gigglefest

Derick: *looks at garlic salt on desk* YUM!
Ant: I left that there for you, you know.
Derick: You know me. I'm one of those garlic loving vampires...who doesn't drink blood...or have superpowers...and goes out during the day.
Ant: ...
Derick: Otherwise known as a human
Ant: *Laughs*
Derick: *Laughs*
-After a moment-
Derick: How much of that was fake?
Ant: Most if not all.
Derick: D[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]mn. You made me really happy for a second, only to make me completely miserable.
Ant: Well, underneath each little chuckle is a bit of real laughter. That's how you get 'em.
Derick: Well fortunately for me, I laugh at everything.
Ant: You say that like it's a good thing.
Derick: *Laughs*
Ant: ...
Derick: ...Creepy.
Ant: Make a thread about that and see if anyone else is like that.
Derick: Alright. I should give it a title that will get them to read it that doesn't have anything to do with the thread.
Ant: Like what?
Derick: "I got fired?"
Ant: But that's true.
Derick: Yeah but that's not the point of the thread.

You got fired?!

But yeah, I laugh more than anyone else I know. the xbots here can probably attest to that

My new job may be security guard.

hahaha

right, buddy.

No, seriously.

i found this thread to be riveting and hilarious

Glad I could make you jiggle you fat sack of tar.

Security guard? Like, overnight security at a construction site or car dealership, or daytime security like at a mall?

Graveyard shift at Countrywide.

Angry homeowners are going to SHANK YOUR ***. So, presumably, you'll get a firearm of some sort, or at least a tazer then?

A little flashlight.

STAY ON TOPIC! DO YOU LAUGH OFTEN?!

Not really.

Except when I'm with friends.

If I'm alone I hardly ever laugh.

[quote=The Judge]DO YOU LAUGH OFTEN?!

I remember you mentioning how I "laughed at almost anything" when you were last down here. We'll see if that holds true starting tomorrow!

Big surprise, you as[COLOR="black"]sh[/COLOR]ole. Don't kill yourself.

@ Ian: Rest assured I'll be in a bad mood all day.

Freak.

at least i don't have fingers similar to those of ET, Extra Terrestrial™ like you.

I still don't believe the security guard thing. Typically you want a guard to look like he could physical guard something against an attack. You look like you couldn't even guard a piece of toast from a duck.

i would love to be the duck in that scenario

I bet you would, you fat queer.

But seriously, I'm applying and it's looking like I'll get it.

woah wait lolin is fat?

yes

i am a huge fatty

but not like crazy k fat though

and not julie briggs fat either

linko's got chunks as well

but apparently ant is fatter than both of us, seeing as he takes all of the fat jokes

ant only gets all the fat jokes cause he isn't fatty-fat fat

plus i'd probably wind up killing myself if i got the fat jokes!

I think it's a mix of both

You got me, man. I was gonna come in here and post



But now I have to open up about how often I laugh?

Too often. I had forgotten until the other day, but with the right people I can turn into a nonstop gigglefest.

"Are you serious?"

"NOOOOO."

The security guard at my work was a huge black guy from Nigeria. Weird how there was a security guard to defend a bunch of clothes, but at my new job, it's a bunch of skinny nerds trying to protect 64

Among my friends, I definitely laugh the most. Eventually it starts to **** them off, though.

[QUOTE=The X;810137]The security guard at my work was a huge black guy from Nigeria. Weird how there was a security guard to defend a bunch of clothes, but at my new job, it's a bunch of skinny nerds trying to protect 64

"Okay, Guys. This is just like CoD4. Just keep shootan until you see that +10. Don't release the trigger until then"

Great news, guys. I'm now a security guard for Countrywide.

YOU ALL JOKED ABOUT IT. WELL WAIT TILL I SHINE MY G[COLOR="black"]OD DA[/COLOR]MNED LITTLE FLASHLIGHT IN YOUR EYES.

/r/ pics of you in your uniform so we can laugh some more.


I laugh whenever something is funny.

****, yeah. We need to see you in your uniform. Bet it's super cute on you.

I keep thinking this thread is about los. Like, people just keep on asking for more pictures of him in uniform because he looks hilarious every time. Then I imagine him taking a new picture every couple of days in the same mirror, with the same pose, just to satisfy a couple dudes on the internet.

LoS couldn't defend a toast-filled reactor from a Jihadist duck.

What? I thought his forehead was rated for birdstikes..? If so, all he'd have to do is stand within a mile or two of said reactor and any suicidal plunge from the sky would be thwarted by a head so large than when he visited the midwestern United States, it blocked out the sun and caused localized crop failures. Remember, LoS is in possession of a great weapon: the forehead that is five.

he looks like a penis with a little hat on.