What's the longest you've gone without a shower?
I think personally the longest I've gone is about a week or so. This was back in the day when I was 12 or so. Was over visiting cousins so I didn't really give a **** what strangers thought of my appearance and was too busy playing the vidja game so the thought of taking a shower never really occurred to me.
In recent years though, the longest I've gone is about 3 days, I think. After that I can start to smell myself...which is a pretty bad sign...:-D
Wow, that last sentence was pretty much what I was going to post. So much ballz sweat.
6 months.
I'm not lying. I washed my face and all that, but never hopped in a shower to clean my body. Just...didn't feel like it. This was a long time ago, of course.
what he neglected to mention is how he would lick himself clean much like that of a cat.
Anthony got it right. I am some sort of stupid animal.
he eventually grew to love the taste of ball sweat.
And now I don't shower at all!
uh, a week
i should probably shower today
yeah I'm going on three now. first day skipped because I was late for work. 2nd cause I was off. and so far today I just haven't felt like it. though I probably will. :(
oh ***, I like to shower twice per day. Longest I've gone was three days because I was mega sicker than usual.
i do not have ocd
About a week, and that was because I was so sick I couldn't leave bed. Otherwise, it's daily for me.
Probably about five days. Usually happens over the summer when I have no school or job and I'm playing Halo for 14 hours a day.
I shower daily.
But then again I'm not a ****bag :D
Longest I've gone without a shower since I was little is like two weeks during a really long canoe trip. Idk, does bathing in a river or lake count?
I'd say yes.
does bathing in a sewer count?
I'd say yes. Otherwise I've got a 21 year record of not bathing. :/
A week when I was traveling down to Mexico this past summer.
Gawd awful since I started to smell like vomit mixed with alcohol. :(
2 days.
good news guys i just showered
The world is safe.
Well, I win the gross contest.
3 weeks-ish. Back when I wasn't going to school I was all like "WHAT'S THE POINT IN DOING ANYTHING ANY MORE?" so I didn't shower. Didn't leave the house either, so it didn't really matter.
Generated a nice aroma and I could style my hair without an gel or anything! It was like each strand was made of pipe cleaner.
those were the days... though I haven't showered in the past three days.
I actually like that part about the hair. :(
and yeah, I ended up showering today. sigh.
too bad there wasn't, like, an automatic shower system that didn't involve water or anything like that. you'd just step into this cubicle for a second and walk out and bam, completely clean.
too lazy to shower if I don't have to...
well if you aren't really going to impress anyone then why bother. not like the smell of my poop infested pants is going to really bother me.
That's my thinking. Waste of time and energy to shower. I could be, like, playing video games. Or even on the internet!
I wouldn't mind showering so much if I had short hair. Or no hair. It's the process of drying hair out that makes showering a biiiiiiitch.
yeaaaaaah. it's the hair that's the annoying part.
Yeah, pretty much. Though I wouldn't shower anyways.
Sometimes I'll just wash my hair over the tub so I don't have to do any of the soapin' bit. Saves me some time. And as long as the hair looks clean people just assume you're actually clean.
YUP! If I had shower'd the day before I'll do that. But if it's been two days and I haven't showered and have to go to work I'm taking that shower.
I used to do that in school. I also shower at night, otherwise my hair is way too fluffy. Over night your hair generates just enough grease for it to look good.
tangles
brushing tangles is so painful :(
I just grab it by the root to hold the hair in place than ****ing PUUUUUULL on the tangle with a brush. Since it doesn't pull at the scalp it doesn't hurt.
depends on how much I got. though I'm a MAN and not some fag with long girl hair like some idiot fag who has long hair that would know USEFUL knowledge like that. OKAY!?
you can do it just fine with relatively short hair. Or just do, like, short hard brush strokes. It gets the tangles out faster and in the end doesn't hurt as much.
Avoiding tangles is the best way to go. Use good shampoo and conditioner, and then blow dry your hair. It'll look, feel, and smell good.
I might try the blow dryer bit sometime soon. My hair's super thick and it dries all nasty right now. UGH curls
Man, I couldn't imagine going for more than a day without a shower now. <3 hot water, <3 soap, <3 smelling like pretty flowers. I have a "shower, then coffee" weekend ritual! I've been taking two a day lately.
I have short hair.
I think "wavy" describes it better. idk
HIGH FIVE MY WAVY BROTHER!
too slow
I didn't shower today, and I can feel the sweat all over me. **** ****
The longest I've went would probably be like a week when I was younger. As I'm older; I believe I went a few days without a shower when I was sick with the flu.
I just got out of the shower :)
[quote=Slade;804585]Sweaty from all that shootan, huh? sittan... and shootansittan and fightan mostly. Don't have any good shootan to play right now, or for a while... :(
shoot the **** up, man
Is it just me, or does getting brand new bodywash/shampoo/conditioner give you kind of a pleasANT feeling? Either way, I'm about to experience this firsthand in just a moment! Got another SSBM tournament coming up in a couple of hours; I HAVE TO FEEL MY BEST :o
How did it go?
I'm running on my third month.
...No, but I typically take one every day. And if I don't get the chance to take one, I definitely try to at least wash my hair in the bath, which takes a couple minutes. This happens often when I wake up right before school starts. :cookie:
I'd rather be late for an important class than have nasty hair. :X
hate blow dryers, but it's impossible to dry my hair otherwise. Anything longer than neck length takes way too long with a towel or just letting it dry on its own.
Roast in your long-haired Hell.
I just blow dry because it add a bit of volume which is nice when you've got pin-straight hair. It otherwise ends up looking a bit deflated.
Yeah, I have to blow dry it otherwise it looks terrible. Plus, in the end it's quicker than any other method.
Wooooooooow.
Festizzio...interesting.
Hey did I ever tell you guys about the time I went to a Smash Bros tournament and got beaten in the semi-finals by a little kid playing Link? Yeah, ****ing good times.
didn't someone win some sort of mario statue? and it was a tourney with items on right? doesn't count.
Some items and some stages were turned off, and we were playing to win this:
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totally worth it
Shame I got nothing. We could totally have won the team tournament if the barrel on Kongo Jungle hadn't spat me out. fuuuuck.
donkey=suck in every aspect of smash.
I bought a pedometer yesterday and put it on. To my dismay, according to the numbers, the more I walk around, the more I like young girls. D:
I lol'd. Though an obvious joke it may be. Still chuckled good.
Puns at their finest.
I thought you hated puns?
and I'm so not taking a shower today.
Your breath smells like wet cock.
ah, the aroma of wet cock
Unless you just ate a waterlogged rooster, then no.
wonder if rooster tastes any different than hen...
Tastes more like cock.
THAT was a pun.
not that cock would have a particular taste anyways, unless it was unwashed.
It'd probably taste just like any other part of the body, since it's just skin.
Which doesn't really have a taste. Not mine anyways. Unless we're talking about actually easting said skin...
Nah. My skin tastes like dust.
2 weeks
everyday in 2007 i showered and somedays it was 2 a day
once i fell asleep really early in july 2006 and i didn't shower, the next day i woke up and flipped the **** out and took two :(
that's surprising coming from you.
...I'm going to bed now...thinking of how chewy penises are.
Second day in a row I slept over fifteen hours. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
I PROBABLY won't take a shower today/tomorrow either. time will tell.