I have a theory




Posted by Borealis

That TimeSkipz does not exist.




Posted by TimeSkipz

Fail




Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Borealis: That TimeSkipz does not exist.


I lol'd quite hard at the title cuz I already knew what this thread was gonna be about. When I read the first post I bol'd.



Posted by xuclo

[IMG]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y190/opiaterein/theory.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Borealis


Quoting xuclo: [IMG]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y190/opiaterein/theory.jpg[/IMG]


:mad:

I'm pretty sure he's just a bunch of compiled helium and radon. He can't possibly exist.



Posted by xuclo

Don't forget the oxygen and carbon, fool.




Posted by MottaTheHutt

He's annoying, therefore he exists. Pwn'd.




Posted by xuclo


Quoting MottaTheHutt: He's annoying, therefore he exists. Pwn'd.


Some argue that Gоd doesn't exist, but many still manage to find him/her/it annoying.



Posted by MottaTheHutt

How can you find something that doesn't exist annoying? That's just stupid.




Posted by Roger Smith

Uh...TimeSkipz is an actual annoying person, god is a made up character in a book called Life.




Posted by xuclo


Quoting MottaTheHutt: How can you find something that doesn't exist annoying? That's just stupid.


Yeah, their flawed logic baffles me.



Posted by PROF CHAOS

religion is annoying

except for maybe Buddhism




Posted by Borealis

Whether he exists or doesn't exist, I choose to not acknowledge his existence, therefore he does not exist in my frame of mind, so he cannot annoy me, since there's no source of annoyance.

I urge you all to do it too!




Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Borealis: Whether he exists or doesn't exist, I choose to not acknowledge his existence, therefore he does not exist in my frame of mind, so he cannot annoy me, since there's no source of annoyance.

I urge you all to do it too!


But you just made a thread acknowledging his existence.



Posted by Borealis


Quoting Roger Smith: But you just made a thread acknowledging his existence.


Whose existence?



Posted by MottaTheHutt

Careful, or God will be jockin' on yo ***** ***.




Posted by Borealis

He should.




Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Borealis: Whose existence?


lol wait wut what're we talking about?



Posted by Borealis

I don't know, probably something that doesn't exist.




Posted by Trigger

This thread doesn't exist...




Posted by xuclo


Quoting PROF CHAOS: religion is annoying

except for maybe Buddhism


Quite technically, Buddhism isn't a religion, it's a philosophy.



Posted by TimeSkipz

It is a religion, look it up they have g0ds.




Posted by Borealis

A philosophy, eh? That's definitely the only input here, because that's all there is to listen to. Posts that exist.




Posted by xuclo


Quoting TimeSkipz: It is a religion, look it up they have g0ds.


This is easily the most under-informed post you've ever made ****ing EVER.



Posted by CrystalPain


Quoting TimeSkipz: It is a religion, look it up they have g0ds.


Budda isn't their G0D but there leader
Right?



Posted by xuclo

Yes. In Buddhism there is no Gоd. There is no nothing. Everything = illusory.




Posted by PROF CHAOS

http://fwbo.org/buddhism.html

[quote]Because Buddhism does not include the idea of worshipping a creator ***, some people do not see it as a religion in the normal, Western sense.

On another forum, I got a debate started on religion versus philosophy. That would be a good one for the war board.




Posted by xuclo

Wherever I see the definition of religion it always includes something about revering a gоd of some kind, usually the kind that created the world. Another part of religion is that something happens with your soul after you die, but in Buddhism... there's nothing. So, I've always considered it a philosophy, and will probably consider it such forever, unless they change the definition of religion or something.