Hello, my name is Ant and I am in need of a stalker on VGC. Well before you even think of applying for this position, here's some of the things you'll have to do for the job:
1. Must actively seek out my posts, and then post afterwards either agreeing with me or post with your own words, but still keeping with what I said to be true.
2. You must adopt the same attitude I have. Now this may vary depending from thread to thread. If I'm being silly and wacky you too will be silly and wacky. And the same goes for serious. Or if I'm mocking someone you best be mocking them to.
3. You will no longer think for yourself.
Well, you get the basic idea. Accepting all applicants now.
ALSO, if you yourself already have a stalker it doesn't mean you can't apply for the posistion too! ALL ARE WELCOME!
I'd make a great stalker.
True. Your quickness in posting right after me in this thread alone scores you some major points.
Yes. You post quickly right after ant. You'd make a good stalker.
Well most of the time him, me, and x are just quick posters and not afraid to most of the time. so yeah.
it's true. I just post whatever so I can get a post of pretty quick
Call up Loney. She's an experienced stalker, specializing in fat guys with neckbeards.
I don't feel like having a chibi-wolf on my shoulder at all times.
Yeah, who would?
I think this would work well for me, especially now that you're joining the League of XBots.
turns into a chibi cat
Yep. You're usually in bed when **** goes down. Usually.
I think I'll just make sure to be an utter annoyance in real life.
Mission Accomplished.
Is there a weight requirement involved?
It's quite obvious I'd still make the best stalker.
Do you think you could handle praising me on a daily basis?
don't I already?
so you'll keep up with your duties? follow me everywhere. even **** you don't care about but will pretend to anyways?
For any good stalker, it's not about pretending to care about stuff. It's about caring about stuff simply because the stalkee cares about them.
I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooove anime! ^__^
DICKS ON CHICKS WOOOOOOOOOO
TENTACLE PORN
HEY DO YOU GUYS LIKE NINTENDO GAMES? :D
... AND HATE XBOX?
I know I do.
DICKS ON WIIS? WOOOOOOOOOOOO
So vamp is willing to be like ant? Start eating some twinkies, you've got a long way to go, thinass.
lol
TENTACLE RAEP
I had 2 jackinthebox tacos and a mint shake for lunch at noon today...and that's it for the past 11 hours :(
baconator, large fries, chickstripes, large coke
half a bag of zesty doritos
losts of shrimp
meatloaf and mashed potatos
chicken noodle soup
and some noodle dish.
neat
I eat ****ed well about 80% of the time and I'm still a fatty.
Though I noticed in the mirror before a shower recently that I think I'm slightly less fat. Since I refuse to pay outrageous prices for unhealthy food while on-campus, I can sometimes go for quite a while without eating... and if my faggot brother is any example, a little bit of anorexia really does work sometimes despite what they say.
Too bad we don't have a working scale in the house, or I could start checking my weight periodically.
Dinner:
ramen noodle thing that costs like 50 cents more than the regular, wheat thins, salsa doritos, hot pocket
Lunch:
1 microwavable chimichanga, salsa, one piece of leftover SUPREME pizza, salsa doritos, orange juice
Breakfast:
I honestly can't remember. There's a small chance I ate something late last night and didn't get hungry until around lunch time.
Breakfast: Bowl of honey bunches of oats, with peaches. And soy milk.
Lunch: Thai chicken pizza. May sound gross, but it's really really good.
Dinner: Tried out a new Mexican grill that opened up inside one of my favorite liquor stores. $6.50 for a chicken quesadilla, turns out the portions are meager and it's not really worth it. I'd be better off getting two fish tacos for a buck over at Cotija's.
I eat so much, most of it being junk food, and I remain pretty thin. I do have a doughy physique, though.
Recently in gym class I found out I was 20% body fat, which came to me as a shock. I'm not skinny, but I'm not fat. So I started working out while I watch TV. Might as well do something while you're doing nothing.
Oh, and god it takes a lot of reps when you're using a 10 pound weight. I'd buy a heavier one but I'm a bum.
I think that all I ate yesterday was some spaghetti and a piece of pumpkin pie.
Breakfast: Nothing yet, I don't eat breakfast. I eat my own made-up meal after supper instead.
Lunch: A subway sub, some ruffles, an oatmeal creampie, and a Mountain Dew code red.
Don't know what I'm going to have for supper.
this isn't a what you ate thread faggots.
I think I'm gonna have McDonalds. :o
That's a really good idea.
It really is, especially since he put on a lot of weight from playing games. Completely turned it around.
Awesome idea, especially in games with a timed respawn. If I worked out during all the downtime in Vegas... I'd be pretty awesome.
I've gained some weight in the last few weeks :crying: I've been busy and have been making ****tier food choices because of my rushing about. It's not paying off at all. I'm still in the normal range for my height, but I am not at all amused about it. I wanna go back ****it!!
I typically ride my bike about 20miles a day. Over the break I'm going to up the mileage to shed the pounds and tone my legs up for spring. I've found some routes ranging from 40-60 miles that I wanna try. That'd be somewhere along the lines of a 4-5 hour ride.