X BOUGHT AN antBOX




Posted by Ant

Yup so I finally decided to get an xbox. I just couldn't resist all the great titles like...








jk lol




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Ant, **** you man. You don't know how excited I was when I read this thread title.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

saw it coming cause it's never going to happen




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

If only. I bet Ant would enjoy some highly realistic first person shooting games that lack text-based conversations.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Not enough mini-games and colourful graphics




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

If there were more games like Super Mario Galaxy, then I guess he'd be justified.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

But besides Mario and Zelda and Metroid.... lol




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[IMG]http://blog.newsweek.com/photos/levelup/images/original/Bowser-vs.-Samus-in-Super-Smash-Bros.-Brawl.aspx[/IMG]

sup




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Exactly




Posted by Ant

I did it for the lulz. But maybe next year...but then by next year they'll be talking about the NEXT generation and I'll probably just wait till then. We'll see. :cool:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Next year they won't be talking about the new one. Too soon and Xbawks is still doing pretty well. E3 2009 seems ideal with a late 2010, 2011 release.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

XBox will probably see its next generation in later 2009/2010... All speculation, however.

GET ONE, IT HAS TWO WHOLE JRPGS ON IT




Posted by Ant

Ehhhhh, maaaaaaaybe. You can only release so many shootan before people get bored and want a new system though.

ninja'd.

To X: too bad they both suck. jrpg's are basically dead. on consoles anyways.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Ehhhhh, maaaaaaaybe. You can only release so many shootan before people get bored and want a new system though.


It's got Halo, CoD AND a new Rainbow Six coming out. AND Ninja Gaiden 2. I think people will be pleased with it for some time yet. Plus, as long as they keep coming out with games like Mass Effect and whatnot there's enough variety. I mean, in terms of shooters. Cause that's all Xbox has and even Mass Effect is essentially a shootan game.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Tired of shooters? I'd still be playing CoD2 right now if 4 hadn't come out.

and ant will never get xbox. Ever.




Posted by Zeta

I might get one for Bomberman Live.

And nothing but Bomberman Live.




Posted by Kit

Do it, then I'll start playing it again.




Posted by Arcadios

Bol'd




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

lets create a thread where we all chip in to buy ant an xbox




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

nvm, I don't feel like it now




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Tired of shooters? I'd still be playing CoD2 right now if 4 hadn't come out.


I'd be playing Rainbow. Well, if my disc didn't break that is.



Posted by Ant


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: nvm, I don't feel like it now



Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: lets create a thread where we all chip in to buy ant an xbox


that's a really 180 you did right there. WHY, THAT'S HALF OF A 360! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

if you could get fifteen people to give you 25 bucks you could buy a 360.




Posted by Ant

The problem there is I don't even know one person that would give me 25 bucks for that purpose.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Doesn't have to be for that purpose as far as they're concerned. I bet you could go door to door saying you come from a local college and you need to raise money for whatever. You can even make up your own receipts to hand out and everything. I bet you'd get your money easily.




Posted by Ant

or I could slowly save up the money from my job and buy one?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

not fast enough

buy one before march




Posted by Shade

Get one for Assassin's Creed, if only for Assassin's Creed.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, that's a good game to start with. Sets your expectations REALLY low so every game will seem that much better.




Posted by Ant

Lol




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

that hurt :(

What are you spending all your wages on anyway Ant? I could probably get a 360 with a month's income, and I work a almost minimum wage job.




Posted by Ant

I have debts to pay, and a car to buy.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I had a car once. Then I realized I walked everywhere. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I could actually afford a really nice car right now... but I really don't want to spend that much money in one go.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

he buys a lot of condoms




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

for his size, if you know what i mean




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

;)




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Now I really want to check out ***'s Creed.

and I still play a game or two of R6 pretty often before the DRE shows up.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Now I really want to check out ***'s Creed.


Jade Raymond's Game*



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

oh, right




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I had to google that because I didn't know who she was. Wow, now I'll be too lazy to do anything else for awhile.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You didn't know who she was? ****. She was basically whoring her body out for a good two years so people would buy her game.




Posted by Ant

worked apparently.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh yeah, for sure. I mean, what did you expect? She's a slightly attractive woman selling a fairly ****ty game to a mass of teenagers and lonely males? SALE CONFIRMED




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

confirmed for brawl




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

That fugly *****.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

hey nagel assassin's creed is good dont let vamp sway your opinion just because there aint no guns dont mean it aint good double negative




Posted by Ant

wait wait wait...


xbox game...no guns? am I following this correctly?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Your hear guns at one point... But you don't get to shoot them. :(




Posted by Ant

xbox.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

BEST CONSOLE EVERRRRRRR




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

**** would still suck even with guns. I mean, I'd like mow down every ****ing soldier, turn a corner and sit on a bench and suddenly they'd be all "**** WHERE'D HE GO." Not even guns can make that awesome. Only awesome thing about that game is climbing and the parkour ****. But even that gets old because all the cities are practically the same.




Posted by Ant

xbox: everything is the ****ing same.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

wii: everything is the ****ing same.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

playstation: everything... well it doesn't have anything




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

oh snap

The part of Assassin's Creed where the modern Assassin's Guild comes to rescue Desmond is ****ing stupid. Wouldn't they do some kind of Rainbow Six-style SpecOps stuff instead of running at the front door with assault rifles? jee wizz grandma, they didn't even use silencers.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

because they're ****ing assassins OF THE FUTURE drrrrrrrrrrrr




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

almost as stupid as the fact a 20-year old trained assassin can be held captive by an old man and kristen bell




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, it's the little details that ****ed up the story, but the over-arching story is pretty cool if you ask me. But, like everything in the game, it wasn't pulled off flawlessly.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Hopefully Assassin's Creed 2 will refine everything, since Jade will have tons of money from blowjobs. But I can see this heading into a trilogy. Or even a Splinter Cell-style 'new release every year or two' situation.

Related: Conviction got delayed till 2009. :(:(




Posted by scar111

hey im jus gettin a 360 this christmas and getting live wit it wat games do u recommend




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

that you leave this thread and don't come back




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

or Call of Duty 4.




Posted by cool gamer dad

Ant got an Xbox? Where have I been? What's your gamertag?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Read first post, faggot.


And X, pretty sure they've already announced Jade Raymond's Game as a trilogy. I mean, it's Jade Raymond's Game and it's made by Ubi. Of course it's going to be. Though yeah, I have a feeling they'll take all the criticisms it's getting and iron them out. Then again, who knows if the next Jade Raymond's Game will be really all that similar?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting The X: hey nagel assassin's creed is good dont let vamp sway your opinion just because there aint no guns dont mean it aint good double negative


yeah, i'll rent it soon and we shall see

Playstation has:...ah hell, you're right. But it'll have FFXIII!!!!



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting scar111: hey im jus gettin a 360 this christmas and getting live wit it wat games do u recommend


king kong



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK HATE THAT GAME




Posted by cool gamer dad

Ant, what games did you get?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

shootan gaemz




Posted by Ant

lol.

I was speaking to my mother on the phone last night and she said she was getting me a possible 300 or so present for christmas, and that my father said he didn't like that idea. WHICH MEANS ONLY ONE THING! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

or I could just take the money...we'll see.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

do it

Download puzzle fighter HD and I promise I'll play with you :D




Posted by Ant

too bad they don't have the diamond trick in that version anymore. but they made Devilot better. Which is jawsome.




Posted by Arcadios

Christmas presents from parents....ENDED IN '05.
GOODBYE CHILDHOOD




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

probably getting a keyboard for christmas. Or money for one. **** yeah




Posted by Ant


Quoting Arcadios: Christmas presents from parents....ENDED IN '05.
GOODBYE CHILDHOOD


pretty sure my mother is making up for missed christmases.



Posted by Arcadios

lol buying myself something for christmas is pretty ronery






























;_;




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Ant;783604]too bad they don't have the diamond trick in that version anymore. but they made Devilot better. Which is jawsome.
The original arcade version is in there, with the diamond trick. Shame there's never anyone playing that version online, though.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

dad promised to get me some lsd, pcp, and a psp

its cool




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Christmas presents from parents....ENDED IN '05.
GOODBYE CHILDHOOD


I'm 22 and still get an awesome christmas lol



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

wait, you stopped getting presents at 15? awww hell naw, mexicans are tight with money I guess. As long as I don't leave home, I'm pretty sure my parents will buy stuff for me.

HDTV THIS YEAR YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH




Posted by Skitzo Control

[quote=Angelwing;783472]Playstation has:...ah hell, you're right. But it'll have FFXIII!!!!Heh... Playstation has a version of Rainbow Six: Vegas that doesn't break after two weeks of use. OOOOOOOH! IN YOUR FACE!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

****, getting a PS3 RIGHT NOW




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It may not break, but apparently there's a real shortage of people to play with. A plus is it's lag free also, but I hear it's not a perfect port either and with the smaller base of players, idk.

I MEAN LOL SONY'S FINISHED




Posted by Skitzo Control

I got a friend that plays it constantly, and he says it's great. He's apparently one of the best online, too.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Skitzo Control;788174] He's apparently one of the best online, too.
I had to work so hard to resist a 'cuz hes the only one online lol' joke. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, a little too obvious, but still funny.




Posted by Ant

no xbox for xmas :( though I got 150 bucks that could go TOWARD an xbox.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No one believes you're seriously considering getting an xbox anyways.




Posted by cool gamer dad

I did kinda!




Posted by Ant

[QUOTE=Vampiro V. Empire;797286]No one believes you're seriously considering getting an xbox anyways.

I am :( Though my father would flip if he found out I spent money on another VIDJA GAME SYSTEM




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Weren't you offered 300 bucks or an xbox?

and you got neither haha




Posted by Ant

150 and a ddr set up. even my mother thinks I need to lose weight.

we can't all live the life of a shootan king like yourself, The X.

though I really want to play SSFPF online :( GAH. maybe next paycheck I'll enough extra to get one. two weeks away MAYBE WHO KNOWS!




Posted by Arcadios

I've been spending most of my money on Wii stuff like Points, controllers and games when I should have really been saving for my new comp that I've been talking about for like a month. :(

I suck at holding money.....ISSUE THAT WILL CONTINUE TO HAUNT ME TILL MY DEATH




Posted by Pit


Quoting Ant: 150 and a ddr set up. even my mother thinks I need to lose weight.



YEAH YOU DO FATSO



Posted by Ant


Quoting Arcadios: Wii stuff like Points


so much wasted money



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I bought Lylat Wars and Paper Mario. I'd become an hero if I ever went ahead and bought NES and SNES stuff.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: though I really want to play SSFPF online


Wait, what's that?



Posted by Ant

Super Street Fighter Puzzle Fighter.

not a shootan, so you wouldn't know.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh, ok. That explains it.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

HD Remix is out in March, too!




Posted by Ant

eh, I don't really care about that. It's based off SF2, I mean...couldn't they just let that **** game die?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

no




Posted by Ant

WELL IF YOU SAY SO THEN




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

You're not getting an xbox.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

wow what a *****




Posted by Ant

is that a demand? or a sad truth?

Still, I'll get one soon.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Get one before me.


Quoting The X: wow what a *****


You can't just be realising this now.



Posted by Ant

actually, after thinking about it. I probably won't get one soon :( I have to save up for a car, AND pay my father back for previous insurance. and if he found out I bought a bawkz...yeah :( so getting it as a christmas present was my only hope.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

huh I thought you had a car.

Just take out a loan. Then you can have both!




Posted by Ant

it died out on me. I've been driving around in my father's car.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

See? Ant's not getting a bawks.




Posted by cool gamer dad

dude just put it on your credit card.




Posted by cool gamer dad

or not idk




Posted by Ant

it's funny cause I could, but like I said before etc.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

... I wanted to bawks it up with ant-kun. :(




Posted by Ant

probably for the best. you'd probably have a heartattack after being astounding by my amazing shootan skillz.




Posted by cool gamer dad

hahaha, oh my.




Posted by cool gamer dad

So I was in San Francisco yesterday, doing a ****ty family thing and then going to see The Nutcracker. So anyway my dad went to the liquor store to buy a ton of crown that he said he was gonna go give to a homeless guy. Well he changed his mind when we went into Jack in the Box where he dumped his medium soda out and poured the whole flask of crown almost to the top.

he downs it in like, a minute, and then starts talking to me about "life lessons" REALLY ****ing loud and everyone is looking over and staring. So I was all "hey uh, let's go walk around or something". It was only my dad and i at this point, because my mom would be ****ed if she found out how much he had.

So we did! Aaaaaand we (he) decided to stop by the art gallery. He's totally ****faced at this point, and he's sorta stumbling around looking at all of the artwork when he starts talking to this one chick that's WAY into art and really talkative. So my dad's giving his interpretation of the painting and the girl's just sorta standing there going "yeah! uh huh!". He comes to the point where he says "oh yeah my son's an artist talk to him!"

but yeah, i managed to get away. but we still talked about painters that were meticulous in the construction of their paintings and those who literally threw paint on. I noticed how usually people who are extremely detail oriented in their paintings (or precise), tend to have a very clear idea of what they're gonna make before they start, and are therefore more prone to mistakes because they already know exactly how they want it. The other guys have a general idea of what they want to make, but don't necessarily have all the details worked out, so resultantly they make fewer mistakes because they'll work with pretty much anything they put on.

idk where I'm going with this. Just thought it was funny hearing my dad giving some really "wtf" interpretations!




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

cats needs a blog




Posted by cool gamer dad

today i sat on the computer

then i played some video games

i went outside for a little but it was boring so i went back on the computer




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I wrapped presents and ****




Posted by cool gamer dad

oh.


well actually today I was feeling sorta depressed until I found out we had Corn Pops in the pantry.




Posted by Ant

I'm going to my grandmother's for a chirstmas linner.




Posted by cool gamer dad

**** yeah

yeah. I was going to my grandparent's house, but my mom is sick.


Awesome.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I'm going to my aunt's house. Last year we went, and I got crunked on white wine. ****, so embarrassing. I'll never drink again.




Posted by cool gamer dad

lol

what'd you say?




Posted by Borealis

Did you make out with your cousins?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

If only!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: today i sat on the computer

then i played some video games

i went outside for a little but it was boring so i went back on the computer


Oh man, me too! HIGH FIVE



Posted by cool gamer dad

WOO HIGH FIVE




Posted by Slade


Quoting cats: So I was in San Francisco yesterday,

...I was there the day before that. But we were around the Presidio and Square Park areas.



Posted by cool gamer dad

OH MAN. Slade and cats hanging out in San Francisco? What were you doing in Berkeley?!




Posted by Slade

idk, eating and hanging out. YOU SHOULDA BEEN THERE IT WAS AWESOME


Did you see in the daytime posting only thread where I requested your phone number? maybe next time, buddy




Posted by cool gamer dad

ugh. wow ****. I hate myself.




Posted by Slade

eh, don't feel bad. I pretty much thought there was no chance we could hang out. I wonder if you were around SF one of the days I was there...




Posted by cool gamer dad

probably not. I was only there for a day! :[


maybe some other time. :cool:




Posted by Ant

well, I'm done with this thread




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Ahh well. You had a good run as an xbot, buddy.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

and thus


Quoted post: saw it coming cause it's never going to happen


my first page prediction finally comes true



Posted by cool gamer dad

noooooooo


aaaanannnntttthhhooooonnnnyyyyy




Posted by Slade

title should be changed to X BOUGHT AN ANTBOX




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

OKAY




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

mod abuse

demod vamp




Posted by Sapphire Rose


Quoting Ant: I'm going to my grandmother's as a chirstmas lover.


What I read that as at first.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

oh man, I almost thought Bobby did that.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

no, no I did not

no




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Don't you lie to me.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

I'd never lie to you




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

:-*




Posted by Ant

kill me




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

It's on my to do list.




Posted by cool gamer dad

ji-ji-ji-ji-ji-ji-jigglypuff!




Posted by Slade

jiiiiigglyy puuff jiglyyyyy~ puffff




Posted by Zeta

Earplugs.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

me-me-me-me-me-me-meeeeeeoooooooooooooooowwwwwwww




Posted by cool gamer dad

ya wnt 2 grandma




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I wish I were drunk.




Posted by cool gamer dad

FINALLY we find common ground. MAN.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

wait, it was uncommon before?

meow




Posted by cool gamer dad

idk dude. I've been sober for two days and it sucks.




Posted by cool gamer dad

meow




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

h8 being sober

goodnight!




Posted by cool gamer dad

you have a good one




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

you as well




Posted by cool gamer dad

alright thanks I will




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

you'd better




Posted by cool gamer dad

oh yeah or what




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I'll...I'll think of something

k night for real!




Posted by cool gamer dad

you'll be back soon enough.


I can't think of anything else to post so good night. :3




Posted by Ant

please kill me




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

cats will with his broken xbox. Plus, he's closer.

good morning!




Posted by cool gamer dad

idk Ant. I'm thinking of letting you have this Xbox... you just need to buy a new drive for it and install it yourself. Which is like, $35 and 45 minutes of your time.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

ant? do something? preposterous.




Posted by cool gamer dad

yeeeeaaaahhh.


I just don't know for sure if the disk drive is the only problem. God knows how hard I hit it. Don't wanna send him an Xbox that isn't going to work even if you put a drive in it. That, or I can send it in and put the return address to his place maybe.




Posted by Ant

I'm not sure I could handle that. I'd feel as if we have some sort of weird blood bond.

and what, you hit it really hard? seems weird to imagine you in a fit of rage.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Wasn't I gonna send you my old broken box that had the same problem? think so




Posted by cool gamer dad


Quoting Ant: I'm not sure I could handle that. I'd feel as if we have some sort of weird blood bond.

and what, you hit it really hard? seems weird to imagine you in a fit of rage.

not out of anger. It's just things that I own have a tendency to start working again when I hit them really hard.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

the fonze




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Man, it would be so weird, owning something of that was another VGC user's. I'd probably crap my pants.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I have posters on my wall that derick gave me. Not that weird.

I also had someone from 4chan send me a book through the mail once that they didn't want anymore. That was weird, but not as much as I thought it'd be.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

didn't jack give rob an ipod once?

Bobby gave me stuff. ^_^




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I demand stuff! Cats, please.




Posted by cool gamer dad

oh jeez. Did you guys talk over MSN? Or were you like HERE'S MY ADDRESS LOL to everyone?


AT CJ




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting The X: I demand stuff! Cats, please.


brb gonna go look in the alley for the mangiest cat I come accross



Posted by cool gamer dad

nononono. What he meant was that he wanted me to send him something.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: oh jeez. Did you guys talk over MSN? Or were you like HERE'S MY ADDRESS LOL to everyone?


It was one of those literature threads and I was like "oh yeah, I wanted to read that" and a dude was like "just finished reading it, want it?" and I'm like "yeah" and he's all "all right, give me your address" and I did and I got it in the mail.

I'd be hesitant to give out my address normally but it's 4chan. Not like anyone there has the willpower to do anything. Couple weeks later BAM. Turned out to be brand new and the spine was barely cracked.