Death Posting Only Thread. Now accepting bets




Posted by Sapphire Rose

So, I've been absent for a while. My son was born about a week ago.

He died earlier today in the hospital.

Life fukken sucks.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Wait, are you serious? Wow, sorry to hear that, man...




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Wish I weren't serious.

He was a real man, though. Last thing he did was look for a tit.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

What happened? Did you know there was something wrong?




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Not until yesterday. He was 2 months premature and there was a bacterium that ate away his intestines and they didn't track it until it was too late.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Jesus, you must be pretty numb emotionally right now. Couldn't even imagine it.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Basically.




Posted by Ant

hmm, well that sucks I guess. I think mainly cause it was a week after. yeah




Posted by Linko_16

I can't even imagine what that must be like. I'm sorry.




Posted by Corrupt

I echo the sentiments of the members above me, and I wish you the best of luck in moving forward. So sorry that something like this had to happen. :(




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

This has been a ****ty year for DA...




Posted by Ant

First sniper
then vampiro's cat
then SR's child.

what's next? the x getting shot due to a shootan game incident?




Posted by Omni

That sucks. I wouldn't even know what to do if anything like that happened. My condolences.




Posted by Arcadios

If only House was there. :(




Posted by Lord of Spam

I'm pretty sure it wasnt lupus:(




Posted by The Judge

Look at it thise way: It would have been that much worse if he'd lived to, say, 2 up to about 8. Then you would've gotten time to know him and the pain would've been that much worse.

Either way, I'm terribly sorry for your loss.




Posted by MottaTheHutt


Quoting Arcadios: If only House was there. :(


[spoiler]...[/spoiler]



Posted by Sapphire Rose


Quoting Lord of Spam: I'm pretty sure it wasnt lupus:(


lewl, indeed.

[quote=The Judge]Look at it thise way: It would have been that much worse if he'd lived to, say, 2 up to about 8. Then you would've gotten time to know him and the pain would've been that much worse.

That's one thing I've been realizing. That and he seemed at peace considering he's been struggling to live. More of a mercy death than anything.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: First sniper
then vampiro's cat
then SR's child.

what's next? the x getting shot due to a shootan game incident?


Man, that's right. what the ****



Posted by Linko_16

I noticed that, too.

NOBODY ELSE ****ING DIE. TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELVES AND YOUR FAMILY, *** **** IT.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

So, my other cat might have the same disease that was killing my cat I had to put down. Can we get five tragedies before the year is done? TUNE IN




Posted by MottaTheHutt

Both of my cats died this year.




Posted by Arcadios

There's an ominous cloud around DA.
I might kick the bucket by dieing all ronery in a week. :(




Posted by The Judge

Well, this is the most morose thread we've had in a while. Fancy that.

Prayer for your child. Silly, I know, but it's always nice to believe that he'll exist elsewhere in bliss than have to grow up in such a miserable world as this.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Indeed.




Posted by Ant

no ***




Posted by The Judge

Glad we started quoting a movie we've never seen.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I could've sworn this was in the community board...




Posted by Ant


Quoting The Judge: Glad we started quoting a movie we've never seen.


LOL.

resorting to just the commercials. that's pretty fukken sad.



Posted by The Judge

I saw it!

It's...alive.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

IT'S A LION


wait, cloverfield?




Posted by The Judge

Bingo.




Posted by Sapphire Rose


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: I could've sworn this was in the community board...


Nope, I don't think I've ever started a thread outside of DA.



Posted by Ant

SUCH DEDICATION




Posted by maian

Friend of mine commited suicide on Christmas. :(

More of an acquantance, really BUT YOU CAN ADD IT TO THE LIST.

Sorry, SR. Sucks.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

My cat ran away without a collar and hasn't come back yet. And it's -10 degrees out :(




Posted by The Judge

Death...

We're surrounded by it.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

My grandma will probably die within a few months. Just so you guys can prepare yourselves.




Posted by Ant

I'll get the party hats




Posted by Lord of Spam

Not sure if this counts, but I found out my grandmother has a not super severe form of leukemia about 2 weeks ago :/




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

whose grandma is next? let's take bets




Posted by Corrupt

My grandma has congestive heart failure, which means she could die at any moment. Doesn't necessarily mean she has a set time to live, though. I at least hope she makes it through to see my birthday. :/

BUT I COULD VERY WELL WIN THIS GAME, YOU KNOW

sigh




Posted by Slade

I was totally expecting to get a call that my mother was dead until I talked to her like 2 days ago. Last I had heard she was homeless and spending what little she had on booze. So... I guess that's... good news? Idk, she started drinking heavily about the time I was born and got kicked out when I was 3, so I don't really know her. Just thought it warranted mention in this thread of DEATH.




Posted by The Judge

DA: Turning the event of a baby dieing into a "Who's up next?" list.




Posted by Ant

you know what would really suck? is if my good pal THE JUDGE were to die. yup that sure would be a shame. if THE JUDGE died I would be so sad. so please don't let THE JUDGE die.

...


THE JUDGE




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

If he dies, you totally have to start posting on his account.

'lol guys i'm ded'




Posted by Ant

you may or may not have known this, but I already made a post like that. and I used that exact same quote.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Yeah, I was reminding you!




Posted by Ant

oh. well no worries. it'll happen.

THE JUDGE




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Ten bucks on THE JUDGE offing himself somewhere down the road.




Posted by Lord of Spam

/r/ pix should it happen




Posted by The Judge

Laughs will be had at all your death beds as I slowly outlive you all.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

at the rate I'm eating baconators and not doing any kind of exercise, well, that shouldn't be too long from now.




Posted by Lord of Spam

neer had a baconator. any good?




Posted by Ant

Neer liked baconators? I KNOW HE DIDN'T GET THAT FROM L!




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Unhealthy people always live the longest. My gramps has smoked all his life and went through an alcoholic period, but still outlived my grandma, who neither drank nor smoke. Aaaand she spent all day out in the garden.




Posted by Lord of Spam

moral of the story: gardens kill you




Posted by maian

BK Double Stacker > Baconator

:cookie:




Posted by mis0


Quoting The X: Unhealthy people always live the longest. My gramps has smoked all his life and went through an alcoholic period, but still outlived my grandma, who neither drank nor smoke. Aaaand she spent all day out in the garden.

yaaaaaaaay doritos!!!



Posted by The Judge

And I'm the most sickly of all of you!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: BK Double Stacker > Baconator


Anything from BK is pretty disgusting.


Quoted post: neer had a baconator. any good?


no it's awful. I just eat lots of 'em.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Oh jeez, I almost forgot what this thread started with.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

haha, oh wow. I also forgot for a second. From death to betting on death to burgers...


Oh, I found my cat. Good three days in the freezing cold probably taught her to never go back out again.




Posted by Slade

...Oh, I just realized that when you said -10 degrees you probably meant celsius. When I read your post before I was like "oh shi- she's a goner." Glad you found your cat, anyhow.




Posted by Arcadios

Derick's funeral can be a DA convention.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Oh, I found my cat. Good three days in the freezing cold probably taught her to never go back out again.


Being locked outside yowling at the front door did the same to my cat.

Glad you found her.




Posted by Lord of Spam

kitty haet cold




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Arcadios: Derick's funeral can be a DA convention.


Your funeral can be a nice little private event.

Just you and me.



Posted by Linko_16

this is getting creepy




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Yesterday, you were talking about the perfect shape a little girl would have to be before you'd **** her.
[spoiler]i know there was a combo to be had here[/spoiler]
AND YOU THINK THIS IS CREEPY? for shame, lunko




Posted by The Judge

Wow, way to miss an old bandwagon, X. Get your fail out of here.




Posted by Slade

what?!




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=The Judge;799981]Wow, way to miss an old bandwagon, X. Get your fail out of here.
spoilers lol

what?




Posted by Xero


Quoting Sapphire Rose: So, I've been absent for a while. My son was born about a week ago.

He died earlier today in the hospital.

Life fukken sucks.


I just saw this thread.

Really sorry to hear that Saph. My condolences. :(



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Dude, stop reminding him. Fuuuck. There's a reason we don't dwell on it.




Posted by Xero

Sorry, sorry -_-




Posted by Lord of Spam

ITS TOO LATE NOW THE DAMAGE IS DONE




Posted by The Judge

I could delete the post to undo the damage before Matt sees it...

...But, you know.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

That would be a pretty big retcon to DA continuity.




Posted by The Judge

We have continuity?




Posted by Slade

We have continuity.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

RETCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

man, I've never heard that work outside of the internet. I need to find a situation where I can say it.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

We need a DA timeline. And a Judge-Prime.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

We used to have one I think...




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[LEFT]That was before the Infinite Antmania on Infinite DAs.
[/LEFT]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No, we had one. I KNOW it. Derick wrote something up way back.




Posted by Slade

The History of Everything I Love

by Derick




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

1. anthony
2. uhhh

THE END




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

anthony striked out you mean.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Yeah, that was my initial idea, but then I realized VGC doesn't have strikethrough. :(

It's no secret, anyway.




Posted by Slade

yeah everyone knows vgc doesn't have strikethrough




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

no secret that judge would love to strap a gasmask to ant's cute face and **** him gently.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Yeah, that was my initial idea, but then I realized VGC doesn't have strikethrough.


why is that? I'd use it alllll the time.



Posted by Ant

what's going on?




Posted by The Judge

This page has made me lol pretty hard.

Either way, I know DA's history, but I'll type it out later.




Posted by Lord of Spam

in b4 faggotry and post deletion




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

time to retcon the past two weeks of DA history!




Posted by Slade

I see your retcon and raise you one retcon of that retcon.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

See your detcon of that detcon and raise you three defcons.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

brb, playing defcon.

... Who did I play it with, once? I think it was lolin and klarth.




Posted by Lord of Spam

man, i loved that **** so much

i should go get it again




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I have a nosound version that works pretty well. Shame I don't get the crazy tekkno, though.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

So, not sure if you guys remember me talking about this friend that wasn't supposed to live past christmas? Well we were called yesterday morning because he took a massive nosedive over the past couple days and died last night. Got there a couple hours before he died.

So I then went home and watched all of season 2 of Dexter. Except for the finale. Still need to watch that.




Posted by Ant

dexter. good show.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

What was he suffering from?




Posted by Lord of Spam

*******, we are cursed:(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Something brain related. Wasn't paying attention because I was distracted with just how awful he looked. I'm going to guess brain cancer. All I know is that whatever it was was slowly eating away at his brain so his speech was pretty incoherent and slurred, he couldn't really move and his eyes would wander. I went down with four friends and we all shared a drink with him that, well, he couldn't really drink. But he seemed happy. We left as his family showed up cause they wanted privacy and I guess he died shortly after with them in room. Glad I didn't see it.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=The X;800553]brb, playing defcon.

... Who did I play it with, once? I think it was lolin and klarth.

why yes, yes it was

i hit escape halfway through the game and thought i closed it

i realized it was still open and bombed the **** out of x

sry bby




Posted by Ant


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: I went down with four friends and we all shared a drink with him that, well, he couldn't really drink. But he seemed happy.


how noble. nice group of friends.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It was my first drink too. It burned, and I did not enjoy it.




Posted by Ant

you are a true friend and anyone who can call you a friend is lucky to do so.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

shut up




Posted by Ant

I'm sorry :( I take back everything I said.

I was being sincere, btw.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh. Didn't seem like it.




Posted by Ant

That's the trouble with being a smartass ******* most of the time.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

And not using caps and making it sound completely facetious. Woulda been slightly annoyed if you were being a smartass though.




Posted by Ant

I've been getting lazy with my caps and grammar and what have you as of late.

Though you seem like a better friend than some JUDGE on the site :( :( :(




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: It was my first drink too. It burned, and I did not enjoy it.


pussy



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

all right, armyfag




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Vamp's descent into alcoholism begins... now.




Posted by Stalolin

alcoholism bandwagon go




Posted by Linko_16

guys i dont have alcohol wat do i do




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Vamp's descent into alcoholism begins... now.


Bound to happen. I figure the next drink I try I'll like enough to try again.

Suddenly I wake up ten years later alone, reeking of booze, fat, wearing a wife beater and yelling at my dog to get off the couch. Cannot wait.