Stalker Wanted




Posted by Ant

Hello, my name is Ant and I am in need of a stalker on VGC. Well before you even think of applying for this position, here's some of the things you'll have to do for the job:

1. Must actively seek out my posts, and then post afterwards either agreeing with me or post with your own words, but still keeping with what I said to be true.

2. You must adopt the same attitude I have. Now this may vary depending from thread to thread. If I'm being silly and wacky you too will be silly and wacky. And the same goes for serious. Or if I'm mocking someone you best be mocking them to.

3. You will no longer think for yourself.

Well, you get the basic idea. Accepting all applicants now.

ALSO, if you yourself already have a stalker it doesn't mean you can't apply for the posistion too! ALL ARE WELCOME!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'd make a great stalker.




Posted by Ant

True. Your quickness in posting right after me in this thread alone scores you some major points.




Posted by MottaTheHutt

Yes. You post quickly right after ant. You'd make a good stalker.




Posted by Ant

Well most of the time him, me, and x are just quick posters and not afraid to most of the time. so yeah.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

it's true. I just post whatever so I can get a post of pretty quick




Posted by Linko_16

Call up Loney. She's an experienced stalker, specializing in fat guys with neckbeards.




Posted by Ant

I don't feel like having a chibi-wolf on my shoulder at all times.




Posted by MottaTheHutt

Yeah, who would?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I think this would work well for me, especially now that you're joining the League of XBots.




Posted by cool gamer dad

turns into a chibi cat




Posted by Ant


Quoting The X: I think this would work well for me, especially now that you're joining the League of XBots.


Yeah, but you're asleep during the prime of the night. most of the time anyways.



Posted by MottaTheHutt

Yep. You're usually in bed when **** goes down. Usually.




Posted by The Judge

I think I'll just make sure to be an utter annoyance in real life.




Posted by Ant

Mission Accomplished.




Posted by Arcadios

Is there a weight requirement involved?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It's quite obvious I'd still make the best stalker.




Posted by Ant

Do you think you could handle praising me on a daily basis?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

don't I already?




Posted by Ant

so you'll keep up with your duties? follow me everywhere. even **** you don't care about but will pretend to anyways?




Posted by Linko_16

For any good stalker, it's not about pretending to care about stuff. It's about caring about stuff simply because the stalkee cares about them.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooove anime! ^__^




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

DICKS ON CHICKS WOOOOOOOOOO




Posted by MottaTheHutt

TENTACLE PORN




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

HEY DO YOU GUYS LIKE NINTENDO GAMES? :D

... AND HATE XBOX?




Posted by Ant

I know I do.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: DICKS ON CHICKS WOOOOOOOOOO


... Proceed.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

DICKS ON WIIS? WOOOOOOOOOOOO




Posted by mis0

So vamp is willing to be like ant? Start eating some twinkies, you've got a long way to go, thinass.




Posted by Ant

lol




Posted by MottaTheHutt

TENTACLE RAEP




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: So vamp is willing to be like ant? Start eating some twinkies, you've got a long way to go, thinass.


I likely eat more and worse than he does. So I might have to start cutting back. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK



Posted by Ant

I had 2 jackinthebox tacos and a mint shake for lunch at noon today...and that's it for the past 11 hours :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

baconator, large fries, chickstripes, large coke
half a bag of zesty doritos
losts of shrimp
meatloaf and mashed potatos
chicken noodle soup
and some noodle dish.

neat




Posted by Linko_16

I eat ****ed well about 80% of the time and I'm still a fatty.

Though I noticed in the mirror before a shower recently that I think I'm slightly less fat. Since I refuse to pay outrageous prices for unhealthy food while on-campus, I can sometimes go for quite a while without eating... and if my faggot brother is any example, a little bit of anorexia really does work sometimes despite what they say.

Too bad we don't have a working scale in the house, or I could start checking my weight periodically.




Posted by Slade

Dinner:
ramen noodle thing that costs like 50 cents more than the regular, wheat thins, salsa doritos, hot pocket

Lunch:
1 microwavable chimichanga, salsa, one piece of leftover SUPREME pizza, salsa doritos, orange juice

Breakfast:
I honestly can't remember. There's a small chance I ate something late last night and didn't get hungry until around lunch time.




Posted by Corrupt

Breakfast: Bowl of honey bunches of oats, with peaches. And soy milk.

Lunch: Thai chicken pizza. May sound gross, but it's really really good.

Dinner: Tried out a new Mexican grill that opened up inside one of my favorite liquor stores. $6.50 for a chicken quesadilla, turns out the portions are meager and it's not really worth it. I'd be better off getting two fish tacos for a buck over at Cotija's.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I eat so much, most of it being junk food, and I remain pretty thin. I do have a doughy physique, though.




Posted by MottaTheHutt

Recently in gym class I found out I was 20% body fat, which came to me as a shock. I'm not skinny, but I'm not fat. So I started working out while I watch TV. Might as well do something while you're doing nothing.

Oh, and god it takes a lot of reps when you're using a 10 pound weight. I'd buy a heavier one but I'm a bum.




Posted by Omni

I think that all I ate yesterday was some spaghetti and a piece of pumpkin pie.




Posted by MottaTheHutt

Breakfast: Nothing yet, I don't eat breakfast. I eat my own made-up meal after supper instead.

Lunch: A subway sub, some ruffles, an oatmeal creampie, and a Mountain Dew code red.

Don't know what I'm going to have for supper.




Posted by Ant

this isn't a what you ate thread faggots.




Posted by MottaTheHutt

I think I'm gonna have McDonalds. :o




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Recently in gym class I found out I was 20% body fat, which came to me as a shock. I'm not skinny, but I'm not fat. So I started working out while I watch TV. Might as well do something while you're doing nothing.


My friend does pushups/situps when he plays xbawks live. For every death he has to do ten reps. Surprisingly, he's really ****ing fit now, since one match can equal about 150 reps and he plays over ten matches a day.



Posted by Linko_16

That's a really good idea.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It really is, especially since he put on a lot of weight from playing games. Completely turned it around.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Awesome idea, especially in games with a timed respawn. If I worked out during all the downtime in Vegas... I'd be pretty awesome.




Posted by mis0

I've gained some weight in the last few weeks :crying: I've been busy and have been making ****tier food choices because of my rushing about. It's not paying off at all. I'm still in the normal range for my height, but I am not at all amused about it. I wanna go back ****it!!

I typically ride my bike about 20miles a day. Over the break I'm going to up the mileage to shed the pounds and tone my legs up for spring. I've found some routes ranging from 40-60 miles that I wanna try. That'd be somewhere along the lines of a 4-5 hour ride.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: If I worked out during all the downtime in Vegas... I'd be pretty awesome.


Which is exactly the game he did it on. After about four months doing it he lost about thirty pounds and put on quite a bit of muscle. Pretty nifty.