less than 24 hours sitting at a desk all day? Maybe if I worked construction I'd feel the need to do that, but it's not like I have black grime floating around me in a bath.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Awwwwwwwwwwwww, Vampy would look cute in a wifebeater and yellow hardhat.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I was gonna be a plumber once. Once...




Posted by Ant

plumper ----> toilet ------> poop.

it all makes sense.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

poop is why I never ended up doing it. Realised I could make about the same money repairing computers as I could fixing toilets.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: How dirty can I possibly get in less than 24 hours sitting at a desk all day? Maybe if I worked construction I'd feel the need to do that, but it's not like I have black grime floating around me in a bath.


No grim oozing into the bath water? For shame.

Still, pretty gross. I already have to be clean if I'm going to have a bath.



Posted by Slade


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: poop is why I never ended up doing it. Realised I could make about the same money repairing computers as I could fixing toilets.


Someday you're going to crack open a computer, and there'll be poop... everywhere. Then you'll slowly sit back in your chair, trying to make sense of it all, and that's when you'll realize: You should have been a plumber.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I am the kind of person who pays a lot of attention to my surroundings. My first year of college found me doing apartment maintenance odd-jobs on the side for some extra fliff. I quickly noticed, when doing wall patches and whatnot, that there would often be yellowish crusty streaks running down walls and on furniture. Their tendency to be located around the computer work station in male college student's apartments immediately tipped me off that this was, undoubtedly, dried splooge.

It didn't perturb me or frighten me when I saw it in the living quarters of friends and family members. It just seemed to be this dried, caked-on curiosity. They were the evidence of possibly hundreds of ejaculations which were doomed, from the start, never to know the pillowy outer cell wall of the female ovum. A microscopic legion of tailed warriors who perished in the line of duty. Most people, however, went about their daily lives unaware of the crusty memorials.

My new job took me out of booze-soaked, semen-coated college apartments and into a casual office setting. My task at this job was to repair computers which were brought in by the populace. I assumed a place like this would be devoid of misguided ejaculations, and for a while that was the case.

While I was in training I met an annoying kid named Brian. He talked too much and had weird habits like pulling out his hair. One day, while we were both working, he called me over to a computer he was working on. He pointed to a yellowish, crusty streak which was on the side of a computer he was repairing. He asked me what it was and all I could do was shrug. Then he begins to scratch at it, getting dried semen residue under and on top of his finger nails. "Do you think that it's, like, some spilled coffee or something?" he said. I told him I had no idea and sat back at my desk.

I stand by my decision not to tell him what it was to this day.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Sorry, I was reading that story earlier, and it was too much of a freaky coincidence.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Great, everytime I see a yellow residue instead of thinking 'oh, probably just surfactant leaching' I'll be thinking 'WHO WAS IN MY HOUSE JACKING OFF'.




Posted by S


Quoting Slade: Someday you're going to crack open a computer, and there'll be poop... everywhere. Then you'll slowly sit back in your chair, trying to make sense of it all, and that's when you'll realize: You should have been a plumber.


What's Vamp's address again?



Posted by Slade

Idk. Just check all the ****ty computer repair shops in Canada until you find a really hairy super kawaii~ guy.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Someday you're going to crack open a computer, and there'll be poop... everywhere.


You'd be surprised at how ****ing disgusting the inside of some people's computers get. Like, incredibly thick, caked on dust and yellow residue from cigarette smoke and the smell is surprisingly strong. It's like peeling off year old gum and tar.



Posted by Ant

haha i read that as "peeing off" haha lol




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

My computer builds up so much dust, I'm pretty sure it's affecting performance. I should open it for more than stuffing new **** into it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Ditto. I can hear and feel my computer struggle, but I'm really just too lazy to unhook everything and clean it out. It's such a pain in the *** to get everything connected again due to the position of my desk.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Yeah, I should do that with my laptop. Gets blazing hot after awhile, so I just turn it off instead. Needs new ****, but I'd just go out and buy a new one. It's pretty old.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Pretty sure the reason half the USB ports and hardware cards on my laptop don't work is because they've melted. Stupid Compaq.




Posted by cool gamer dad

Haha, woah. We left an old PC in the garage for a year, only to find a giant ****ing rat nest inside of it. Poop and little rats all over the place.




Posted by Ant

Sounds like Vampiro's dream come true.




Posted by cool gamer dad

Yeah man. There were too many to count. Running all over the floor, my dog trying to eat them. I mean like, all over the place.


woah dude




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I don't get where this poop thing came from ;_;




Posted by Slade

brain full of poop




Posted by Ant


Quoting The X: Vamp has tried every sex. He has no need for a girlfriend.



Quoting Vampiro V. Empire:

I wiiiiiiish. I just don't have the stomach for some stuff though. A lot of stuff actually.



Quoting Ant: he's a poop man.


And there you have, the poop thing.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Still don't see the correlation.




Posted by Slade

you said:
[quote]I wiiiiiiish. I just don't have the stomach for some stuff though. A lot of stuff actually.

we read:
[quote]pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

It's that simple.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Wouldn't it make more sense if I said I did have the stomach for it?

and that actually never crossed my mind, poop that is.




Posted by Ant

listen! the first thing I thought of is that you don't have the stomach for things is "but he does for poop, of all things"

GET IT?!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Wow, reading this while I eat lunch.




Posted by Slade


Quoting Ant: listen! the first thing I thought of is that you don't have the stomach for things is "but he does for poop, of all things"

GET IT?!

And then we got to learn all about how vamp almost became a plumber. group hug, guys



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Super Empire Bros 3




Posted by Slade

someone shop a monkey wrench and a toilet into a vamp pic.




Posted by Shade

With poop in the toilet, too.




Posted by Slade

NO




Posted by Shade

Then why even make the pic?




Posted by Slade

Idk. Here's how it works:

1) I suggest something just for the sake of suggesting it
2) someone makes it and I rep them

THE END




Posted by Slade

Alternatively:

1) FUCK
2) YOU

THE END




Posted by Shade

Already on it with poo




Posted by cool gamer dad

[IMG]http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/stingerishere/Untitled-1-2.gif[/IMG]


UHH. Close enough.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: listen! the first thing I thought of is that you don't have the stomach for things is "but he does for poop, of all things"

GET IT?!


No. Because it doesn't make any sense.



Posted by Ant

sorry for the CRAPPY quality. but you get the point.

[IMG]http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/7325/poopvampem4.png[/IMG]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No I don't.




Posted by Ant

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP




Posted by Slade


Quoting cats: UHH. Close enough.

I lub it.


And vamp, seriously man. Don't you ever take what someone says and pretend they said the opposite, and then act accordingly? WELL, YOU SHOULD.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I DON'T GET WHAT YOU'RE SAYING




Posted by Slade

vamp says: I don't like poop.
ant says: VAMP LIKES POOP
vamp says: i don't understand and my feelings are hurt




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

STILL DOESN'T MAKE SENSE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK




Posted by Slade

hahaha




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Vamp is a poopaphile.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

poop




Posted by Ant

haha told you he likes poop!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

This **** really belongs in DA.




Posted by Ant

I'll try to keep out of discussions here. Sorry.

Anyways, xbox.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Use your mod powers, nagel!




Posted by Slade

No, don't! Then vamp'll never realize the truth!!!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGG~




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I don't think I'll ever understand.

ever.








poooooooooop