Who in DA is considered a pimp?

Posted by Arcadios

I nominate Vamp and lolin.

Posted by Ant

not me.

Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Arcadios;773836]I nominate Vamp and lolin.

I second these nominations

Posted by Omni

Definitely not me.

Posted by Slade

lolin is da pimpest pimp

Posted by The Judge

I am. WHERE'S YOUR CANE PIMP NOTHING

Posted by Linko_16

I own a pimp cane and a pimp hat (Red Mage, close enough).

Posted by Arcadios

Get your *** on that wagon, Linko.

Posted by Linko_16

When my balls stop hurting.

Son of a *****... I think I need to go lay down for a while.

Posted by Arcadios

Wut happened?
Something at school or somethang?

Posted by Linko_16

No. I just fapped really long/hard.

Posted by Arcadios

I'm guessing your dick is the size and color of your avy's nose.

Posted by Arcadios

ah **** I said size

Posted by Omni

lol

Posted by Linko_16

**** naked monkeys.

EDIT - Oh, now I see what you and lolin meant by "doing a combo." I did a double-take for a sec there.

Posted by Arcadios

You need fan art avatar. :(

Posted by Linko_16

I like this one.

Find a better one and maybe I'll take it.

EDIT - and maybe a screenshot for my sig. Find one of those, and the sig pic will become the avatar. Too bad he doesn't ever point up like that.

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

doesn't derick have a cane? he also looks like he could be on some sort of hardened drug. I could also imagine him beating around a few females to assert his dominance due to his lack of physical size. Yeah, he's a pimp.

Posted by The Judge

I have 3 canes actually, one of which is made of onyx and steel.

Posted by Ant

I got to hold it once.

Posted by The Judge

Bet you liked it.

Posted by Ant

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it was alright I guess.

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: I got to hold it once.


man, I laughed pretty hard at this.

I think in my mind I make Ant funnier than he really is or means to be. idk.
Posted by Linko_16

Yeah, but Derrick would make all his hoes dress in gas masks and he'd sew their mouths shut and ****. Who wants that?

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

there's a market. still a pimp either way.

Posted by Ant

Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: I think in my mind I make Ant funnier than he really is or means to be. idk.


probably both. but it was meANT to be funny. SO THERE YOU GO!
Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

vamp has those sexy gauntlets. bet they'd ****ing rock for beating hoes around.

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Pimps don't wear gauntlets though.

Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

medieval ones might have

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

If only...

Posted by Arcadios

**** why didn't I mention Corrupt?

Posted by Corrupt

Maybe because I'd hardly be considered a "pimp"?

Posted by ExoXile

Pimpin'?

Posted by Omni

Quoting ExoXile: Pimpin'?


Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what this thread is about. I'm glad you're so on top of things.
Posted by ExoXile

I will not take any compliments from a girl, from other than my own.

Oh wai-

Posted by ExoXile

I will still not take any compliments from a girl, other than my own!

OH WAI-


Again.

Posted by ExoXile

I will still not take any compliments from a girl, other than my own!

OH WAI-


Agai-- You know what, just screw it.

Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

poor exoxile

omni is now banned from repping in DA

Posted by Omni

I didn't rep any of those posts.

Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

now everyone is banned from DA

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

everyone sans mods are banned

Posted by Linko_16

Do I count as a mod?

Posted by The Judge

no

Posted by Ant

Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: everyone sans mods are banned


I've seen "sans" be used twice today. Two times too many.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I've found myself using it more recently. idk why

sans sans

Posted by Linko_16

Quoting Ant: I've seen "sans" be used twice today. Two times too many.


Fine. From now on, this is a universe sans sans.
Posted by Ant

woosh

Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[FONT=Comic Sans MS]comic sans?[/FONT]