any advice?
Stop fapping so much.
Consider castration.
Never follow my advices.
it's cancer
lol tom green
lol hey remember stalolin had this problem and he had a scrotal ultrasound
Masturbate more.
It's testicular torsion.
[quote=JUNIOR SENIOR;809428]lol hey remember stalolin had this problem and he had a scrotal ultrasound
yes i remember he was in a lot of pain
he walked around slowly waddling like a penguin
i do not think he had fun
I would put aloe on it and soothe it with a nice bath
oh yeah advice
warm bath, put some support it
if it hurts when you walk around get it checked it could be a torsion
and if you don't fix a torsion soon your balls will die
How do you get a torsion?
walking, running, jumping, etc.
I've actually narrowed it down to only my left nut. I think it's bruised or something idk I did get hit pretty hard the other day
[quote=Shade;809590]I've actually narrowed it down to only my left nut. I think it's bruised or something idk I did get hit pretty hard the other day
Then it's probably bruised!
i'd still get it checked though
I had the same thing happen to me for a couple days, but it was cause I, like, slept on them weird between my thighs.
did you actually sleep on them?
lol testicle pillows
You have a cruel sense of humor
it's just testicle cancer. not like you need two of them. Woulda been worth it anyways.
It's Lupus.
what happens if the other one gets damaged/cancer? you're ****ed. hypothetically. can't really do much ****ing without testicles.
yeah, I've had something like that happen before. sucks.
How much larger is your left testicle supposed to be than your right, anyway?
not that much larger.
oh ***
you have testicle cancer
on top of your neck cancer. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Just sit on some ice, and stop babying them. They're just testicles, not like we need you breeding anymore in the genepool. It's already booked with enough idiots to last us for eons.
woah woah, the left one's supposed to be bigger?
thank ***
One's supposed to be larger, yeah, it just tends to be the left one for whatever reason.
My guess is that one's larger than the other so it hangs down more so you don't crush them against each other. Sounds logical.
Huh, I always thought it was weird that the right one hung down more. This thread is doing wonders for my knowledge of testicles.
[quote]My guess is that one's larger than the other so it hangs down more so you don't crush them against each other. Sounds logical.
it's like, 70% have a lower left ball, 20% lower right, and 10% even.
Even freaks.
what about me
Most women have one breast larger than the other. Not necessarily noticeable, but still different sizes. For what purpose this serves, who knows.
woah hey, i learned this stuff in sex ed, i thought everyone knew it
Sex Ed was taught by the foot ball coach at my school. Let's just say homosexuals weren't ...umm... mentioned.
[quote=WillisGreeny;810068]Sex Ed was taught by the foot ball coach at my school. Let's just say homosexuals weren't ...umm... mentioned.
ah public schools; they let you get away with anything
He had some interesting tag lines such as "Sex is like making a pickle, once you have a pickle you can't go back to being a cuccumber".
My favorite was "The Epididymis is a WAREHOUSE for your SPERM!!!". He said it with so much energy, I had to bite my lip from laughing.
WillisGreeny's foosball coach for president of the world 08
**** foosball is fun.
My sex ed teacher had really sweaty armpits. And was a butch lesbian.
that's kolo, 11 year olds don't have sex education yet!
I had sex ed in grade six. So, around the age of 10 or 11.
Bunch of sixth graders popping wittle itty bitty boners in sex ed.
but kolo's in 5th grade
I had Sex ED in 5th grade. I was 11. I believe our Sex ED teacher talked about how some 11 year old boy pregnant.
This world sucks, life sucks. Theres like 500 diseases and injuries that could kill my testees.
Maybe if I'm lucky you'll buy a PS3
Everyone buy a PS3 and Fold at Home all day everyday. CURE CANCER
If my last post wasn't clear enough: I hope you die.
Assassins Creed sucks. The only good thing about it is the history "nothing in this world is true, everything is permitted" Hasan I Sabah
It sucks more that you still roam this earth.
Or am I?
Or you are