Boy Saves Sister from Moose Attack with Skills Learned in Warcraft Video Game




Posted by Xenos

http://www.switched.com/2007/12/10/boy-saves-sister-from-moose-attack-with-skills-learned-in-warcra/


oll. Kind of sad you have to play a game to learn how to survive in the wilderness.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Norwegian boy


oh, okay, I get it now.



Posted by WillisGreeny

I was expecting the kid to have run something through with a sword. Still interesting. I learned taunting's effectivness from the movie Tremors, against blind, giant, worms.




Posted by Xero

He feigned death....Could have thought of that even without having played WoW.

But hey! +1 for VGs. Parents (some) fail once again.




Posted by Ant

I heard about this awhile ago. Not really that big a deal :/




Posted by Xenos

Never implied it was.




Posted by Ant

I'm just saying I don't really see why it's getting the news it is. Kids do this all the time with various TV shows and cartoons.




Posted by Shade

Big ****ing deal. He can whistle and lie down. Woo.




Posted by Zeta

A moose once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end
of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an
Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo
Dentist",
"Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...

Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...




Posted by Linko_16

I wish I hadn't just repped you.

Anyway, kind of ridiculous that a kid even at his age didn't learn tricks like those outside of a video game. I remember being taught to do stuff like play dead to bears and stuff when I was a little kid.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: oh, okay, I get it now.


Wait, why wasnt he in corpse paint?



Posted by Shade

[quote]I remember being taught to do stuff like play dead to bears and stuff when I was a little kid.

Me too. Boy Scouts ftw




Posted by cool gamer dad

But are you an Eagle Scout?!




Posted by Omni


Quoting Lord of Spam: Wait, why wasnt he in corpse paint?


He was too busy playing WoW to get a guitar and join a black metal band.



Posted by Shade


Quoting cats: But are you an Eagle Scout?!


No. :(

We can't all be as cool as you, I guess.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Man, that kid's a genius.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Wait, why wasnt he in corpse paint?


Because Norway ****ing sucks for black metal these days.



Posted by Omni

Yeah, but that doesn't stop the bands from playing it. Look at Gorgoroth. They've been around forever.




Posted by Shade

I'm sure if he had quick access to corpse paint, he would have slathered some on.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Shade: Me too. Boy Scouts ftw


Nah, my twin bro and I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts when he threw a rock at our den leader. I learned it just from, you know, learning about animals.



Posted by NeXidala

GETTING ATTACK BY A WILD MOOSE?!


QUICK, LET ME THINK BACK TO MY WoW SKILLS!




Posted by Zeta

The kid should have tried some of Leroy Jenkins' tactics.




Posted by Arcadios

Should have killed it with fire.




Posted by Phantom75230

They were spared from their Moosey Fate!




Posted by Xenos


Quoted post: I'm just saying I don't really see why it's getting the news it is. Kids do this all the time with various TV shows and cartoons.


Oh, I see.



Posted by Slade

Moose are ****ing terrifying. The kid was probably like "oh man I'm gonna miss playing WoW... WAIT A SECOND"

FEAR NOT, SISTER