So guys, have you ever woken up and not been able to feel your dick? So yeah, then you start ****in freaking out thinking that it somehow just left you in the middle of the night. Not a fun experience.
no. get that checked
Wow dude, your balls and now your dick?
Yeah dude, get checked.
Get that **** checked out yo.
don't let it get checked, it'll go away on it's own.
king missile - detachable penis
lol
Could it be nerve damage?
doctor's appointment tomorrow
WOOOOOOOO
oh they're re-checking my testicles too. oh boy fun times
[quote=Shade;811447]doctor's appointment tomorrow
WOOOOOOOO
oh they're re-checking my testicles too. oh boy fun times
shade and i are now blood brothers because we've publically announced that doctors have inspected our genitalia
1. what did you say to your mom
2. what was her response
3. could it be from circumcision
4. will you have an ultrasound on your scrotum
yea but i only said that so shade could answer if he is
im a sneaky lil' thing
[quote]1. what did you say to your mom
2. what was her response
"Mom, my left nut aches and it feels like only half of it is there."
"Okay I'll call and set up an appointment."
And no, it's not from the circumsision I had when like 16 years ago kthx
lol
So how did the appointment go?
Did they pull the old: "Drop your pants. Ok. The doctor will be in shortly" trick on you?
shade i wish my mom was like yours
i had to pull up all these pages on the internet to convince her that i needed to go to the doctor
i feel that one is coming soon again because my wisdom teeth hurt
I only get like, one or two visits a year. : /
Haven't been to the doctor in yeeeeeeeeears.
You eat all of that **** and you're still healthier than me.
yeah, can't remember the last time I went to the doctor for a "check up"
Why not just bypass all that and kill yourself now
Smash is coming out in a couple months.
hey vamp do you smoke blunts
like you wouldn't believe
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;811938]a chemical imbalance leading to massive depression and then suicide. CAN'T WAIT
oh ****ing sweet you can be like ruptie and me
don't worry, been there for awhile! If genetics are correct it'll get pretty ****ing hardcore by 35. Then I'll be in for a real treat. Probably going to happen too since I've been heading down the same path as a couple uncles, aunts, my dad and my grandma for a good ten years now. Life of a ***
I hadn't been to the doctor's for years. I finally went for a physical last year, and this year I've been for a fluoroscopy and an ultrasound (organs, not babies lol). Fluoroscopy results came back showing acid reflux, so I have to take pills. Ultrasound results have not come back yet...and that's just the beginning.
lol babies
lol
little angels with wangs
See, that's why I don't go. They'll probably find something wrong and I'll be taking medication for the rest of my life. Rather just live in ignorant bliss.
Yeah, me too. Although I'd worry either way. omg do I have this, or that, or etc.? Plus, you feel healthy, don't you? I feel like I'm dying.
lol and better go get those pills soon before I don't have an esophagus!
I will, thanks.
I've been to the doctor a bajillion times in the last few years. Most recently they've been like, "well, you have mild depression." It's actually juuuuuuust about right, since it keeps me from getting all hyped up about stupid ****, and I prefer it that way. They said I could take meds if I wanted, but I don't think it's worth it. I don't think it'll ever get much worse than this, but if it does I'll probably still not take pills and just kill myself in an awesome way.
leave a note next to my body: "brb... LOL"
Haha, that'd be awesome. It'd probably make the news, and then I could do the whole, "HEY I KNEW THAT GUY"
so what happened at the doctors
Man, got you all excited and everything. Cruel.
yeah totally
verdict: epiditimitis, however you spell it
Is it chronic or acute epididymitis? I just looked it up in Wikipedia, and apprently chronic epididymitis has a lot of potential for bad things.
My friend had a similar problem as well. He had a problem with one of his veins in one of his testicles. He said he was in pain all day due to it, went to the doctors and they told him that one of his veins were enlarged or something. I can't remember.
[quote=Shade;812506]yeah totally
verdict: epiditimitis, however you spell it
epididymitis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epididymitis
WELCOME TO MY WORLD LOLZ
The world of warm baths and four pills a day? CAN'T WAIT
So what kind of awesome pain killers are you on now?
also:
Man, I remember when I had my wisdom teeth taken out! Vicodin makes me sleep. A lot. The day after I got them out, I went to a SURPRISE Magic the Gathering draft party my friends threw for me. I shook my head to get my hair out of my eyes and a big clump of slimy, coagulated blood flew out of my swollen mouth and into the middle of the table where we were all playing.
[quote=Shade;812648]None. :( He gave me an anti-biotic to take care of it or whatever. Then I was like "well what do I do for the pain", thinking he was going to give me Vicodin or something awesome like that. Instead he just goes, "You got Alieve at home? Just use that."
****.
lolololololol They recommend things like Aleve and Ibuprofen because they'll also reduce the swelling down there.
if it happens again try a different doctor
HE MIGHT JUST RECOMMEND SOME AWESOME PAIN PILLS
Shade might not be able to make babies. hahaha
Hey Shade, I'll sell you one of my testicles for a thousand bux.
MY WISDOM TEETH ARE COMING IN :(
how much bigger is the other one?
Right one's still bigger, as always.
[quote]Man, you're going to want kids so hard when you hit thirty.
Oh *** forbid.
Gonna yearn for the pitter-patter of little feets.
on the topic of testicles, whats up when one of them is in the shape of a peanut? it's kind of like a tripod except two of the testicles didn't detach.
lol feetsies
adopt an african
I assume by peanut that he means it's more of an hourglass shape than an oval.
Also, trapezoidal testicles? AWESOME
Hence why his would be irregular.
That's pretty ****ed up.
I laughed at Red's post.
:pikachu:
Dang, haven't seen that smilie in a long time.
:spam2:
Needs to be used more.
im picking my bloody nose and eating it