horrible songs thread




Posted by junior senior

we built this city
etc... add yours




Posted by Xero

MARIAHIIIII
MARIAHOOOOOO
MARIA HAHA

LAZER BRAY LA NUMANUMANEI
NUMANUMANEI
NAMANUMANUMANEI
LAZER BRAY LA DRAGONSTEA DIN TEI




Posted by Xero

EVEN THOUGHT THE ***'S ARE CRAZY
EVEN THOUGHT THE STARS ARE BLIND
IF YOU SHOW ME REAL LOVE BABY
I'LL SHOW YOU MIIIIINE




Posted by Xero

I posted that O-Zone song and one of Paris's hilton song

And I could post many more.




Posted by mis0

Smells like Teen Spirit




Posted by mis0

Oh, am I supposed to type how it goes?

W/ DA LIGHTZ OOOOOOOOOOOWT
SLESSSSSSSSSSSSS DANGRESSSSSSSSS
I FEEEEEEEEL STOOOOOOOOPID
AND CONTTTTTTTTAGUUUUUUUS

AMMMMMEAHALLNAAAAAAAAAAAH
AREEEEEEEEEEAAAHLAAANA
AMOSLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAIA
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!




Posted by Xero

WTF?

Here's another one:

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall
he's what we call a dinosaur sensation

Barney's friends are big and small
they come from lots of places
after school they meet to play
and sing with happy faces

Barney shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend
ABC's, and 123's
And how to be a friend

Barney comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him
Barney can be your friend too
If you just make-believe him!




Posted by Xero

And this copy/paste, of course ;)




Posted by mis0

That's how the chorus goes. Seriously, listen to the song, it's by Nirvana.

Alanis Morissette's Ironic was pretty awful. I don't even want to post the lyrics.




Posted by junior senior

amy winehouse lol rehab

ummm anything by HINDER




Posted by Xero

LIPS ON AN ANGEL
SCREAMING MY NAME
AND IT SOUNDS SO SWEEEEEEEEEET.

>_<




Posted by junior senior

TWISTED SISTER
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
AND WE'RE ALSO ON A BIRTH CONTROL COMMERCIAL CALLED YAZ LOL




Posted by xuclo


Quoting Sucre: MARIAHIIIII
MARIAHOOOOOO
MARIA HAHA

LAZER BRAY LA NUMANUMANEI
NUMANUMANEI
NAMANUMANUMANEI
LAZER BRAY LA DRAGONSTEA DIN TEI


lol i hate you



Posted by Arcadios

post




Posted by xuclo

pots




Posted by Linko_16

HEY
HEY
YOU
YOU
I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND




Posted by junior senior

A BAY BAY
TURN IT UP A BAY BAY




Posted by Arcadios

SOULJA BOY CRANK THAT




Posted by CrystalPain

Starship Cobra - Bring it

kiiiiiiissssssssss me goodbye
I could see the venom in his eyeeeeeeeee

it gets worst after that




Posted by Xero


Quoting xuclo: lol i hate you


It's ok. I know you'll cry for a hug tonight anyways. ;)


Quoting Linko_16: HEY
HEY
YOU
YOU
I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND



Omg that song was terrible :(


Quoting Arcadios: SOULJA BOY CRANK THAT


NOW I SAY YOUUUUUUUUUUU
CRANK THAT SOUL
NOW I SAY YOUUUUUUUUUU

Omni and I were listening to remix of that song the other day. Boy was it bad.


Quoting CrystalPain: Starship Cobra - Bring it

kiiiiiiissssssssss me goodbye
I could see the venom in his eyeeeeeeeee

it gets worst after that



OH I'M READY FOR IT
C'MON BRING IT


Now here's mine:

When I was
A young boy
My father took me into the city
to see a marching band

he said son when
you grew up
would you be the savoir of the broken

and that's all I can remember. Chemical Romance btw.



Posted by xuclo


Quoting Sucre: It's ok. I know you'll cry for a hug tonight anyways. ;)


Yeah, I'll just cry and masturbate, alone, like always.











:(



Posted by CrystalPain


Quoting Sucre:

OH I'M READY FOR IT
C'MON BRING IT

.



It's time to fly,
to make the skies align
with the serpentine
lounging in their suits and ties.
Watch the horse parade
for the price of fame, hey.

Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it.



Posted by xuclo

Serpentine is one of my favorite words.

The rest of the words in that were boring, though.




Posted by mis0

NOW LISTEN UP
HERES A SONG ABOUT A BLUE LITTLE GUY
IN A BLUE WORLD
WITH A BLUE CORVETTE
AND EVERYTHING IS BLUE FOR HIM
AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT EVERYTHING IS JUST
BLUE

IM BLUE DABADEE DABADIE DABADEEEEEEEEEE DABADIIIIIIIIIE
DABADEE DABADIE DABADEEEEEEEEEE DABADIIIIIIIIIE
DABADEE DABADIE DABADEEEEEEEEEE DABADIIIIIIIIIE
DABADEE DABADIE




Posted by Omni

I'M A BARBIE GIRL
IN A BARBIE WORLD
LIFE IN PLASTIC
IT'S FANTASTIC

YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR
UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE
IMAGINATION
LIFE IS YOUR CREATION

I hate whoever liked this song enough for it to become popular!




Posted by xuclo

lmao nice choices




Posted by junior senior

TAKE A LOOK AT MY GIRLFRIEND

LOL **** GYMCLASS HEROES




Posted by xuclo

i hate that song. :)




Posted by junior senior

hey there delilah




Posted by xuclo

i hate that one, too.


why does JS have to have me ignored, we have so much in common.




Posted by Xero

HOW COME EVERYTIME YOU OME AROUND MY LONDON LONDON BRIDGE
WANNA GO DOWN LIKE LONDON LONDON LONDON (??? not sure that's the right word there)




Posted by junior senior

IF I COULD ESCAPE
AND RE-CREATE A PLACE AS MY OWN WORLD
AND I COULD BE YOUR FAVORITE GIRL
FOREVER, PERFECTLY TOGETHER
TELL ME BOY, NOW WOULDNT THAT BE SWEET?
WHOOOOOOOOWOE WEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOO
WHOOOOOOOOOHOEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEHWOOOOOOOOOO

LOL GWEN




Posted by xuclo

YOU ARE THE PERFECT DRUG THE PERFECT DRUG THE PERFECT DRUG



Add some more words to your ****ing chorus, faggot.




Posted by junior senior

OH YEAH BTW ALY & AJ




Posted by Ridley_04


Quoting mis0: Smells like Teen Spirit


=O. Blasphemy


HEY, HEY, YOU, YOU
I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
NO WAY, NO WAY, I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE
HEY, HEY , YOU, YOU, I CAN BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.



Posted by xuclo


Quoting Ridley_04: =O. Blasphemy


Yeah, I like that one, but the Tori Amos cover is better.



Posted by Ridley_04

No. No cover can match Nirvana. It just can't. No.


Clifford The Big Red Dog Song.




Posted by Xero


Quoting Ridley_04: HEY, HEY, YOU, YOU
I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
NO WAY, NO WAY, I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE
HEY, HEY , YOU, YOU, I CAN BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.


Already posted.

I JUST WANNA LIIIIIIIIIIVE

that's the only phrase I can remember from that song. But I think it's enough.



Posted by Ridley_04

My bad. I checked and didn't see it. I suppose I didn't check very well.

50 Cent. Period.




Posted by TimeSkipz

[quote=JUNIOR SENIOR;773905]TAKE A LOOK AT MY GIRLFRIEND

Oh, don't be dissing Super Tramp now. Same goes for Crank That :)
Ok, We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fightin' till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the world




Posted by Ridley_04

AND YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY




Posted by mis0

Edit: @ rrddrdrdrdfralalgl: No. You didn't. You just had to open that ****ing can of ******* worms, didn't you? Idiot.




Posted by TimeSkipz

[quote=Ridley_04;774261]AND YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY

*Ahem* it goes a little like this: yoouuuuuu!!!

soulja boy tell em




Posted by Ridley_04

Soulja boy can try to tell them, but they won't understand a word.




Posted by TimeSkipz

Thats not in the song.....




Posted by Ridley_04

No, but its fact.




Posted by TimeSkipz

Rise against sux. I hate them :(.




Posted by Ridley_04

Thats your personal opinion, but I love them.




Posted by TimeSkipz

Yeah me also, go Rise Against




Posted by xuclo


Quoting Ridley_04: No. No cover can match Nirvana. It just can't. No.


Actually yes. Tori cover > Nirvana original



Posted by Xero

IF I COULD ESCAPE
AND RECREATE THE THINGS OF MY OWN WORLD
OWN WORLD
THEN I COULS BE YOUR FAVOURITE GIRL
HOWEVER WE COULD MAKE IT BETTER
TELL ME BOY NOW WOULDN'T THAT BE SWEET?




Posted by junior senior

geraldo- rico suave
****ing sucks :(




Posted by Xero

Feliz navidad
Feliz navidad
Feliz navidad
Prospero Something y felicidad

Yeah that song annoys me beyond any other song.




Posted by mis0

"Santa Baby" is a thousand times worse.




Posted by fates warning

MA LIP GLOSS IS POPPIN

MA LIP GLOSS IS COO'




Posted by xuclo

Please tell me that's not a real song. :(




Posted by Xero


Quoting mis0: "Santa Baby" is a thousand times worse.


From Holy Cole? That song amused me quite honestly.

GIMME GIMME MOAR
GIMME GIMME MOAR

Sang by Britney.



Posted by junior senior

I SAW THE SIGN
AND IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIIIGN

LOL @ ACE OF BASE




Posted by Corrupt


Quoting JUNIOR SENIOR: I SAW THE SIGN
AND IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIIIGN

LOL @ ACE OF BASE


I love that song. :o



Posted by junior senior

we live in 2007 hun




Posted by Corrupt

Ah yes, but I'm a firm believer in nostalgia.




Posted by mis0

AAAAAAAAAAAND
I WAAAAAAAAANT SOOOOOMETHING ELSE
TO GET M THROUGHT THIS!!!!
SEMi-CHARMED KINDA LIFE
BABY, YEAH
I WANT SOOOOOOOOMETHING ELSE
NOT LISTENING WHEN YOU SAAAAAAAAY
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE

That guy couldn't hit the highnote in the "goodbye" very well, and it always sounded pretty screechy to me.




Posted by Xero

GIVE IT TO ME BABY
HA-HAAA HA-HAA
GIVE IT TO ME BABY
HA-HAA HA-HAA
UNO DOS TRES QUATRO CINCO CINCO SEIS

Song isn't that bad, but most people tell me it's annoying.




Posted by xuclo

Lol I think it's ok, but I couldn't listen to it a lot. That part you quoted would just **** me off too much.




Posted by Xero

HER LOVE HAS TAKEN THE FRONT
OH YEAH
SHE SAID GOOD BYE
TOO MANY TIMES BEFORE




Posted by xuclo

I think it's "this love has taken its toll" isn't it?




Posted by Xero

Idk.




Posted by Omni


Quoting Ridley_04: No. No cover can match Nirvana. It just can't. No.


Nirvana sucks



Posted by junior senior

lol im surprised this one hasn't been said yet:

[SIZE="6"]CRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWLING INNNN MYYYYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN
THEESSSSSEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUNDS THEY WWIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOT HEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL![/SIZE]




Posted by fates warning

yeah i was waiting for that one




Posted by TimeSkipz

[quote=JUNIOR SENIOR;775181]lol im surprised this one hasn't been said yet:

[SIZE=6]CRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWLING INNNN MYYYYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN
THEESSSSSEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUNDS THEY WWIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOT HEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL![/SIZE]

[Fear is how I fall]
[Confusing what is real]
Linkin Park for the most part is good :cool:.




Posted by junior senior

ha, that's a joke




Posted by Omni


Quoting Rddflag: Linkin Park for the most part is good :cool:.


NO NO NO NO NO



Posted by Xero

I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

I HAD TO FALL
TO LOSE IT ALL
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MAAAAATTEEEEEERRRR




Posted by CrystalPain


Quoting Sucre: I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

I HAD TO FALL
TO LOSE IT ALL
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MAAAAATTEEEEEERRRR



Actually i liked that song :(



Posted by Xero

I never did.




Posted by junior senior

HOOBASTANK