Can-Tapping




Posted by Ant

Alright, before you open a can of soda, do you tap it? I know a few people who do this, and for some reason it really annoys me. Wiping it off I can understand, but the tapping...WHAT THE HELL?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I do not. Why would you tap it?




Posted by Ant

I have no ****ing idea. I've seen a few friends and family do it though. MINDBOGGLING!




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Well, I don't. I wipe the little beads of water off of it if it's been in the fridge, though.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, I know what you're talking about. People do it so it doesn't fizz up and explode. Pretty sure it actually has no effect whatsoever, but it is annoying.




Posted by Slade


Quoting Ant: Alright, before you open a can of soda

You mean "pop," right?



Posted by Ant

no, only northwest fags call it pop.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I call it pop and I'm northeast.




Posted by Ant

sigh, I knew it would come to this:
[IMG]http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2953/nameforsoftdrinkskg7.gif[/IMG]




Posted by Ant

though I personally prefer to call it cola.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... ****ed up




Posted by Ant

the one I really don't get is the south calling it "coke". granted most are "coke" but for general usage I say soda. LOOKS LIKE I FOLLOW SUIT!




Posted by Kit

I call it by it's product name. (Coke, Lemonade, etc)




Posted by Ant

The real question here though is...DO YOU TAP THE CAN!?




Posted by Kit

no, if a can is fizzed up I drink the foam before it goes all over me.




Posted by WillisGreeny

All of Iowa calls it pop except Iowa County? I didn't notice that at all. I live in the county to the right of the only yellow county in Iowa.




Posted by Borealis

People live in Montana?




Posted by Linko_16

I say either "soda" or "cola."




Posted by ExoXile

[quote=Ant;779332]though I personally prefer to call it cola.
Me too, we're twinkies. ^__________^



As for the tap'n, no.
Only if it's beer, it hightens the feel of it.
Makes it cool.




Posted by WillisGreeny

whoops, I forgot to mention that I do not tap cans, and also haven't seen anyone tap cans either :horse:




Posted by Corrupt

I call it "soda" and can't remember a time where I didn't call it that. And while I never tap my cans, I have a habit of spraying water on the top and wiping it with a paper towel before I open it, even if it looks clean. I haven't ever seen anyone tap their can either, come to think of it.




Posted by Slade

I seen a few can tappers in my day.

*spits*

Won't catch me doin no can tappin, ya hear? Don't mind a lil dab and a wipe though.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I like cola cubes. Do you guys get those?




Posted by Ant

not quite sure what you mean...the ice cubes in the shape of a tube? can stick your finger through them sometimes? cause those, I like.




Posted by Omni


Quoting ExoXile: Me too, we're twinkies. ^__________^


You're gays? Good going, Exo.



Posted by ExoXile

Yeah, why not.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[quote=Ant;779466]not quite sure what you mean...the ice cubes in the shape of a tube? can stick your finger through them sometimes? cause those, I like.
[IMG]http://www.sweetswholesale.co.uk/acatalog/06636_500.jpg[/IMG]

If you guys don't have them... I'd totally have posted them. Best hard candies ever.




Posted by The Judge

Tapping the top of the can does not have any effect on the carbonation within and only morons do it.




Posted by ExoXile

Unless it's beer.
Because then it's cool.




Posted by WillisGreeny


Quoting The X: [IMG]http://www.sweetswholesale.co.uk/acatalog/06636_500.jpg[/IMG]

If you guys don't have them... I'd totally have posted them. Best hard candies ever.


Not in Iowa... I wANT them now :(



Posted by The Judge

So WillisGreeny's part of DA now?

Huh, cool.

Welcome aboard, comrade.




Posted by ExoXile

My statement still stands.




Posted by The Judge

Poooooooooooor ExoXile.




Posted by Ant


Quoting The Judge: So WillisGreeny's part of DA now?

Huh, cool.

Welcome aboard, comrade.


he posts here so he must be.



Posted by The Judge

That's all it takes!




Posted by Ant

IRIS IS A "MEMBER" THEN!?!? WOWWIE WOW!




Posted by The Judge

I meant on a regular basis.




Posted by ExoXile

Tap'n beer's cool. :(




Posted by Ant

I'm going to punch you in the face if we ever meet. Just because you think tapping beer is cool. Ah man, the thought alone gives me shivers.




Posted by The Judge

Pooooooor ExoXile




Posted by ExoXile

Haha, Ant, I'd give you a freebie. :)

Tap'n beer's awesome.
Period.




Posted by cool gamer dad

http://recipes.howstuffworks.com/question602.htm

How Stuff Works has spoken.




Posted by Slade


Quoting ExoXile: Tap'n beer's awesome.

gb2/you're-a-black-belt-and-are-into-sports thread



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

Tapping is for gays. You have to ****ing shake that ***** up before you open it. Remember to wipe it off first, though.




Posted by Ant

Lol




Posted by WillisGreeny


Quoting Angelwing: Tapping is for gays. You have to ****ing shake that ***** up before you open it. Remember to wipe it off first, though.


Yes, that's quite importANT. (notice I read the rules?... I'm such a good newb)



Posted by The Judge

There are two distinctive clicks in opening a can: There's a first click where you hear a hissing sound, but it doesn't actually open the lid, and then the one that cuts the thin metal and opens the can.

Having said that, if you open it slowly, allowing the first click to do its stuff, it gets rid of the carbonation anyways, unless you thoroughly shook it up first, in which case you'll get some that fills the inner ring of the top of the can, but otherwise doesn't really spray (bubbles at most).

Doing the Katzman One-Two Click Method, you're bound to have a clean, enjoyable time with your drink. Trust me, I drink a lot of soda. Some people even call me the Soda King.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Or, you know, just don't grab a can that's fallen on the floor or been shaken.

Also, did exo say twinkies? Does he even know what that means?




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting The Judge: Some people even call me the Soda King.


I lol'd 'cause down here in Linkoland, "soda" is often a euphemism for "blow job."

Don't ask why.




Posted by Ant


Quoting The Judge: Some people even call me the Soda King.


I just say that your addicted to caffeine. It's sickening.

and yes I know of this method. Though I only do it when I know it was shaken/fell on the ground.



Posted by ExoXile

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;779733]
Also, did exo say twinkies? Does he even know what that means?
It's a freakin' cake bar, why?

It's also used whe couples wear the same clothes.
Which is why I confused it with twin.

Why are you making such a big deal out of it, anyway?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Hahaha.




Posted by ExoXile

:(




Posted by Omni


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Also, did exo say twinkies? Does he even know what that means?


The worst part is how I told him in this same thread and he still doesn't get it.



Posted by ExoXile

That's what it means in your own little messed up fag-world.




Posted by Omni

I can hardly believe you'd say that about us after declaring yourself as a twinkie.




Posted by ExoXile

Well, believe it.




Posted by Ant

I wouldn't expect anything less from a can-tapper like yourself.




Posted by ExoXile

^___^




Posted by ExoXile

Omfgm, i'm so drunk right now, queen.
I've even got the courage to tell you that if I ever see you, I'll beat the shit out of you, gr'day. :O)

Provnably not, but you know, ay least it'




Posted by Shade


Quoting Ant: sigh, I knew it would come to this:
[IMG]http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2953/nameforsoftdrinkskg7.gif[/IMG]


I say soda, and yet I don't see a single bead of yellow in Michigan.

This map is FAULTY.



Posted by ExoXile

FUKKEN EH!
Qeen, i'm gonna beat you up!




Posted by Ant


Quoting Shade: I say soda, and yet I don't see a single bead of yellow in Michigan.

This map is FAULTY.


I thought you lived in New York.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: FUKKEN EH!
Qeen, i'm gonna beat you up!


You're banned from this blog for a week.



Posted by ExoXile

Really?




Posted by Shade

Doubtful.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No, seriously.




Posted by ExoXile

You guys are being way too serious.
But oh well!

See you in a week, maybe. :)




Posted by Shade

Now you've scared him off the internet. Good job Vamp.




Posted by mis0

I dunno. Ant's map seems pretty accurate. People do tend to call soda "coke" around these parts... I know I usually do.

Also, can tapping is retarded. If it's going to blow up, it's going to blow up. The end.




Posted by Omni


Quoting ExoXile: FUKKEN EH!
Qeen, i'm gonna beat you up!


What the ****? Not only did I not do anything, but I haven't even read this thread since the last time I posted.

EDIT: I can't stop laughing.



Posted by Shade

Should probably get that checked out, then.




Posted by cool gamer dad

sade, i'm gonna beat u up




Posted by Shade

...with your cock?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: sade, i'm gonna beat u up


That's it, you're a blog mod for a week.



Posted by Slade

I can't decide if I feel threatened or not.




Posted by Ant

u shud




Posted by Omni

Was he talking about Shade or Slade? Both of them replied.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

He was talking to both. **** them both up.




Posted by ExoXile

Am I unbanned yet?




Posted by Shade


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: He was talking to both. **** them both up.


Two against one? I'm pretty sure Slade and I can take him.



Posted by Ant


Quoting ExoXile: Am I unbanned yet?


you were banned?



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

apparently


and cats will **** you both up




Posted by Slade

I'd imagine instead of ****ing us up himself, he'd order a horde of cats to do it.

like willard


On that note, the way he's been quiet since he threatened us makes me uneasy. WATCH YOUR BACK, SHADE




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Slade: I'd imagine instead of ****ing us up himself, he'd order a horde of cats to do it.


Makes me think of The Cat Returns. You know, when there's that big parade through the streets when the King of Cats goes and visits her?



Posted by Ant

no, I'm pretty everyone else will say no.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

yeah, no




Posted by WillisGreeny

The king of cats?




Posted by NeXidala

Personally, tapping the can is the last thing on my mind.

Usually I just grab the can, open it, and take a swig before noticing I probably just slow down before it makes my throat burn anymore.

Seeing as I don't drink soda often, usually a treat when I do.


Oh and I live in South Florida, and mostly everyone just calls it by what it is. As in "Pass me the Sprite, please."




Posted by Linko_16

**** you guys, that movie was badass.




Posted by WillisGreeny

[youtube=XqRAA8TtjbA]XqRAA8TtjbA[/youtube]

idk, if you say so.




Posted by Shade

Now I want to watch the whole thing just to know what the **** is going on




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

looks like weeaboo alice in wonderland




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: looks like weeaboo alice in wonderland


Suddenly it makes sense why Linko loves it so.



Posted by Ant

haha what an idiot faggot




Posted by Slade

*retard faggot




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

haha what an retard faggot




Posted by ExoXile

It's Thursday, for me!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It's thursday for me too.




Posted by ExoXile

Good to be back, guys.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

wait, did vamp say this thursday? I think he meant next thursday.




Posted by ExoXile

No, he didn't.
Shut up, The X.




Posted by Ant

lol at the preemptive deletion of posts.

still, I grow tired of EVERY post of his getting deleted. moderation is key here. hence why moderators moderate. **** that was slick.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, he had his week of silence. No more. Unless it's really stupid.




Posted by Ant

oh, so billards was over tonight. he takes out one of my precious vanalia cokes, and starts tapping on it. I ****ing flip and tell him to ****ing quit it. after opening it, it kinda fizzed out a bit. but he didn't use the katzman method and listen to the clicks. ugh, I was so ashamed.

and then to top it off derick mocked me by grabbing the soda and drinking it really hardcore cause I insist of making fun of his caffeine addiction.

friends.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol

WHO NEEDS ENEMIES AMIRITE




Posted by The Judge

Greatest slogan ever




Posted by mis0

[QUOTE=Ant;783335]one of my precious vanalia cokes,
so you're the person who buys that ****.




Posted by ExoXile

We don't sell Vanilla coke anymore. :(

Ant, wtf, vanalia? :D




Posted by mis0

oh wow, I didn't even notice how badly he spelled that. it's probably all of the fat clogging his brain.




Posted by Ant

I must not be the only one buying it. Since they brought it back after that **** black cherry vanilla **** came out.

and oh no, spelt a word wrong. ****




Posted by NeXidala

I don't know, but all those "vanilla, black cherry, ice cream" flavored sodas taste pretty bad.




Posted by Ant

you are a fool who does not know how to play the game.




Posted by NeXidala

But, like come on, ICE CREAM COKE?!


wtf srsly.




Posted by WillisGreeny

Pass me that krispy cream malt, thanks.




Posted by NeXidala

I'm sure everyone's seen that one commercial where it's the coke and like they are scooping it out and its ice creamed filled?



wtf =[




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

You guys have pretty cool sodas. Over here we just have all the regular stuff plus Coke with Lime, Coke with Lemon, Coke with Orange, DietCoke with Lime, DietCoke with Lemon, aaaand DietCoke with Orange.




Posted by Kit

and Cherry Coke, Coke Zero, Coke with Vitamins, Coke with Antioxidants.




Posted by Arcadios

I like Soda floats, I only had one in my life but it was highly enjoyable.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Vanilla coke is actually pretty good. Only reason I tried it was cause I assumed it tasted like cream soda, but it doesn't. Still all right though.




Posted by Shade


Quoting NeXidala: I don't know, but all those "vanilla, black cherry, ice cream" flavored sodas taste pretty bad.


Why do you insist on sucking so much?



Posted by The Judge

Perhaps the same could be asked of all religions.




Posted by Ant

yes.




Posted by The Judge

What ever happened to DNL? That stuff rocked in an extreme manner.




Posted by The Judge

What ever happened to DNL? That stuff rocked in an extreme manner.




Posted by The Judge

Oh haha, didn't even get the initial pun. "I'd tap that can."

lol. Means put your willy in that [COLOR="Red"](preferred gender)[/COLOR]'s poop hole.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting WillisGreeny: [youtube=XqRAA8TtjbA]XqRAA8TtjbA[/youtube]

idk, if you say so.


I was about to chastise you for picking a stupid scene, but I just did a search for it myself and found out that most of what YouTube has on it is just gay music videos.

Anyway, it's the first Studio Ghibli film not animated by Miyazaki and it's good. No, you don't have to watch it in Japanese, the dub is fine. Look it up on Netflix sometime.




Posted by Ant

some DNL sounds really good right now actually.




Posted by Shade

DNL? **** that was a good drink.




Posted by WillisGreeny


Quoting Linko_16: No, you don't have to watch it in Japanese



Not to sound like a Weeaboo, but that won't be a problem :D



Posted by maian

I tap my cans :cookie:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

just another reason you should kill youself




Posted by NeXidala

Lol, during Thanksgiving break I was at my friend's house hanging around with some other people. Some guy started tapping his can. Opened it and **** started fizzing all over his shirt. I lol'd pretty loud.



Serves him right.




Posted by Ant

now let me ask you this, did you think of this thread and vgc because he tapped his can right afterwards?!




Posted by NeXidala

As he started tapping his can, yeah this thread popped in my head.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

VGC pops into my head every so often... Usually when I'm playing xbawks.




Posted by NeXidala

When certain topics discussed on here occur, usually I'll think back to VGC.




Posted by WillisGreeny

My girlfriend dumped me for the second time 20 minutes ago on the phone. I hate her very much since it included the "let's just be friends" **** right after telling me "I don't want to cheat on you".




Posted by NeXidala


Quoting WillisGreeny: My girlfriend dumped me for the second time 20 minutes ago on the phone. I hate her very much since it included the "let's just be friends" **** right after telling me "I don't want to cheat on you".


=/ That sucks.

[spoiler]unless you are just messing around[/spoiler]



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No one cares, faggot.

Anywho, occasionally someone will come into my work asking about whatever and I'll be like "whoa, that kid is exactly like ant/zeta/judge." Good thing I don't have to interact with them otherwise I'd be tempted to say something.




Posted by WillisGreeny


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: No one cares, faggot.




This is why I like Vamp, he slams sense in people with little effort.



Posted by ExoXile

[quote=WillisGreeny;786496]This is why I like Vamp, he slams sense in people with little effort.
Don't say that, I'm sure it takes a little effort.
Right, Vamp?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Back on topic, I decided to test the can-tapping theory last night. Bought a can of coke on the way home, shook it up - not vigorously, but enough that it would guarantee something of an explosion - then tried tapping it. I thought I could hear the air inside the can escaping, so I was all like 'lol lets try and see'...

It fizzed a little. PARTIAL SUCCESS?




Posted by Linko_16

It's weird how sometimes you visualize the person or character in a person's avatar saying their entire post. What avatar you have can have a huge impact on how others take your posts.




Posted by WillisGreeny


Quoting Linko_16: It's weird how sometimes you visualize the person or character in a person's avatar saying their entire post. What avatar you have can have a huge impact on how others take your posts.


Frog whining about being dumped fits pretty well.



Posted by Ant


Quoting The X: Back on topic, I decided to test the can-tapping theory last night. Bought a can of coke on the way home, shook it up - not vigorously, but enough that it would guarantee something of an explosion - then tried tapping it. I thought I could hear the air inside the can escaping, so I was all like 'lol lets try and see'...

It fizzed a little. PARTIAL SUCCESS?


psh, I've dropped cans on the ground and had them roll for awhile and then opened them shortly after to have nothing happen.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You can't just do it once. If the Mythbusters have taught me anything you need a control, one you tap, and one you insert thirteen pounds of explosives into.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Observation
Hypothesis
Experimentation
Verification
Formulation of law

SCIENTIFIC METHOD ****ING RULES

Let's apply it to can tapping.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

whoa... it's like being back in grade nine science.




Posted by Slade

Dude, my 9th grade science teacher was badass. It seemed like every day she'd show up with a new injury, and be like "oh yeah, I got hit by a car while I was biking home last night. ALRIGHT GUYS LET'S DO SOME SCIENCE!"

IF, THEN, BECAUSE




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Not mine. Mrs. Drago, notorious *****. Towards the end of the year in tenth grade she snapped. She jumped on a desk and just flipped out on everyone. Pretty freaky.




Posted by Ant

Teacher meltdowns are great. We made our 11th grade US History teacher cry. good times.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

We all had to write letters of apology to a substitute teacher after we made her cry. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

"do everyone a favour and kill yourself. we'll all be happier with you out of our lives

thanks"




Posted by Linko_16

My ninth grade science teacher was pretty cool. His name was Mr. Lamb and since it was the normal science class instead of honors, it was full of total retards.

I remember near the end of the year, we were doing rocket ship projects, so we watched the movie October Sky. At the end of that movie, they name their last rocket the Miss Riley, the name of their teacher, so we named our rocket the Mr. Lamb.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW




Posted by Ant

did it bring him to his untimely death?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

We spent quite a few weeks on a rocket project in class, round about what you guys would call eighth grade. There was some serious hype building up about us going out to launch it, and the whole school came into the playground to see it go off. The teacher lit the fuse to launch it, but when it reached the rocket, nothing happened. We were all like 'LIGHT IT AGAIN MISS LIGHT IT AGAIN'. Then she simply said 'it's too dangerous', and the whole launch was aborted because our teacher was too scared that it would blow up in her face. ***** SPOILED IT FOR 400 KIDS JEE WIZZ




Posted by Ant

DID YOU MAKE HER PAY!?!




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

no :(




Posted by mis0


Quoting The X: We spent quite a few weeks on a rocket project in class, round about what you guys would call eighth grade. There was some serious hype building up about us going out to launch it, and the whole school came into the playground to see it go off. The teacher lit the fuse to launch it, but when it reached the rocket, nothing happened. We were all like 'LIGHT IT AGAIN MISS LIGHT IT AGAIN'. Then she simply said 'it's too dangerous', and the whole launch was aborted because our teacher was too scared that it would blow up in her face. ***** SPOILED IT FOR 400 KIDS JEE WIZZ

You britons with your "health" and "safety".