DA Banner 2.0




Posted by Linkman

I saw everyone using that hideous color-raped version of the banner Linko made. It sickened me..in more ways than 1. So, frame by frame I compressed it, made some alterations, and succeeded in improving it greatly. The new rendition is in my sig. It's 194 KBs, and the max is 195 KBs. :)




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

LINKMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

our hero, and he isn't even on the banner. <3




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKMAN

well done, buddy




Posted by Ant

I'm keeping the old one out of spite.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

enjoy your noticeable pixels




Posted by Ant

the only reason I do anything is out of spite. so if someone could find a way for me to use linkman's sig out of spite then by all means




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

You're reminding Linkman that he went to all that effort, and the faggot doesn't even appear on the sig. so ronery, etc.




Posted by Ant

hmm...I'll sleep on it.




Posted by mis0

i fukken upgraded to 2.0. the beautiful colors tempted me so!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: You're reminding Linkman that he went to all that effort, and the faggot doesn't even appear on the sig. so ronery, etc.


... why is that anyways?



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

HEY LINKO GET IN HERE AND MAKE A NEW ONE




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Stinkman blew it when he wiped DA, like, three times in a row.

nah, jk. make it happen stinko




Posted by S

They're on a different order. The 2.0 and 1.0. Hah. Funny.




Posted by Corrupt

Thank you so much, Linkman! NOW I LOOK BEAUTIFUL AGAIN




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Stinkman blew it when he wiped DA, like, three times in a row.

nah, jk. make it happen stinko


Linkman can be the midboss. He'd be the endboss, but that clearly has to be Jessie.



Posted by Lord of Spam

i refuse to change at all until someone hacks my account and does it for me




Posted by WillisGreeny

I don't want to tarnish all the cool people's coolness by using the same sig, so I'll stick to my crapy sig.




Posted by Lord of Spam

******* right.




Posted by Linkman


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Stinkman blew it when he wiped DA, like, three times in a row.

nah, jk. make it happen stinko


Bah, don't remind me about that.

And Ant, thanks for hurting my feelings you jerk. :(



Posted by Lord of Spam

fat kids can only feel good when making others feel bad:(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Bah, don't remind me about that.


Remember that time you wiped DA, and then when we go to reestablish it, three hours later you wipe it again? Those were good days.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: i refuse to change at all until someone hacks my account and does it for me


Done.

Sorta.



Posted by Ant

wait, linkman did that? I THOUGHT IT WAS NETMAN THE ENTIRE TIME! WOOOOOOOAAAAAH




Posted by The Judge

HUH! What a jerk.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You guys knew that.




Posted by The Judge

I did?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You should've.




Posted by Stalolin

[COLOR=Black]Netman did it too.

edit: why is my text black what christian magic is this
[/COLOR]




Posted by Ant

ah, good times.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

hey lolin, upgrade to 2.0




Posted by Stalolin

that would involve updating my sig

if i can't update a comic do you seriously believe that i can update a signature




Posted by Ant

10-4 good buddy




Posted by mis0

you're not a cop, fatty.




Posted by Ant

yeah well you're a stupid poo poo head




Posted by The Judge

He's got you there, miso.




Posted by mis0

:(:(:(




Posted by Lord of Spam

face'd




Posted by mis0

:(:(:(




Posted by Lord of Spam

:):):)




Posted by Arcadios

didn't have the old banner so here i go




Posted by Linkman

Netman was the one who initially whipped it. Then someone (Ant or Judge or whoever) was rebuilding it, and Netman dared me to whip it again, so I did. But that was when I was a dick. :(

And lulz, you can see Judge's hand show up under "Your Heroes" text in several frames proceeding the first. I'm not sure it that's a boo-boo on Linko's part, or the fact that my animation program (ImageReady) treats the first frame as the background on all frames.




Posted by The Judge

Take that. My hand touches ALL your heroes!




Posted by Ant

no, just zeta.




Posted by Linkman

and The X




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

But I'm not a 12 year old girl! :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

linkman... whippin' DA. Hard. For shame.




Posted by The Judge

And Queen and ExoXile. And Stalolin. Not Zeta though.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

WHAT?!




Posted by The Judge

Oh, no, just the frames my hand's still in.

But yes, they're terrible people as well.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh, ok. I didn't actually read what was going on after Linkman's one post about whipping us.




Posted by The Judge

Still, I thought my idea for a subtitle was a good one:

Darkness Advanced
It's ingenious in its simplicity




Posted by WillisGreeny

Like the Nintendo Wii-mote!




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

SHUT UP




Posted by WillisGreeny

ok.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[LEFT]I can't even remember what I said there.
[/LEFT]




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

oh yeah, Darkness Advanced: Overture.

BUT SHUT UP




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

more like shut up because you don't want to give anyone any ideas.




Posted by Slade

aww psh whip it




Posted by WillisGreeny

This is a brainstorming session?!?!
[center]
DA
Determined AN[T]imosity to ALL

[/center]

...I can only think of better ones after that. sorry, I have a bad case of the failures.




Posted by Linkman

DA, whip it good.




Posted by Linko_16

[color=orange]Darkness Advanced
Eat Fresh
[/color]




Posted by Stalolin

DARKNESS ADVANCED
cocks abound




Posted by Ant

Darkness Advanced
I'd rather have a cat claw my eyes out and p[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]ss in the empty sockets rather then view this blog.




Posted by mis0

Darkness Advanced
I like Darkness Advanced. Darkness Advanced has eyes.




Posted by Omni

Darkness Advanced
Advanced Darkness




Posted by The Judge

Darkness Advanced
When you think about it, it's actually a pretty stupid name.




Posted by Ant

A lot of these subtitles are pretty good.




Posted by ExoXile

[quote=mis0;809164]Darkness Advanced
I like Darkness Advanced. Darkness Advanced has eyes.
^ Yes.




Posted by Slade


Quoting Ant: Darkness Advanced
I'd rather have a cat claw my eyes out and p[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]ss in the empty sockets rather then view this blog.


I like this one 'cause it's got a cliff-hanger ending! What's he gonna do after he views the blog?!



Posted by Ant

coulda sworn I fixed that. oh well, not changing it now.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

DARKNESS ADVANCED
In memory of Heath Ledger




Posted by Ant

hmm, no.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Darkness Advanced
Got pubes? WE'RE NOT INTERESTED!




Posted by Ant

lol, much better.




Posted by ExoXile

Darkness Advanced
Darker than ****.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Darkness Advanced
I'd rather have a cat claw my eyes out and **** in the empty sockets rather then view this blog.



Quoted post: Darkness Advanced
Got pubes? WE'RE NOT INTERESTED!


One of these two. Lol'd good.



Posted by Linko_16

Take out the "we're" in the second one, and yeah, it's perfect.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Darkness advanced
Subtitle




Posted by Slade

I'd rather have a cat claw my eyes out and **** in the empty sockets rather then view this blog.


I'm really liking this one, but I just noticed that there are two rathers in there.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'd rather have a cat claw my eyes out and **** in the empty sockets than view this blog.

fixed




Posted by mis0


Quoting Slade: rather rather rather

Darkness Advanced
Where Dan Rather says you did cocaine in the Texas Air National Guard



Posted by ExoXile

I still say Darker Than ****.




Posted by Ant

THAN WHAT?!




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting mis0: Darkness Advanced
Where Dan Rather says you did cocaine in the Texas Air National Guard


second'd



Posted by ExoXile

[quote=Ant;809459]THAN WHAT?!
Whatever goes into those four asterisks.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

exo and lord can't make anymore subtitles. it's a rule now.




Posted by Zeta


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: exo and lord can't make anymore subtitles. it's a rule now.


I nominate this for DA subtitle '08.



Posted by Slade

I'd rather have exo and los claw my eyes out and view this blog than make anymore cat subtitles. can't **** in the empty sockets. it's a rule now.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

hahaha, yes!




Posted by Ant

lol wut?




Posted by WillisGreeny

Darkness Advanced
***'s blind spot.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I like how much thought goes into these when no one really sees it or cares. I mean, I never even look at the blog page.




Posted by Ant

I DO




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

oh, ok, totally worth it then




Posted by ExoXile

I do, too. [spoiler]It's awesome acting like somebody cares. XD[/spoiler]




Posted by Slade

not worth it anymore. **** subtitles




Posted by Ant

exoxile always going out of his way to ruin ****.




Posted by ExoXile

Oh ****.

Gotta format, got myself a virus from somewhere. :(
I knew I shouldn't have uninstalled my anti-virus.

MEEEEH.

Oh well.

Tty later DA. :)

Coffee will help me through this.
Yes, yes, it will.



:(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

hey, guys, got a virus. gonna go wipe windows to take care of it!


lol




Posted by Ant

seriously? good luck.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, seriously, good luck.

I just leave my viruses on there. Too lazy to run a virus program and my computer runs slow as **** anyways because I haven't reformatted in six years, so it wouldn't make much of a difference.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;809954]Yeah, seriously, good luck.

I just leave my viruses on there. Too lazy to run a virus program and my computer runs slow as **** anyways because I haven't reformatted in six years, so it wouldn't make much of a difference.

I thought you had a Mac.

The correct response is "lol whut are viruses"




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I thought you had a Mac.


heck no. Thought about it, but then never really did anything.



Posted by Ant

Yeah, most of the time I find ANTi-virus programs to be more annoying than their worth.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, I figure if they're not doing any apparent damage I don't really give a ****.




Posted by Slade

I don't have any anti-virus software at all right now. Pretty sure I'll keep it that way, because my computer has enough trouble running firefox, iTunes, and instant messenger at the same time.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

you're the same as corrupt then. Makes me feel better about this dell piece of ****




Posted by Slade

oh, it can't be as bad as corrupt's... sometimes I can run those plus soulseek and uTorrent. THEN it starts to get RLY SLO. But it bothers me even if it's a tiny bit slow.

also, it varies according to time of day and how recently the landlord has reset the wireless router.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: and how recently the landlord has reset the wireless router.


uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. I'd hate not having access to my connection.



Posted by WillisGreeny

I live just outside the city, so occasionally there's really crappy connection because the cable company doesn't see 14 houses as a high priority in middle of the day.




Posted by Slade


Quoted post: I'd hate not having access to my connection.


Yeah, earlier today I was bogged down because my computer was constANTly "determining the access code" or something. And whenever he leaves for a long time, I end up going without internet for several days. But it's not too bad because I know I could just call and be like "k gonna go in ur house and reset the router" and he'd be like "k, but remember: NO KIDDY PORN." lol him



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

WHAT A GUY