Too bad the cord doesn't reach to my bed. :(
You plug your tv into your bed?!
Used to do that with an old videocard I had when I played movies and whatnot. Too lazy now.
I just sit in my bed with my laptop on days off. Causes my bed to smell reeeeeeeeally bad, but whatever.
man, you must stink.
Shower every day, buddy! ... Haven't done so today, but I will. I promise.
idk, my bed doesn't smell. nor does my chair
my bed is starting to smell. though I've been lazy and haven't washed the sheets inawhile. :)
also, wasn't funny when crazy k slept in a chair every night? I found that hilarious.
Wow, I shower once or twice a day, and change my sheets at least once a week. THE X IS GROSS
My laptop lcd is broken. So yeah.
hmmmm showerlicious
I don't sleep on my bed, I sleep standing up, so everything is always clean.
CLEAN! CLEAN! MUST BE CLEAN!
Yeah, I really need to shower like, twice a day. I might have some issues. I just like things to be neat and clean ok. :mad:
you know what I haven't taken in ages? A bath... man, so taking a bath tomorrow.
I had a shower today.
I just washed my hair and dry soaped my armpits
My shower was ruined by HOT SEX and sleeping in a too-warm room.
By hot sex you mean fappin' under the stream.
By hot sex, I mean watching Brawl cutscenes.
better than hot sex
Bath? You mean bathing in your own filth? Yeah.
Yeah, sounds good right now.
I'll not shower to that!
I raise your not shower with two not showers. Man, no showers this weekend? Yes please.
I'm not playing with you until you take a shower.
fact: you can smell over xbox
I'm actually in the bath as I type this. Cool beans.
If I take a bath, I shower first.
I'm a faggot.
I want a hot tub.
Vamp has tried every sex. He has no need for a girlfriend.
he's a poop man.
doesn't have the stomach for anything without poop.
big fan of the poop
are you an emetophile too
poopophile?
No
.
hotdogs
Yeah bro, you have it all backwards. Can't you do anything right? Christ.
Hey buddy, are you on msn? Too lazy to check unless you're there!
Always.
Yeah? Cause last time I checked you weren't there. jebus
Awwwwwwwwwwwww, Vampy would look cute in a wifebeater and yellow hardhat.
I was gonna be a plumber once. Once...
plumper ----> toilet ------> poop.
it all makes sense.
poop is why I never ended up doing it. Realised I could make about the same money repairing computers as I could fixing toilets.
I am the kind of person who pays a lot of attention to my surroundings. My first year of college found me doing apartment maintenance odd-jobs on the side for some extra fliff. I quickly noticed, when doing wall patches and whatnot, that there would often be yellowish crusty streaks running down walls and on furniture. Their tendency to be located around the computer work station in male college student's apartments immediately tipped me off that this was, undoubtedly, dried splooge.
It didn't perturb me or frighten me when I saw it in the living quarters of friends and family members. It just seemed to be this dried, caked-on curiosity. They were the evidence of possibly hundreds of ejaculations which were doomed, from the start, never to know the pillowy outer cell wall of the female ovum. A microscopic legion of tailed warriors who perished in the line of duty. Most people, however, went about their daily lives unaware of the crusty memorials.
My new job took me out of booze-soaked, semen-coated college apartments and into a casual office setting. My task at this job was to repair computers which were brought in by the populace. I assumed a place like this would be devoid of misguided ejaculations, and for a while that was the case.
While I was in training I met an annoying kid named Brian. He talked too much and had weird habits like pulling out his hair. One day, while we were both working, he called me over to a computer he was working on. He pointed to a yellowish, crusty streak which was on the side of a computer he was repairing. He asked me what it was and all I could do was shrug. Then he begins to scratch at it, getting dried semen residue under and on top of his finger nails. "Do you think that it's, like, some spilled coffee or something?" he said. I told him I had no idea and sat back at my desk.
I stand by my decision not to tell him what it was to this day.
Sorry, I was reading that story earlier, and it was too much of a freaky coincidence.
Great, everytime I see a yellow residue instead of thinking 'oh, probably just surfactant leaching' I'll be thinking 'WHO WAS IN MY HOUSE JACKING OFF'.
Idk. Just check all the ****ty computer repair shops in Canada until you find a really hairy super kawaii~ guy.
haha i read that as "peeing off" haha lol
My computer builds up so much dust, I'm pretty sure it's affecting performance. I should open it for more than stuffing new **** into it.
Ditto. I can hear and feel my computer struggle, but I'm really just too lazy to unhook everything and clean it out. It's such a pain in the *** to get everything connected again due to the position of my desk.
Yeah, I should do that with my laptop. Gets blazing hot after awhile, so I just turn it off instead. Needs new ****, but I'd just go out and buy a new one. It's pretty old.
Pretty sure the reason half the USB ports and hardware cards on my laptop don't work is because they've melted. Stupid Compaq.
Haha, woah. We left an old PC in the garage for a year, only to find a giant ****ing rat nest inside of it. Poop and little rats all over the place.
Sounds like Vampiro's dream come true.
Yeah man. There were too many to count. Running all over the floor, my dog trying to eat them. I mean like, all over the place.
woah dude
I don't get where this poop thing came from ;_;
brain full of poop
Still don't see the correlation.
you said:
[quote]I wiiiiiiish. I just don't have the stomach for some stuff though. A lot of stuff actually.
we read:
[quote]pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
It's that simple.
Wouldn't it make more sense if I said I did have the stomach for it?
and that actually never crossed my mind, poop that is.
listen! the first thing I thought of is that you don't have the stomach for things is "but he does for poop, of all things"
GET IT?!
Wow, reading this while I eat lunch.
Super Empire Bros 3
someone shop a monkey wrench and a toilet into a vamp pic.
With poop in the toilet, too.
NO
Then why even make the pic?
Idk. Here's how it works:
1) I suggest something just for the sake of suggesting it
2) someone makes it and I rep them
THE END
Alternatively:
1) FUCK
2) YOU
THE END
Already on it with poo
[IMG]http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/stingerishere/Untitled-1-2.gif[/IMG]
UHH. Close enough.
sorry for the CRAPPY quality. but you get the point.
[IMG]http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/7325/poopvampem4.png[/IMG]
No I don't.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
I DON'T GET WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
vamp says: I don't like poop.
ant says: VAMP LIKES POOP
vamp says: i don't understand and my feelings are hurt
STILL DOESN'T MAKE SENSE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
hahaha
Vamp is a poopaphile.
poop
haha told you he likes poop!
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
This **** really belongs in DA.
I'll try to keep out of discussions here. Sorry.
Anyways, xbox.
Use your mod powers, nagel!
No, don't! Then vamp'll never realize the truth!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGG~
I don't think I'll ever understand.
ever.
poooooooooop