Wang's blow mega-job super chubby kitty thread




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Got a new camera so, yeah.

[IMG]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o311/caligo_avalonis/DSC00014.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o311/caligo_avalonis/DSC00017.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o311/caligo_avalonis/DSC00020.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o311/caligo_avalonis/DSC00022.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o311/caligo_avalonis/DSC00023.jpg[/IMG]

She either squints when the flash is on, or looks like she's downed an entire tin of catnip when it's off.




Posted by Arcadios

Cats have eyes or don't have eyes?

Can't remember.




Posted by Omni

[IMG]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/6108/colon32ce6.gif[/IMG]




Posted by The Judge

[SIZE=7]IT'S A KITTY[/SIZE]




Posted by Borealis

Cats need to learn to smile.




Posted by Ant


Quoting The Judge: [SIZE=7]IT'S A KITTY[/SIZE]

[SIZE="7"]
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW![/SIZE]



Posted by Lord of Spam

KAWAII




Posted by Ant

also, needs less pussy and more boobs.

your cat does have boobs right?




Posted by Iris

Nice shots. I'm surprised you were able to get those angles, considering you're like, 4'2".




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

...I stood on the futon. :(

cats don't have boobs, silly boy.




Posted by Lord of Spam

8 nips, good enough




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

unless they're prego




Posted by cool gamer dad

Adorable! wittle calico kitty jibbies. :3


Looks like she loves having her picture taken.




Posted by Ant


Quoting Angelwing: ...I stood on the futon. :(

cats don't have boobs, silly boy.


oh darn. well, what does then?



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

birds.

Yeah, she's a cam whore.




Posted by Ant


Quoting Angelwing: birds.

Yeah, she's a cam whore.


BIRDS SUCK

oh, and your cat looks like a slut. wonder where she gets it from...



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Your mom.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Wow, your cat looks like it's having a serious ecstasy trip.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Wait until I give her catnip.




Posted by Shade

I was expecting overweight woman's vagina.

But I got something even better...




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

your cat has pretty eyes




Posted by Shade

Your cat should be a model. Just look at the attitude in the second picture.




Posted by cool gamer dad

Yeah, I'm totally feeling the second and the third.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihD4-ufOokQ




Posted by Aesthetic

AWWWWW YOU MADE DA KITTY SIT

beautiful baby kitty




Posted by Xero

Cute cats are cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute ^_^




Posted by Lord of Spam

Man, I really miss having a cat now.:(




Posted by Slade

Oh man, so cute. I really like the patterns on her face, and her bright green eyes.




Posted by Linkman

So KAWAII ^_^

MOAR!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

pjs? jesus, you could at least dress up a bit or something ****


cute little kittie pjs




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I'm on holidays. :( Plus, they're flowery. ^_^

Now I just need some Hello Kitty.




Posted by cool gamer dad

I can arrange for that. Once I get a weekend job at the Hello Kitty store. >_>




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

flowers? man, shoulda had some cats on it

hello kitty works too I guess... probably find that stuff for super cheap now anyways




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

xbawks controller and cute lil kitty? VOTED 5 STARS




Posted by Tyler Durden

[quote=Angelwing;799082][URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihD4-ufOokQ[/URL]
That cat is almost more intelligent than most humans...cherish it like a gawd..




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting cats: I can arrange for that. Once I get a weekend job at the Hello Kitty store. >_>


Sweeet. Toque and glove two piece set? Do want.



Posted by Tyler Durden

Yo' X, little sidenote, you should caption that sig picture to say:
"Oh, whats a coincidence! I gots a real cool codpiece too!"




Posted by Kit


Quoting Tyler Durden: Yo' X, little sidenote, you should caption that sig picture to say:
"Oh, whats a coincidence! I gots a real cool codpiece too!"


has to be black scottish and cyclops

Cat is so kawaii ^______^. Did you hit it at the end though? :( looks like you did.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

You know I beat her every chance I get. Like now, she's sitting beside me, begging for food. That qualifies for a licking!




Posted by cool gamer dad

Sometimes I make sweet drum beats on my kitty's back near the tail.


slap slap slap. slap-slap-slap-slap. SLAPSLAPSLAP.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Bet he loves it. I know my kitty does.




Posted by cool gamer dad

Keeps coming back for more.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I do it on my kitties belly where the acoustics are better. Especially on my cat with the disease fluid in her tummy cause then it wobbles around.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

What does she have? :(




Posted by muffla

[IMG]http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/firefoxcat.jpg[/IMG]
cats and boobs WIN




Posted by Lord of Spam

Who was it that was talking about sniffing kitty tummies a while back?

This thread makes me want to do that.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

idk, we were just talking about it in another thread. but it was slade and/or cats back when.



Quoted post: What does she have?


Most likely FIP, which is what her brother had and why we had to put him down. Not fore certain, but she has the same belly.



Posted by Skitzo Control

Ew, sickly cats are gross.

Don't you hate it when you see a cat walking down the street, and it's all dirty and mangy and missing one eye and it's tail is broken, and it comes up to you and wants to be pet? I'm always afraid to touch it, with its fur all matted and stuck together like it rolled around in a vat of tree sap.:(




Posted by Lord of Spam

That just makes me more sad than anything. I tended to avoid them just for fear of picking up something that i could have transmitted to my kitty back home though.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Ew, sickly cats are gross.


She doesn't look sickly. Just fat. If it is FIPs she'll eventually look sickly, but right now she's a cutie.

SPEAKING OF SICKLY CATS:

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/1196304270651.jpg[/IMG]

teared up a bit first time I read it.



Posted by cool gamer dad

Touching.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Aww sickly cats make me sad. And that story makes me cry. Sickly cats that want to be petted get lots of loving from me. Then I hop in the shower.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

hahaha, awwww




Posted by Lord of Spam

:'(




Posted by ExoXile

[quote=Muffla]muffla agrees: they have eyes but no eye lids or pupils or sumthin like that

Oh my.
I guess they can't see either.



Also, nice cat.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Cats have two sets of eyelids. Man, that kid sure is dumb!




Posted by ExoXile

As do humans, we just can't use them. :D

Cause we evolved into not needing them. :(




Posted by Lord of Spam

man i would use that **** all the time. its like built in pepper spray protection!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

pepper spray will still horribly burn the skin it comes in contact with.




Posted by ExoXile

Lol, they'd like, evaporate.




Posted by Slade

Yeah it'd be awesome. You'd get sprayed while you had your inner set of eyelids closed, then when you opened them so you could see, you'd have pepper spray grating and reacting between your outer and inner eyelids. MMMM

More pics, please. Didn't you say you have more than one cat? requesting pics of them being cute together




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Nah, only have one cat. Wish I had more!

Next up: kitty tries to get inside of heater. Coming soon.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Only one? I always had the belief that you should have two. Didn't seem fair otherwise.




Posted by ExoXile

Cats are independent and manage quite well on their own, Mr. Vamp!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I know. But from what I've seen they live a better, happier life with another cat to play with. Mine are always together and always playing, so it seems to be better for them. Not saying you can't have one cat, just that two are better than one for the cats. In my opinion.




Posted by ExoXile

Possibly.

My cat merely tries to kill my sister's.
Most likely because it goes mjauing, or it's more like a scream.
ALL the time.

It's ear piercing.
So I can understand his motivation.

I'm moving to my own apartment this month, and I'm just glad they're independent enough not to go depressing when I do.




Posted by Slade


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Only one? I always had the belief that you should have two. Didn't seem fair otherwise.

I plan to get a kitty soon-ish, and have been trying to figure out if I should get one or two. My apartment is pretty small, and I think I'd feel bad for my kitty if he was all alone in here during the day. Plus, they can keep themselves entertained, whereas if I only had one kitty I'd spend more time giving him attention because he was just home alone all day.

On the other hand, that is a lot of cat for a small apartment. They'd literally be everywhere. And if they were keeping me up at night or something, there'd be nothing I could do about it since the couple of doors in here don't close.

Or maybe I just shouldn't get a kitty at all... ;_;



Posted by ExoXile

You can just get one, Slade.

Cat's are good at entertaining themselves.
As long as you're there at night it'd get all the sociality it needed.
True story.


It would probably be happier if you were there more, but the cat would be fine.




Posted by Shade

I would get a cat, but my dog tries to kill one every time is sees one. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Or maybe I just shouldn't get a kitty at all... ;_;


Just get one. Though the size of your apartment shouldn't be all that big of a deal. The cost, however, may be.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Yeah, I'd like to have two, but I'm taking into consideration health costs, plus I'd like to move out of the country after I'm done school, and taking one cat would be costly enough. Plus my allergies act up the more cats there are.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'm only allergic to long-haired cats thankfully. because those cats suck




Posted by Phantasm


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: I'm only allergic to long-haired cats thankfully. because those cats suck


Do your eyes get red and whatnot?
I'm only allergic to birds thankfully. Even though I have to of them here.


And that cat angelwing, I want it. Imagine the pictures I'd take ;_;



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

just sneeze a whole bunch




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Yeah, who wouldn't want my catdog.

Oh man, when she sees ghosts it creeps me out. Like right now.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

CATDOG?

good show




Posted by Lord of Spam

Longhaired cats are the best. so fluffy and warm :3




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

The longer the hair, the more my xbox loves me.

I never watched catdog. Unthinkable.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: The longer the hair, the more my xbox loves me.


assisted suicide



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

long-haired chihuahuas are adoooorable :3




Posted by cool gamer dad

I'm more of a short-haired cat guy myself. I'd rather see chubby kitty fat hanging over the sides than fluffy kitty hair, personally.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[IMG]http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/01/05/tallest_pic_ever_posted.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

wanna stuff my face in that little kitty belly




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[IMG]http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/01/06/img_392.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire




dude, chihuahuas are kinda ugly.




Posted by Lord of Spam

FLUUUUUUUUUUUUFFY

but yeah, ragdolls are the best. they just sit and chill, and they dont react at all to being held. hence the name ragdoll. so pretty much any time you want to can reach down and grab yourself a big ol hunk of kitty tummy




Posted by Ant

omg guys I just looked up after reading this thread and saw a kitty go by and it made me say "o rly!"




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Whoa, what kind of cat is that? Want one.




Posted by Ant

I believe it was the rare and dangerous Owlcat. I felt honored to see one in the wild.




Posted by Slade


Quoting Lord of Spam: but yeah, ragdolls are the best. they just sit and chill, and they dont react at all to being held.

I'm not sure I know how to put this, but I like a cat that wants... to be on me... as bad as I want... to be on him.


and yes, anthony, I'm sure it was an owlcat. we all wish we were there to see it with you.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Whoa, what kind of cat is that? Want one.


Mega chubby persian. Oh man, look at that cute face.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

fuuuuck. So they don't all look like that? Adorable little kitty face




Posted by Ant

no they actually look like this.

[IMG]http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/owlcat.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Slade


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: fuuuuck. So they don't all look like that? Adorable little kitty face

No way, man, that cat has jowls. My cat doesn't have jowls.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

someone's gotta bread a cat like that




Posted by Ant

someone already has.

[IMG]http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_apr2004/CatBread.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Man, Vamp's spelling has been pretty bad tonight. Convenient store? Bread a cat? Probably drunk for the first time ever.




Posted by Lord of Spam

this thread got creepy fast




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Haha oh man.

I'm so getting persians, making them hecka fat, and then breeding them until the babies eventually automatically are born fat and with those cute faces.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Man, Vamp's spelling has been pretty bad tonight. Convenient store? Bread a cat? Probably drunk for the first time ever.


That's not too bad. Pretty close to "breed" actually. I've been off by more.



Posted by Drudge Ravioli

I thought this topic said mega blow-job O_O




Posted by JonMB

Well Drudge, can we be honest here? The reason you think such things is because you're a crazy ex-con who likes to touch underage republicans.

YEAH I SAID IT. WUT WUT.




Posted by Skitzo Control

[quote=Drudge Ravioli;804965]I thought this topic said mega blow-job O_O
That's Cats's thread. Go there for that sick stuff.