So, I've been absent for a while. My son was born about a week ago.
He died earlier today in the hospital.
Life fukken sucks.
Wait, are you serious? Wow, sorry to hear that, man...
Wish I weren't serious.
He was a real man, though. Last thing he did was look for a tit.
What happened? Did you know there was something wrong?
Not until yesterday. He was 2 months premature and there was a bacterium that ate away his intestines and they didn't track it until it was too late.
Jesus, you must be pretty numb emotionally right now. Couldn't even imagine it.
Basically.
hmm, well that sucks I guess. I think mainly cause it was a week after. yeah
I can't even imagine what that must be like. I'm sorry.
I echo the sentiments of the members above me, and I wish you the best of luck in moving forward. So sorry that something like this had to happen. :(
This has been a ****ty year for DA...
First sniper
then vampiro's cat
then SR's child.
what's next? the x getting shot due to a shootan game incident?
That sucks. I wouldn't even know what to do if anything like that happened. My condolences.
If only House was there. :(
I'm pretty sure it wasnt lupus:(
Look at it thise way: It would have been that much worse if he'd lived to, say, 2 up to about 8. Then you would've gotten time to know him and the pain would've been that much worse.
Either way, I'm terribly sorry for your loss.
I noticed that, too.
NOBODY ELSE ****ING DIE. TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELVES AND YOUR FAMILY, *** **** IT.
So, my other cat might have the same disease that was killing my cat I had to put down. Can we get five tragedies before the year is done? TUNE IN
Both of my cats died this year.
There's an ominous cloud around DA.
I might kick the bucket by dieing all ronery in a week. :(
Well, this is the most morose thread we've had in a while. Fancy that.
Prayer for your child. Silly, I know, but it's always nice to believe that he'll exist elsewhere in bliss than have to grow up in such a miserable world as this.
Indeed.
no ***
Glad we started quoting a movie we've never seen.
I could've sworn this was in the community board...
I saw it!
It's...alive.
IT'S A LION
wait, cloverfield?
Bingo.
SUCH DEDICATION
Friend of mine commited suicide on Christmas. :(
More of an acquantance, really BUT YOU CAN ADD IT TO THE LIST.
Sorry, SR. Sucks.
My cat ran away without a collar and hasn't come back yet. And it's -10 degrees out :(
Death...
We're surrounded by it.
My grandma will probably die within a few months. Just so you guys can prepare yourselves.
I'll get the party hats
Not sure if this counts, but I found out my grandmother has a not super severe form of leukemia about 2 weeks ago :/
whose grandma is next? let's take bets
My grandma has congestive heart failure, which means she could die at any moment. Doesn't necessarily mean she has a set time to live, though. I at least hope she makes it through to see my birthday. :/
BUT I COULD VERY WELL WIN THIS GAME, YOU KNOW
sigh
I was totally expecting to get a call that my mother was dead until I talked to her like 2 days ago. Last I had heard she was homeless and spending what little she had on booze. So... I guess that's... good news? Idk, she started drinking heavily about the time I was born and got kicked out when I was 3, so I don't really know her. Just thought it warranted mention in this thread of DEATH.
DA: Turning the event of a baby dieing into a "Who's up next?" list.
you know what would really suck? is if my good pal THE JUDGE were to die. yup that sure would be a shame. if THE JUDGE died I would be so sad. so please don't let THE JUDGE die.
...
THE JUDGE
If he dies, you totally have to start posting on his account.
'lol guys i'm ded'
you may or may not have known this, but I already made a post like that. and I used that exact same quote.
Yeah, I was reminding you!
oh. well no worries. it'll happen.
THE JUDGE
Ten bucks on THE JUDGE offing himself somewhere down the road.
/r/ pix should it happen
Laughs will be had at all your death beds as I slowly outlive you all.
at the rate I'm eating baconators and not doing any kind of exercise, well, that shouldn't be too long from now.
neer had a baconator. any good?
Neer liked baconators? I KNOW HE DIDN'T GET THAT FROM L!
Unhealthy people always live the longest. My gramps has smoked all his life and went through an alcoholic period, but still outlived my grandma, who neither drank nor smoke. Aaaand she spent all day out in the garden.
moral of the story: gardens kill you
BK Double Stacker > Baconator
:cookie:
And I'm the most sickly of all of you!
Oh jeez, I almost forgot what this thread started with.
haha, oh wow. I also forgot for a second. From death to betting on death to burgers...
Oh, I found my cat. Good three days in the freezing cold probably taught her to never go back out again.
...Oh, I just realized that when you said -10 degrees you probably meant celsius. When I read your post before I was like "oh shi- she's a goner." Glad you found your cat, anyhow.
Derick's funeral can be a DA convention.
kitty haet cold
this is getting creepy
Yesterday, you were talking about the perfect shape a little girl would have to be before you'd **** her.
[spoiler]i know there was a combo to be had here[/spoiler]
AND YOU THINK THIS IS CREEPY? for shame, lunko
Wow, way to miss an old bandwagon, X. Get your fail out of here.
what?!
[quote=The Judge;799981]Wow, way to miss an old bandwagon, X. Get your fail out of here.
spoilers lol
what?
Dude, stop reminding him. Fuuuck. There's a reason we don't dwell on it.
Sorry, sorry -_-
ITS TOO LATE NOW THE DAMAGE IS DONE
I could delete the post to undo the damage before Matt sees it...
...But, you know.
That would be a pretty big retcon to DA continuity.
We have continuity?
We have continuity.
RETCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
man, I've never heard that work outside of the internet. I need to find a situation where I can say it.
We need a DA timeline. And a Judge-Prime.
We used to have one I think...
[LEFT]That was before the Infinite Antmania on Infinite DAs.
[/LEFT]
No, we had one. I KNOW it. Derick wrote something up way back.
The History of Everything I Love
by Derick
1. anthony
2. uhhh
THE END
anthony striked out you mean.
Yeah, that was my initial idea, but then I realized VGC doesn't have strikethrough. :(
It's no secret, anyway.
yeah everyone knows vgc doesn't have strikethrough
no secret that judge would love to strap a gasmask to ant's cute face and **** him gently.
what's going on?
This page has made me lol pretty hard.
Either way, I know DA's history, but I'll type it out later.
in b4 faggotry and post deletion
time to retcon the past two weeks of DA history!
I see your retcon and raise you one retcon of that retcon.
See your detcon of that detcon and raise you three defcons.
brb, playing defcon.
... Who did I play it with, once? I think it was lolin and klarth.
man, i loved that **** so much
i should go get it again
I have a nosound version that works pretty well. Shame I don't get the crazy tekkno, though.
So, not sure if you guys remember me talking about this friend that wasn't supposed to live past christmas? Well we were called yesterday morning because he took a massive nosedive over the past couple days and died last night. Got there a couple hours before he died.
So I then went home and watched all of season 2 of Dexter. Except for the finale. Still need to watch that.
dexter. good show.
What was he suffering from?
*******, we are cursed:(
Something brain related. Wasn't paying attention because I was distracted with just how awful he looked. I'm going to guess brain cancer. All I know is that whatever it was was slowly eating away at his brain so his speech was pretty incoherent and slurred, he couldn't really move and his eyes would wander. I went down with four friends and we all shared a drink with him that, well, he couldn't really drink. But he seemed happy. We left as his family showed up cause they wanted privacy and I guess he died shortly after with them in room. Glad I didn't see it.
[quote=The X;800553]brb, playing defcon.
... Who did I play it with, once? I think it was lolin and klarth.
why yes, yes it was
i hit escape halfway through the game and thought i closed it
i realized it was still open and bombed the **** out of x
sry bby
It was my first drink too. It burned, and I did not enjoy it.
you are a true friend and anyone who can call you a friend is lucky to do so.
shut up
I'm sorry :( I take back everything I said.
I was being sincere, btw.
Oh. Didn't seem like it.
That's the trouble with being a smartass ******* most of the time.
And not using caps and making it sound completely facetious. Woulda been slightly annoyed if you were being a smartass though.
I've been getting lazy with my caps and grammar and what have you as of late.
Though you seem like a better friend than some JUDGE on the site :( :( :(
all right, armyfag
Vamp's descent into alcoholism begins... now.
alcoholism bandwagon go
guys i dont have alcohol wat do i do