the simpsons posting only thread

Posted by Stalolin

considering how much we all love the show, here's a thread that you can only post in while watching the simpsons

TODAY'S EPISODE IS yvan eht nioj

Posted by The Judge

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Also

Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my d[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]mn wiener kids are listening.

Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

D'oh!

Posted by Lord of Spam

Quoting Stalolin: considering how much we all love the show, here's a thread that you can only post in while watching the simpsons

TODAY'S EPISODE IS yvan eht nioj


fukken done

although now that i think about it, that episode contained a number of flaws. noteably that a lieutenant wouldnt wear bell bottoms. Huh.
Posted by The Judge

New Simpsons, wrong and inaccurate? Would've never guessed.

Posted by Stalolin

bleh! YOU'RE NOT ICE CREAM!?

ICE CREAM WAIT!

Posted by Zeta

Lisa needs braces.

Posted by Lord of Spam

DENTAoh whats the point

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.


one of the best written scenes in simpsons history.