X's blowjob super shootan megathread




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I was gonna get a picture of myself playing XBox, but it turns out nobody can be assed helping me take it. WHO LIKES GRAINY CELLPHONE PHOTOS?




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Posted before, but this is The X on a train to London, reading a magazine about the vidya. Just to give you an idea of how ****ing bad video game magazines are - this picture was taken on 23rd of August 2007, and as you can see, they're reviewing Brain Training. BRAIN TRAINING

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Eatan bread, thinkan bout shootan. Also, a mysterious hand reaching for an empty bottle of orangetini.

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Seasonally appropriate picture of me, on my quest to build a snowman...

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... Then all my buddies showed up and destroyed it.

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Visiting the rainbow mansion!

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Where the magic happens! And so begins the onslaught of ****ty cell phone photos.

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Should probably have cleaned up before I took this one. You can see in to one of the drawers of my vidya cabinet, though I doubt you could read any of the game titles.

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I wasn't going to upload a picture of the view from my window, but somehow this picture came out really well compared to the rest, so I decided to show every this strange freak of photographic nature.

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HEY VAMP CHECK OUT MY ****ING AWESOME GUITAR COLLECTION!

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More seasonally appropriate photography! Here's my friend, dressed up as Santa last year to spread some Christmas cheer to the poor kids near our old high school. WAY TO GO BUDDY

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I was gonna take a sexy mirror picture, but *** ****. Look at that ****ing picture quality. *******. You'll just have to imagine, for now. There's my brother in the background, playing his Warcraft like an internet badass.




Posted by Average n00b

Nice Buzz Lightyear toy.

And Santa isn't real..:(

Nice pics.




Posted by Skitzo Control

Hmph... Do I need to make yet another mock thread? I THINK SO




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: HEY VAMP CHECK OUT MY ****ING AWESOME GUITAR COLLECTION!


I am envious of such an impressive collection.



Posted by Shade

It's strange, but I have a feeling I can already tell what your girlfriend sounds like just from looking at her. Huh.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Shade;797464]It's strange, but I have a feeling I can already tell what your girlfriend sounds like just from looking at her. Huh.
High-pitched and squeaky?




Posted by Ant

aww, look at the little baby. where's your mommy?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Dude, I can read Orange Box!




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Probably because it's orange.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Nah, it's pretty clear.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

What are all those games that have white spines? Out of all my games I only have a handful...




Posted by cool gamer dad

hey, you look like me. Only not ugly. Good job. :3




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: hey, you look like me. Only not ugly. Good job. :3


Not really. Just the same stupid hair.



Posted by Skitzo Control

Yeah, you both have ugly blonde stupid dumb lame dumb stupid blond ugly hair. And you suck.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;797526]What are all those games that have white spines? Out of all my games I only have a handful...
Wii games. Next to them are original xbawks games, and in the opposite column are PC games.




Posted by cool gamer dad

but really, nice pictures and everything. But is it at all possible to (maybe next time you know. not trying to be mean or anything), like, well you know. I don't wanna force you into something you don't do, out of respect. I'm not that kinda guy. Like, i'm really a nice guys and everything.

but think you could you know like... idk. just needs a little more shootan you know?




Posted by Borealis

cats is right, it does need more shootan

Edit: Also, where were you during the mystery hand incident? Party? WHAT KIND




Posted by junior senior

aww jamie you're still hot and i love your butt in the snow pic ;)




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Wii games. Next to them are original xbawks games, and in the opposite column are PC games.


whoa, I never noticed that about wii games. Kinda lame.



Posted by Slade

why don't you and cats go rub your big blonde heads together.


Also, man look at all those kids in collars at the school. WEIRD




Posted by Tyler Durden

Wow X, you look 12!? Nice stuff..




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

That's a pretty old looking twelve year-old.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Slade;797771]Also, man look at all those kids in collars at the school. WEIRD
lol, school uniforms.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

spiffy uniform. mine sucked




Posted by Slade


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: spiffy uniform. mine sucked

pix


also, pix needed of cats and x rubbing their bleached head-growths together.



Posted by cool gamer dad

I give myself 7-8 years until my hair turns brown. Happened to my dad, and he had some mega blond hair.


So X, we only have seven years to make this happen.




Posted by Borealis

wait what?

i dont understand this blond talk.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Blonde hair doesn't usually last past the mid-twenties. My dad had super-blonde hair, then it went brown, now it's a mild grey. idk, I won't mind when my hair goes dark. Makes it easier to hide the fact it hasn't been washed.




Posted by cool gamer dad

yeah, I think i'd look kinda cute with brown hair. :3




Posted by Xero

The X is the hottest 12 years old kid alive.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

bump from christmas 07

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my pretty kitty tshirt

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we go play poker

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get out my tent bart i'm ****

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from my time in the highlands, misty as hell

ran out of pics, this was a particularly dry and unsatisfying picturesque blowjob




Posted by Velvet Nightmare

[QUOTE=The X]

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HEY VAMP CHECK OUT MY ****ING AWESOME GUITAR COLLECTION!

it truly says what kind of person you are if you have your guitar hero controllers mixed in with your real guitars











































eff yea :o




Posted by Lord of Spam

is that your sister or your girlfriend in those pics

either way id **** the **** out of her




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

my sister, but i'd still plow that genetically connected piece of meat like there's no tomorrow




Posted by Lord of Spam

i smell a tag team a'brewin




Posted by junior senior

holy **** jamie you're so ****ing hot




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

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forgot my boat picture




Posted by Ant

nice boat




Posted by Arcadios

I see what you did there.




Posted by Foppy D

you are a wiener




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

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puppies own but not as much as gaming, alright

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just kiddin lil buddy

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this picture was freakin impossible she is always asleep

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see what i mean? jesus




Posted by junior senior

lol aww lil paw in the last picture!!! :) :) :) :)




Posted by cool gamer dad

aw hell no, that's not a ps controller in your hand is it? :-(




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

aww how cute

its eyes are pointing in opposite directions




Posted by Lord of Spam

your dog is very HURRRRRRRRR




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Angelwing;917289]aww how cute

its eyes are pointing in opposite directionsshe cant focus yet :)




Posted by ExoXile

Kawaii pup.




Posted by junior senior

omg its lil nose is so cute!!!!!!!
jamie what did you name her




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

izzy




Posted by junior senior

how old is she
what kind of puppy is it




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

9 weeks, cavalier




Posted by junior senior

why did you get her
when did you get her




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Cavalier's are awesome. Hope you got her from a good breeder.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

some english woman, she has a show dog certificate and all sorts




Posted by junior senior

was she a present from santa?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

no, that would be stupid




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

would get mauled by all the puppies in santa's sack




Posted by Lord of Spam

picured santa with a scrotum full of googly eyed english dogs and laughed my *** off




Posted by junior senior


Quoting The X: no, that would be stupid


then why did you get her

when did you get her


lol googly eyes



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

you do realise you can get animals for other reasons than "hey it's christmas" right?




Posted by ExoXile

You do realise it's Junior Senior you're asking, right?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

not as stupid as she seems




Posted by ExoXile

It doesn't matter whether she is or not.
If you pretend to be stupid, you pretty much are stupid.

And if you're pretending to be stupid and normal the next minute you're either schizo or, Jesse.

That or you're just stupid for pretending to be stupid in the first place.




Posted by #061402

I have to agree with Vamp on this one. She has thrown in a few odd questions from time to time, but overall she seems a lot more normal than one would think from seeing her posts here on VGC.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

not really. poco acts like an idiot and a troll, but seems like a normal guy and also pretty smart. How you act online has no bearing on what you're really like.




Posted by ExoXile

My point still stands.

Edit; Ninja'd.

[quote][FONT=Tahoma]How you act online has no bearing on what you're really like.
Ah, but it is how you act online.
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Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

doesn't matter. jesse acts like a retard, but he's smart enough to know what's going on.




Posted by cool gamer dad

lol she is not normal. isn't stupid though.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

people p. much only come here to spew bull****.




Posted by junior senior


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: you do realise you can get animals for other reasons than "hey it's christmas" right?


jamies parents dont love him so they wouldn't get him a cute lil crosseyed puppy other than for christmas



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

seems like something loving parents would do.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

didn't poco get accepted to harvard and MIT and ****?




Posted by junior senior

yeah




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'd call bull**** on that, but you never know.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

it seems possible, he does usually know what he's talking about with regards to physics




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It's possible, but more possible that he didn't.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

prolly trollin kids at the local community college




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

not even college. too smart. like me, realises it's a waste of money and time




Posted by junior senior

he got into a lot of schools but he's going to lyon




Posted by maian

I like to think I'm a better person in real life than on the internet. :cookie:

and nice dog lol




Posted by Slade

I'm the same in person, but I keep it to myself. So I guess I act better.

Anyways, yeah I can definitely see me in you. I mean like in your face. ...like... characteristics of me are apparent in your face

sheesh, pervs




Posted by Slade

HA HA purvis LOL




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

p. much act the same. say whatever comes to my head. though there's probably more of a filter cause it'd often be inappropriate.




Posted by Ant

I'm a lot nicer irl. online, big jerk.




Posted by #061402

I think I act nicer online. Or at least I use nicer words to describe stuff.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

this is p. much how i act irl

lots of lowercase talking and ownage goin on




Posted by ExoXile

@06: Depends on whom you converse with.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

i am pure ***** both online and off.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

yeah, sure you are buddy. probably the nicest guy this side on manitoba, jeez.




Posted by junior senior

im normal i swears




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: yeah, sure you are buddy. probably the nicest guy this side on manitoba, jeez.


well according to our license plates we are "friendly manitoba!"



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

hahaha, that's so lame. that's like a murderer saying "I'm a nice guy, I swear!"

though ontario's is "Yours to Discover" which sucks pretty hard.




Posted by junior senior

can everybody understand what i write on here bc in real lifer i have a p. bad speech impediment lol




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

no




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

glasgow's motto is 'LET GLASGOW FLOURISH'

hecka gay




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Like anyone cares to stop them




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

most successful city in britain




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

a nugget of unblemished corn in a huge turd




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: hahaha, that's so lame. that's like a murderer saying "I'm a nice guy, I swear!"

though ontario's is "Yours to Discover" which sucks pretty hard.


quebec's is the worst. "JE ME SOUVIENS"



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

What? That one owns. Well, it sounds good anyways. Not like Quebec has done anything to remember so it makes no sense. But still




Posted by junior senior


Quoting The X: a nugget of unblemished corn in a huge turd


i get those



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: What? That one owns. Well, it sounds good anyways. Not like Quebec has done anything to remember so it makes no sense. But still


haha yeah

Even if it sounds cool, it's Quebec. Not cool.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

should just separate from canada finally. no one likes them anyways




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

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today a freakin blizzard hit us and then i had to get out of bed to help my baby cousin build a snowman and he kept callin me out for not having a top hat, pipe and scarf so i basically tripped him up in the snow. it owned. he's 3.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

holy **** the resolution is way freakin big, what the hell camera phone




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Wow, that's a terrible snowman, dude




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

i only get snow once every 5 or 6 years i dont know how to handle the stuff




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Can't image winter without snow.

Though I have a home movie of me and my sister experiencing our first winter in canada (after having lived in California) and I was on the porch crying and completely terrified and my sister (who's older) is walking around in the snow in a complete daze on the verge of tears.

It's ****ing hilarious




Posted by Slade

That's pretty funny. It's normal for us to get one or two snowfalls here, usually amounting in less than a foot. This year we got hit with 3+ feet for a couple weeks, and since then we've had two other 2-3 inch storms. kind of makes me want to sit on the porch and cry




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

haha snowman's p. cute actually

in a sad sort of way




Posted by Slade

your snowman is a portly little sailor. You should take a picture of the 3 year old's face after you footplant the snowman's face in




Posted by junior senior

is this the same cousin that broke your wii remote

also put the down syndrome puppy next to it pls lol




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

no this is a lil baby cousin

the cousin who broke my wii remote was 12 at the time. how the hell do you remember that anyway, that was literally 2 years ago




Posted by junior senior

you posted it recently

wasn't there another cousin that did it too?




Posted by Lord of Spam

man, im gonna **** a brick when i get to groton. lived in florida my whole life, then BAM new england in late winter/early spring.

****ing... brrrr




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

lol it's gonna be sooooooo cold




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

probably going to be 10C in New England and he'll be whining and complaining about how cold it is and how much he misses the warmth of florida.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

such a poor baby




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

wait, why did I say New England? Point stands though. big stupid baby




Posted by Lord of Spam

it was 19 of our proper degrees out on the docks the other day. waves were kicking up some water into the air and there was a good 15 mile an hour wind.

most miserable ive ever been.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

my ***, can you be any more stupid?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

haha wow, what a big baby




Posted by Lord of Spam

tell you what, when you can hang out with me in summer outdoors doin some paint shootan and not baww like a little baby about how hot it is ill admit that it wasnt that cold

deal?




Posted by ExoXile

[quote=Lord of Spam;925920]tell you what, when you can hang out with me in summer outdoors doin some paint shootan and not baww like a little baby about how hot it is ill admit that it wasnt that cold

deal?
I'm on. :)




Posted by coromoro


Quoting Lord of Spam: tell you what, when you can hang out with me in summer outdoors doin some paint shootan and not baww like a little baby about how hot it is ill admit that it wasnt that cold

deal?


I don't think Lisa will ever complain about anything being too hot.



Posted by ExoXile

Being used to sitting in a 90 degree's sauna might disqualify me, could be counted as doping or something.

Still up for it though.




Posted by Lord of Spam

sitting and running through a humid as **** forest being shot at are entirely different :*




Posted by ExoXile

Doubt it's not much worse than sitting in a 90 degrees sauna and then jump out in the snow, when it's -10.

I think I'm up for it.
And if I'm not I'd declare myself as pussy.

Oh and last time I was in Florida the heat got her more than it did me.
So yeah.

Maybe something wrong with me. :(




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I'll do it.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Angelwing: I'll do it.


somehow thats both hot and scary coming from you



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: tell you what, when you can hang out with me in summer outdoors doin some paint shootan and not baww like a little baby about how hot it is ill admit that it wasnt that cold

deal?


I don't mind being hot outside when I'm active. I just can't stand being hot inside when I'm sitting around. When you're running around doing stuff you have other things to take your mind off the heat. Not so when you're doing absolutely nothing. And that's usually what I do. Thus, hate the heat.

Well, the humidity anyways.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

if you're not gaming you're not living, irrespective of the season




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

pretty much why I hate heat. Playing xbox in 35 degree weather with a closed door? fuuuuck




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

you gonna RROD boy




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

never dies in the summer. only during winter or may.

may being winter still




Posted by cool gamer dad

probably because you play it most in the winter months. sleeping through the summer all hot, sweaty, and miserable. **** getting out of bed, man.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, that sounds about right. I'd just expect it to die in the summer from the added heat.