lol posting from work. the two other chicks are talking about black people and ****. expect more posts from me here.
does it count if you're technically working from home? Like, let's say I'm popping in a hard drive right now and getting paid for it, am I at work and can I post here?
cause I will either way
Does masturbation count as working?
i'm fukken moderating. **** this is exhausting
There are no computers at my work.
what do you do again? pizza delivery?
I suppose if I snuck around enough I could hop on a computer for a brief moment and post a single word or something.
not much different than you posting at home.
lol
[spoiler]case in point[/spoiler]
[quote=Ant;771822]what do you do again? pizza delivery?
That was my old job. :cool:
Work posting zomg I'm doing it am I cool yet guys?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
actually, coming here while at work proves how uncool i am lol
you work at disney world. it's not vgc.
There are about 150 computers where I work and 5-10 of them are only used by supervisors and those are the ones who have the internet on them. Employees have no access to them. We have to use really cheap computers that were built in the late 80s. They can only manage the program made for it.
So yeah...no posting from work for me :(
he means it's not vgc that's proving how uncool you are. dummy
haha
lol
I only work during the summers, so I can't post in this thread until--
oh... yeah. Oops.
we knew that was your point
Jesus Christ
The Good Lord.
Our Saviour
AMEN.
technically im working 24/7. loophole get.
YOU WORK IN YOUR SLEEP?
HYPNO-SOLDIERS.
They can enslave the body, BUT NEVER THE MIND (ESPECIALLY ONE RESTING SAFELY BEHIND THE LEVEE TO THEIR HYPNOTIC FLOOD OF BRAINWASHING FLUIDS THAT IS THE FIVEHEAD)
los dreams men in uniform
[quote=Queen]Your sig pic looks like Link is about to grab his crotch.
I always knew Link was a little faggot. Constantly surrounded by hot chicks, but he never made a move? It was obvious.
MY VERY EXISTANCE IS A DETERRANT TO THOSE WHO WOULD DO US HARM
**** YEAH
I fukken hate the trackball mouse on this computer. And how hard it is to type on this keyboard. Woe is me, the front lobby slave.
Go buy your own mouse. A decent laser mouse is around ten bucks now.
I'm not going to buy a mouse for the hotel. And the one on this computer is a normal laser one. And the keyboard is much nicer. I'll do my posting from here.
ant, why the **** are you always in hotels?
he's a prostitute.
that was my initial deduction, but he's too good for that.
maybe it's the secret rendezvous of ant's and derick's?
He works at a Holiday Inn. Hence the being at hotels.
no, I just like being in them in general.
ant doesn't work wtf
job get
oh yeah, I forgot Ant works at Holiday Inn. Probably my favourite chain of hotels, what with their kettles and all.
Tell me more about these "kettles"
[IMG]http://www.perlgurl.org/archives/blogpics/AfricaFieldNotes/WebZebra02.jpg[/IMG]
they look something like this
There's a joke that involves that. And I know I said it too...but don't remember. :(
I don't remember either. Just an image of a hairy cow then something about zebras.
memmmmmmmories.
anyways, time to count the register and close my register so I can gtfo of here and play some DND with good pal the JUDGE and others!!!!!
I started my new job today. WE GOT FREE BUFFET ****ING YEAH
Also, is DND good? It's probably the only nerrrrrd game I never get involved in.
im working right by... by sitting in my sweatpants with a laptop on my lap watching borat.
good times.
do you think they'll release a version where you can give your characters guns?
play mtg. some of those decks have guns and it's almost more nerdy
MAGIC RUUUUUUUUUUUULES
There's modern D&D which includes guns. Actually, there's tons of settings that use the D20 system that make use of guns.
hey derick you're at home right? mind if I bug you on my lunch break again?
What time?
20-30 minutes
I'm leaving my house in disgust in a few minutes. How about I bug you?
And bugged I was.
at work, again. sitting around...probably gonna check the bucket soon..then count the reg and leave. yup.
what, you mean you aren't working the graveyard shift?
pussy.
And in one half of an hour, I'll go bug Anthony in the wee hours of the morning!
life of a ***
I'm at work. I'm posting.
I'm going to an OPTIONAL TRAINING MEETING for work in an hour. I get
man today has been slow. hardly any check in's. I ended up actually READING the newspaper. That took about 2 hours(while doing other work related ****). And just otherwise sitting around not doing much. And you know what? It's fukken awesome.
p.s. The lights in the front lobby are flashing really fast and it's really annoying to look at.
I got pizza at my meeting last night, totaling 3 pizzas in one weekend.
I didn't go to work and just sat home watching 1408. Speaking of hotels.
ah yeah. that movie was alright.
I watched the Shawshank Redemption on Saturday. First film I'd watched since... a while ago. I think vidya and internet have been my only entertainment outlets for a while now. SO SAD
was that your first time watching it? one of my favorites. I've seen it at least...6 times?
Third time. I still get overwhelmed by the ending. I had to switch off the credits because I could feel the bawww coming on.
ugh, son of an ***. I had this one nigra lady come in here trying to check in, but I couldn't let her in cause the person who was paying for the room wasn't here. so I had to talk to her ***** girlfriend and whoever was paying for the room and told them both that I can't check her in without the person who's paying for the room to be here or have a CC Auth. form. Then they asked about cash which we don't accept upon check in. So I was stuck having to hear her ***** and moan to people for nearly an hour and a taxi finally picked her broke *** up.
And now I have this other guy down here using the computer who talks to himself(or thinks I'm listening idk) while constantly printing **** out.
ugh.
THROW A PENCIL AT HIM
I printed out a picture of my cock and gave it to him so he could fap to it in his room with his father watching.
seriously, the faggot was droning on forever. I went from pretending to listen to not even acknowledging him.
If people talk to me at work, I usually start waving coathangers around.
The customer is always a ****ed up, annoying *******.
I just had a strange urge to hump the copy machine.
The copy machine was left unloved. Though I can't say the same for the hobo that stumbled in.
defending freedo... by playing wow.
FREEDO FIGHER
Hey guys, I'm working at a computer job upstairs now, so I get this spiffy computer, so I can actually post from work!
Not sure how much I'll get the opportunity to, but still.
still defending freedo, but this time by eating some wanking while waiting for my microwave pasta to cook
truely, the life of a ***
How much do you get paid an hour?
...I dont want to talk about that.
the base pay isnt great, to be honest. I get about 1500 a month at the moment. however, once i get to the fleet, ill be two paygrades higher, as well as getting several different types of incentive pays as well. Also, you have to take into consideration that i dont have to pay for anything. Food, housing, clothing, and medical costs are all covered by the government. everything i make it pure pocket money.
700 every two weeks is just below average. What's that, 20,000? Not too horrible for starting salary, especially when you have a place to live and you know there's a high ceiling.
los will someday become a captain of his own boat!
waiting for that
You know, I probably have a larger forehead than LoS. It's just that my hair covers it up.
Technically we all have large foreheads as it extends quite a ways past the hairline. It's not just noticeable because we're not going bald like matt.
Indeed. You're in a very good position right now. Especially considering people have to work **** hard for that kind of money with a lot of post-secondary schooling.
im getting paid for my post secondary schooling
:cool2:
that's stupid, you're stupid, THIS WHOLE ****ED SYSTEM IS STUPID!
good ***, I told this indian man about 10 ****ing times that we don't accept cash upon check in and he just wouldn't ****ing stop. eventually ended up to me going "no no no no no no no" and getting him to read the sign by the front. and the smell, why do all indian people smell so ****ing horrible?
Ganesh forbids bathing.
Our religion is stupid.
I'd bet money on it being the hair you're smelling. or maybe it's the odor of the food they cook that's soaked into their skin and clothes. who knows.
I'd go with the second one. ****ing curry eating faggots
Thank you for calliing Verizon Wireless, my name is Matt. Can I please have your name and 10 digit mobile phone number?
I have to poop really badly. And have had to for the past two hours. And no one is here to watch the desk. **** sucks.
Works was ****ing crazy yet I was able to be more relaxed than ever. WEEKS PAY IS GONNA RAWK
lol grocery store
UPDATE:
I managed to crap without getting any calls or anyone trying to check-in. so much better now.
i was getting worried :[
I'm starting work in a LAN centre/PC repair shop after Christmas, so I guess I'll be using this thread A LOT.
Welcome, my friend.
to Jurassic Park
Good thing my day is finally almost over. I'm tired and I don't want to be here on Christmas.
so im going in at 1130 tonight, and wont get off until 1130am tomorow.
**** YEAH, SEAKING
got off
then went back to my room and got off
LOL DOUBLE ENTENDRE
I don't get it. Explain in great detail what that was supposed to mean.
I masturbated after my shift was over.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
well I'm at work right now! GUESS WHAT I'M DOING!
fappin'?
working? :3
lol highly unlikely
it would have been better if i had done it on your face, but whats done is done, faggot
it's crazy windy here today. so the one main door is locked but there's a small hole which is causing the wind to come through and make a really annoying whistle sound.
I remember that from being in a portable for four years. It used to get so loud we'd just stop classes and sit there cause the teacher couldn't yell over it and it was too cold to open the doors.
hehehe vamp got a **** education
[IMG]http://www.koendersmfg.com/images/toilet.jpg[/IMG]
you guys call those portables? haha, oh wow.
Porta-Potties.
[IMG]http://ployer.com/archives/2007/10/30/Nintendo%20DS.jpg[/IMG]
Did somebody say PORTABLES?
this thread makes me hungry for roast pork
this thread makes me hungry for cock.
but now that is no longer so
guy came in asking for a DND(do not disturb) sign. WEIRD.
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS ALL RIGHT!
lol.
You should've drawn a dragon on one and then handed it to him.
and then said "just pretend it's in a dungeon i'm not drawing that ****" with an expressionless face.
wow, read that completely wrong. I liked it better my way. More of a sexual innuendo.
sexual nintendo*
Nintendo Virtual Boy provide total immersion in simulated woman!! If you Good Sir no what is mean by the statement that was before this!! Haha, you bastard that cheating on your trollop of housewife!!
Nothing better than burning your retinas to the soothing gyrations of an intensely red woman.
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Mario%27s_Tennis_screenshot.png[/IMG]
oooho yeah baby you like that **** don't you
I have that game.
Gunpei Yokoi is going to rise from his grave and bring the Virtual Boy back to life too someday! JUST YOU WAIT!
May cause temporary or permanent blindness? ALL RIGHT VIRTUAL REALITY
ya even when im blind i can still play my virtual boy rite??!
Can a blind man play tennis? Yes. And since it is, essentially, reality, it is no different.
VR isn't good enough, or cheap enough to really make something cost effective and practical. Pretty sure it can still cause blindness.
Yeah, I'm not saying "lol it'll happen someday," I'm just saying "too bad it couldn't've been made that way."
Where'd you hear that it can cause blindess for anyone other than children younger than seven? Worst I've ever heard of actually happening is headaches.
headaches blindness same difference
though I know it was really bad for the eyers, or was anyways
vrz, pete, and ferry are all blind.
For some reason I have a feeling they never played it enough. Maybe the lack of any decent games. The fact that it does cause headaches is proof enough that it's really bad on the eyes. Intense eyestrain = not good
I also have a virtual boy and well... I'm actually legally blind without my glasses. BUT I SWEAR HOURS OF INTENSE VIRTUAL GAMING ARE NOT THE CULPRIT!!!!!!
Hours being the key word. Man, not sure what happened to mine, but I think I played it for a total of twelve hours. Only console I've ever owned and lost.
I don't play mine that long or often. Not sure why, but even when playing a great game like Wario Land, I just feel like getting up and doing something else after an hour and a half or so. I mean, I guess after that long I usually feel like at least switching to another game even on a normal console, but it's a different feeling, like I've just got to MOVE. Bizarre as this may sound, I think it's because it's uncomfortable for me to sit still for that long. I mean, I kinda developed a system where if I sort of slouch down in my chair, put this little storage unit on my lap, stack magazines on that which all lean against my body, then let the VR also lean forward into my eyes, I can play without getting a crick in my neck/back. But I guess I don't think about how often I unconsciously reposition myself while playing games or watching TV.
Anyway, I myself get really bad headaches, and the VB hasn't even given me one yet, so I must be particularly compatible with it. As far as my eyesight goes, it's gradually stopped getting worse every time I go to the optometrist to the point where it's basically the same every year, so if the VB starts affecting it, I'll know.
Quoting Ant: sexual nintendo*
Hey, didn't we have a thing a long time ago where I supposedly deemed it too wraunchy to say "masturbating," and instead said that it had to be censored with "playing Nintendo?" It was just something I thought up on the spot, and "playing Nintendo" was the first thing that came to mind, but everyone actually went with it and started saying that there in the thread.
Incidentally, I didn't really do anything today but stay in my room and play Nintendo.
Oh Linko
eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww
pix please
Dude yeah, to this day I associate "playing nintendo" with masturbating. Anyone says some form of the word "play" and nintendo in the same sentence within earshot of me and I giggle.
Whether it's making you think of dickgirls or creating filthy subconscious associations, Linko will always find a way into your mind.
everytime I take a wizz I'm reminded of dickgirls. GOOD JOB, LINKO!
Old terminology revived.
[IMG]http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t301/ArcadiosZero/ceb13ba6.jpg[/IMG]
Good Job, Linko.
it's funny because I was going to edit this thread title awhile ago with playing nintendo only thread.
but then los said something particularly stupid so I edited it something to do with that.
Stupider than normal?
yeah, it'd have to be PRETTY DUMB in his case.
sometimes i poop my pants and then use it for fingerpainting
that's probably the smartest thing you've said EVER.
:)
I can't rep you. D[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]mmit.
Once again, can't rep. LAME.
i laughed so hard i swallowed an entire peanut.
curse you.
yeah, I can't rep you either. :(
In the future, we should do a linko bandwagon where he makes us things to put in our avys.
I approve.
We all dressed up as Linko once. That was awesome, except Linko was all like 'oh hey guys sup', rather than 'OH MY *** I'M GONNA GET YOU GUYS BANNED'
I'm not sure what exactly I could put there that correlates to my own brand of dickgirl humor... that wouldn't get us all banned.
But I'll think about it.
EDIT: One thing I could do is assign one of my fetishes to each of you and find avatar/sig pics that imply that fetish in a worksafe way. But that'd take some creativity. Like I said, I'll think about it.
that would be super kawaii
speaking of which, there are two super kawaii asian chicks down here in the lobby using the computer. rape?
GOOOOOOO FOOOOOOOR IT xD
She can type pretty fast. Or so it sounds. MAYBE SHE LIKES ANIME!?!?!
Casually walk by and softly say "kawaii desu ne~" under your breath. Or throw a pencil at them... I still really like that idea.
yeah, I didn't get anything out of it. :( some other bastard came in and logged off her myspace that she forgot to logout of.
Check history, find Myspace page, e-harass.
I'm 20 minutes away from going to work! My LAN job begins on 26 January.
Today, I'm going to fly.
My job working in a LAN centre/internet cafe.
Also, I kicked major *** in work today. 1pm, when I started, we'd taken
can I call you asslord instead?
Also, don't you think Corporate Joe is taking a little too much of the share? You should steal more money next time.
Weird that you say that, considering there's a theft investigation going on right now. And I thought it was Vamp who was the RL stalker...
What's my name, again? Hamilton?
OH SHI- YOU GOT ME, it's me hamilton lol
ps- you looked pretty good the other day in those clothes
WHOOSH
ant probably doesn't even know what a key logger is
the name is pretty self explanatory.
ant probably doesn't even know what a [FONT=Tahoma]self explanatory is
[/FONT]
the word is pretty self explanatory
ant probably doesn't even know what a the word is
pretty self explanatory if he can read
alright i'm done, ant understands everything i've said he doesn't understand
No he doesn't. He doesn't even know what all these symbols on the screen that we call "letters" are.
i know what a key logger is.
use it. give us her password
oh yeah no problem. get one of those bad boys going on the work computer and I'll be in loli heaven.
And you'll let your good buddy Derick come along, right?
We could pretend to be the girl, invite her friends to some place, let them come and seem like strangers, and then...well you get my point.
Does your work computer have a ****ing ton of security on it? Would anyone notice a keylogger?
The answer to both of these is likely to be NOOOOOOO. Do it now.
eh, too much work...at work.
download keylogger at home, put on jump drive, insert drive at work, drag into hidden folder and install.
all of three minutes work. then you get to see all the passwords of everyone using that computer, everything the typed and did.
And the possibilities for entertainment become multiplied by infinity.
That's a lot of possibilities.
I don't care about all these old peoples email, credit cards, or flight information. LAY OFF.
off for the next two days. thank ***. people were really ****ing me off in general yesterday.
old people? credit cards? easy identity theft right there
LOOK, BUDDY! ALL I WOULD WANT IS ACCESS TO LOLI MYSPACE PROFILES. AND THAT WOULD BE SO RARE IT WOULDN'T BE WORTH IT! ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
yeah, but when it does happen you'll be prepared and all you'd have to do is hit a couple keys to bring up the screen with her password. It'll be worth it then, you tell yourself, it'll be worth it then.
He doesn't want to do it! Give the man a break!
Come on. Come oooooooooon.
NO!
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Now leave Anthony alone. He's had a long day.
sitting, sleeping and eating is quite exhausting. I'd know, that's all I've done today and I could go to bed right now.
I slept for 8 hours. woke up for an hour. then took a three hour nap. life is good.
I hate you with all my heart and soul. And though I'm too lazy to act upon my hatred at this current time, mark my words, I will kill you.
list of things to do today:
go to work and pick up my check
go to bank and deposit said check.
WOO
Do you get paid by check? fuuuuuuuck. That would **** me off. I just get deposits in my account every last Friday of the month. Makes it easy to F5 my bank account 5 minutes after midnight, then order all my new shootans.
I could do that, but I like receiving a check every two weeks.
As nice as it is to get something physical, I prefer going to check my balance on some random day and seeing a couple thousand lying in my account. It's always a nice surprise, especially since I can never really remember when I get paid.
so some stupid ***** got herself stuck in the ****ing elevator. had to call the fire department and elevator repair people. lucky for us we managed to pry the doors open before the fire dept. got here. and the elevator guy is checking it out now.
****ing, annoying.
Getting stuck in a lift would be sweeeeeeeet.
ELEVATOR
eh, she wasn't in there for too long. lucky she had a cell...though someone would have noticed. ugh, today has sucked. old people, ****ty elevators, ******* kids.
ugh.
I hear the hotel business is one of the most frustrating and high-stress workplaces. Do not envy you.
It's either that, or really chillax. Tonight being the former.
what kinda hotel is it anyways? Fancy or bordering on motel?
Holiday Inn.
Oh, some of those are pretty nice!
Holiday Inn...EXPRESS.
so I'd say bordering on Motel, since it's outdoor access. Though honestly, the rooms are really big for the price compared to most other places.
oh, **** sucks. total motel.
you're a motel.
Wait, is it like a big circle of hallways with a pool in the middle? Those are my favorite.
edit: oh wait, motel
oh *** if i ever head to simi i know what hotel i'm staying at
**** yeah dood. motel six is right next door!
but yeah, JUDGE for yourself http://holiday-inn-simi-valley.pacificahostcom/
problem loading page... definitely a piece of ****
[IMG]http://www.ichotelsgroup.com/hotelmedia/repository/hotelimages/LAXSV/WELCM_EXTR_01_E.jpg[/IMG]
Looks nice to me.
upscale motel.
Yeah, holiday inn is pretty ghetto.
Now we have a ****ing lady who is constantly crying and **** because we told her to get the cats out of her room because we have a no pet policy. Can't deal with that crying ****, just ****es me off.
Man, why do you even work there?
Man, I didn't realize hotels attracted so many ****-ups. Cats won't be happy when he hears about what you did.
What we ended up doing is saying the lady can keep the cats in the room. But we're charging her the 150 pet cleaning fee that goes along with it. Though it makes sense, since this was her 3rd night here, so she's probably had them in there the entire time and we didn't notice till just recently.
****ing ***. the manager just came in to pick up her keys and I think she saw this page up while I was helping a customer on another computer. she didn't say anything, but I hope she didn't notice all the same. arg.
Congratulations! You've just secured yourself a psychotic, cat-freak stalker!
Oh man, that makes two of us.
She's gonna hunt you down and kill you dude.
crazy cat lady is gone. thank ***.
and I was the one being nice to her!
Man, I wouldn't be comfortable browsing VGC anywhere but the safe sanctuary of my room. I don't even look at it in work.
eh, the only reasonable excuse I thought of was I could say I was looking up results for the election or some crap. it was just on the web-blogs area.
Nobody checks their history anyway.
We've had complaints about it in the past, believe it or not...
I remember this huge thread at another forum I went to, where someone working in PC repair found a huge child porn stash on a hard drive. Surprisingly, a lot of the posters said 'RESPECT HIS PRIVACY WHY THE **** WERE YOU SNOOPING AROUND ON HIS HDD'.
I left several weeks later.
Heh, it appears anon has a soft spot for people getting caught with captain picard on their hard drive.
Anyone scouring this PC would get about 600MB of DS games, 3GB of porn, 6GB of music, 1GB of old ROMs, and a bunch of chat logs about the merits of Ouendan 2's story.
pretty good deal
30 gigs of various roms
2 gigs pr0n
55 gigs ****ty music
and I guess a couple of games, and a movie. sounds like a night on the town!
******* you guys stockpile a ****load of pr0ns
I like to hoard videos that I enjoy.
each and every one a low quality jpeg
All they'd find on mine is programs, 15 gigs of music and nothing else. The other 150 gigs of music is on my E and F drive, so are my chat logs, pictures, movies and so on.
****ing hate kids. little bastards all on the computer and taking a ****load of candy from the front desk. then the little *******s leave a huge mess when they leave. I hope they come back so I can ask them what the **** they're doing and deny them their precious ****ing myspace.
Call their parents and tell them the kids are talking to STRANGERS on the INTERNETS. Enjoy the lulz.
All the little bastards were running to the computer after they got back from dinner and I was all like "no no no no no" and now the coach is talking to them about **** in the lobby. couldn't they do this somewhere else? :(
Don't you have the authority to tell them they have to take it elsewhere? I wouldn't think they're allowed to just stand in the lobby like that anyways. Probably not thought...
Eh, they were just having a team meeting. Not really that big of a deal, just me *****ing cause I can't watch youtube videos with sound on while people are in here :(
haha, poor ant
now that no one else is here I find myself "DOOT DOOT DO"ing to the sounds of classical music pretty loudly.
SO this mexican guy comes down asking to get his room changed to a bottom floor room after I had just checked him into a king size room on the top floor. I tell him about 5 times that the room on the 1st would have to be a two queen bedroom. and then after that tell him 5 times that the price is going to be the same.
Does it make me a dick that I refuse to speak stupidly for people who don't understand english well?
Why did he want a room on the first floor? Or could you not understand him?
I didn't feel like asking him five times to get such information from him. Hell, I give up after trying to explain something two or three times to the housekeeping people.
Replace Mexicans with Polish people and it's pretty much the same story for me.
'HOW I USE... EEEEEEE MAHL'
"Your power supply is dead you need a new one"
"no, there's power"
"... your computer, it doesn't work"
"yes... why?"
"because your power supply is dead"
"I just told you I have power, I just left my house"
"I gotta go take a call"
I remember a woman at my old job made me ring through
hahahaha. Man, it's surprising how stupid costumers can be. It's a blessing and a curse.
Thankfully my new job is full of shy nerds who would never raise a fuss. :cool:
I wish. It's either people who don't know anything or people who think they know more than anyone else.
I dont really mind either, unless they get angry and accuse me of wronging them or something. I have no problem letting stupid slide, but *******s can just get the **** out.
Pretty sure a whore just tried to reach a guy in a room. She came up and asked "hi I here to see friend in room" and I say "do you know his last name" to which she replys "no sorry i forgot". yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. well, I couldn't find his room so she said she'd call his cell.
right.
Who goes to a hotel for some whore sex?
I remember I saw some real live prostitutes in the city one night. ****ing creepy. My friend also got asked if she was 'on the job' once when she walking home. OH JEEZ
*crumpet*
****ing kill me. why couldn't I just have today off? or work a mid-shift? ugh
a guy with a mullet came in.
You know what must be done.
COULD HAVE SAID THAT 9 DAYS AGO BUDDY
There's still time. Track him down.
The guy who works the night audit called out sick so the other guy that does isn't answering his phone so I'm probably going to get stuck doing it tonight and I barely know what I'm doing with this ****. ****ing lame.
EDIT- Yup, that was the manager. I'll be here till 7am. 16 hour shift, fun fun. Oh well, lots of overtime at least.
Hahaha, enjoy your job while I stay up till 5am playing Brawl.
THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
oh wow you're still awake. awesome. though that's pretty normal for me as of late. doesn't that new rainbow six game come out there soon? I figure vamp has probably been playing that all day.
Was gonna buy it, but I spent the last of this month's money on another game.
so yeah, that sucked. wasn't that hard, but I was getting really bored and tired and hungry. so I got the breakfast we give out for the first time. not too bad, though the omelet was kinda bleh. anywho, I'm gonna sleep for the next 8 hours.
HEY ANT LETS BRAWL
FOOLS
He'd better ****ing play. I want to see how bad it lags.
And how bad you suck
Funny, during this entire conversation I ended up playing brawl against mystic :)
I'm going to bed for about 7 hours now!
Can't wait to buy Vegas 2. Played in the 2v2 tournament in work today, got spanked, and enjoyed myself. IN THAT ORDER?
SEVEN HOURS LATER
That was fast.
I just had to listen to this old man pratle on and on about his life and **** for the past hour. It was semi-entertaining, but come on, I couuldn't help but think that this guy could be doing something else other than talk to the front desk guy at the OTHER hotel.
Nothing left to live for.
not gonna get drunk before work?
Nah, I'd rather be sober. You know, despite the fact that I could put a mannequin in my chair at work and it'd do just about as much. Point stands.
woe be to us. the weekend workers.
i'd love that kind of job. just sitting there. playing games in your head.
like trying to think about nothing. you're like all "ok I'm gonna try to think about nothing!" but then you're thinking about trying to think about nothing and you're all "FUUUUUUCK".
Taco Bell is a grade A restaraunt. Ten thumbs WAY up!
People will think what I tell them to think when you tell me what to tell them to think.
Tell them to think Secret of Mana is a great game.
Del Taco>Taco Bell
You could do that as well.
never had taco bell before
you mean you've never had FOURTH MEAL?
oh wow, didn't even realize that. vampiro hasn't lived.
so very sad
What the hell ever happened to the Taco Bell chihuahua?
They got rid of him for being "racist."
Kinda like those PSP adverts.
Which ones?
its like portable souls of the ****ed that you can rape... outside.
I did that outside in the first place.
zeta: lightyears ahead in the soulrape game.
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I was referring to those "SQUIRREL PLEASE" ones.
The hotel is infested with hot soccer loli.
pound it
No amount of cuteness can make up for kids who like playing sports!
soccer? win
loli? fail for most, win for ant
ergo, the only logical course of action is to rape the **** out of them
I gave one of them a high five. needless to say I came buckets. THEY'RE STILL IN THE LOBBY RIGHT NOW!
fuuuuuuuck. one's hardcore bending over the chair at the computer wearing short shorts and has a hot ***. WOE IS ME THE LONELY HOTEL EMPLOYEE.
STICK IT IN
Hey Ant, just wanted to let you know Chris si Jealous.
And I'm a bit tipsy.
I htink yuo'er becmoign an aclohoilc Ian. Im wroried abobtu yuo.
I envy you.
Any with dicks?
Ewwww
they were hanging out
Their dicks were just hanging out of their shorts, were they? Delightful.
somewhere in some alternate universe, the son of linko and ant is masturbating furiously
nice slow quiet night tonight. think I might have dozed off for a couple minutes.
I fell asleep playing Ninja Gaiden and when I woke up my DS was still running. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Dude! I went through a 3-month phase or so of falling asleep whenever I played a game. So a lot of my hours on Pokemon Diamond I spent just sleepin'.
True story: Hotel Dusk put me to sleep. In the middle of the day.
I've fallen asleep with diamond on once.
fell asleep the first time i tried to play mgs2.
hate that game.
mgs2 was fun :( NON-STOP ACTION~U
MGS3 > Twin Snakes > MGS2 > MGS
MGS2 started getting fun at the DAISY DAISY DAISY part, then got cut seriously short. :(
never played mgs3, loved mgs 1, h8 mgs 2
just had some ***** call me. asked for early check in yada yada then says she's expecting a package with her new credit card. so I inform her that we'll need one to be able to check her in and that hopefully the package comes before she does. she then argues with me that she'll pay in cash and I tell her that we don't accept cash upon check in. after that she says "well, ANTHONY, believe it or not not everyone in the country has a credit card!" to which I retort "and we don't let any of them stay here!" "CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR!?" "I'm sorry there isn't one on duty right now." "What about on the weekend, who's coming in tomorrow?!" "Sorry, we won't have a supervisor on duty this weekend.(for serious)" "Well I guess I'll just call the company line! thanks for all your help Anthony!" "Alrighty, see you tomorrow!"
I lol'd at her calling you Anthony... TWICE. Never heard of anyone doing that to any employee over the phone unless they were joking around.
I look forward to seeing her tomorrow :)
And I just had some crazy old guy check in. I must be extremely patient tonight, cause he's called me a retard and thanked me for my excellent directions to his room(sarcastically). Under normal circumstances I would have told him to get the **** out. strange. WELL, hopefully he doesn't smoke in the room, since he asked for smoking and I said we didn't have any in hopes that he would leave even though we did. FINGERS CROSSED!
I've also had a guy ask me where a titty bar is, and a guy tried checking in earlier with his wife's credit card when he was cheating on her with some other asian chick.
*** I hate friday nights here.
Sounds like a lot of fun!
the drunk guy came back to ask for a cab just as I was leaving. thank *** I didn't have to talk to him again.
yeah I think she did actually
Oh.
Then that was probably me.
EDIT - the guy, not the asian chick.
fuuuuuuck, I wish the manager would get the AC fixed.
Fun fact: Ant turns purple when he gets hot.
I don't even recall hitting that icon. Just sorta happened.
you better larn to like it.
icons are for *****es
dont think ive used one since i first started posting here, and i was all **** yeah bleedy smiliey
think ill hit that once for old times sake
There's this truck across the way with a giANT steak starring at me.
IT'S STILL THERE!
I'm not even at work now, but I still see it. IT'S STILL THERE
Love steak. Six people quit at my work this week because our manager left and a WOMAN got the replacement position. HOW DARE SHE
Scots are still hardcore sexist huh?
The woman does happen to be a hardcore *****, and everyone loved our old boss.
so primitive.
scots are indecipherable bastards.
strangly enough, i understand them better when im drunk though
[quote=Lord of Spam;841247]scots are indecipherable bastards.
strangly enough, i understand them better when im drunk though
i don't see how that's strange
their stereotype is that they're drunk ALL THE TIME
Only Swordbird, a giant dove-like bird of peace with magical powers, has the power to defeat Turnatt with the use of the Leasorn Gem, said to be a crystallized tear of the Great Spirit with the power to summon Swordbird.
I LIKED WINDOWS 95!
[LEFT]I've never used it. :(
[/LEFT]
wow, I bet you never even used windows 3.1. **** you.
[quote=Slade;841263]Only Swordbird, a giant dove-like bird of peace with magical powers, has the power to defeat Turnatt with the use of the Leasorn Gem, said to be a crystallized tear of the Great Spirit with the power to summon Swordbird.
oh my *** is that seriously the storyline behind it?
haha oh wow x 10
i just thought that birds carrying swords was the most ridiculous thing ever
I'VE JUST BEEN PROVEN WRONG
It was written by a loli, too. Seriously, at twelve years old.
[quote=Linko_16;841340][COLOR=indigo]It was written by a loli, too. Seriously, at twelve years old.[/COLOR]
that x 10 is now an x 1000
srsly this is like, worse than eragon
that gunk was written by some 15 year old
imaginationnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
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Can Swordbird save the forest in time... or will it be too late?
So what's Swordbird, exactly?
A bird.
With a sword.
Coming next summer: Gunfish.
NEXT SUMMER IS ALREADY HERE
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Only Gunfish, a giant salmon-like fish of peace with magical powers, has the power to defeat Turnatt with the use of the Leasorn Bullet, said to be a crystallized tear of the Great Spirit with the power to summon Gunfish.
asians
actually i believe the word you're lookign for is CHINESE
ALL HAIL BRITANNIA
YES, MY LORD~u
so I feel on my *** really hard at work and managed to fall on my knee in a weird position so I've been sore all day after said incident. **** sucks.
I tripped over a box at my last job and made some pregnant ***** laugh pretty hard!
Falling down?
Haven't done that since I was a shota.
are you trying to imply that only children fall down?
is it just me or is arcadios TRYING to sound like a weeaboo faggot?
:-*
No, it's who I am, really.
[spoiler]GIVE INTO THE LIE[/spoiler]
Im not at work but Im posting...does that make me a bad bad Billards?
...Someone get the paddle.
*rolls up sleeves*
tons of ****ing cops here for some training session. they all look the same for the most part.
Traffic cops are a clone army.
Why would they go to a hotel for training? Prostitute busting?
Or drug/violence related stuff, I'd assume.
Next time, you should throw a pencil at them.
they were just staying at the hotel. the training took place elsewhere.
Cops are stupid. Always ****ing with my **** in GTA.
I watched my one friend start the game. From what I could tell it seems pretty much exactly the same as the previous entries.
It's like Brawl. Rehashan of something that doesn't need too many changes. Main things it has going for it are the new multiplayer, ****ing awesome story, and an overhauled on-foot system.
Plus it's a more modern GTA in the awesomeness that is Liberty City, and there's absolutely nothing bad about that.
I'm being serious. I ****ing loved GTA3, and wished they'd put the new controls (like swimming and bailing) into a game for that city.
What GTAV needs is full building exploration ability.
That'd be pretty intense.
And probably wouldn't fit on one disk.
GRAND THEFT AUTO FIVE. THREE CITIES, THREE DISKS.
[QUOTE=The Judge](like swimming and bailing)
They took out underwater swimming, but GTAIV bailing is ****ing awesome. RAGDOLLS!
Everything they took out was pretty meh to begin with and everything they added was all holy **** yes. So it's a good trade-off.
speaking of clone cops. That Clone Wars movie has a really ****ty animation style. what the ****. It's like the TMNT movie.
Oh, except for people calling you every thirty minutes to do ****. It's like some faggot calls me to take him to a strip club and I have to be there in an hour when I'm two islands away. And then halfway to the strip club some ******* calls and he's all like "wanna go for a drink?" and I'm all "nah, can't" and then he gets super ****ed. Lame.
Oh, and having girlfriends in the game? No thanks.
Ehhh, I just use the taxis when I can't be assed driving. Your friends actually wait for longer than an hour, you just get less of a Like bonus when you finish the activity. Going powerboating with Brucie is pretty fun though, since you don't have to do any driving around.
As for girlfriends, **** that ****. I just powerlevelled LawChick from the dating website because I wanted the ability to cancel my wanted rating at any time.
Pussy.
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;845384]
I might just keep Francis around so I can avoid that dating ****. Plus, she only gets rid of 3 stars and lower, while francis can call off anything.
Francis's ability only lasts until the end of the story, though.
Wait, really? I thought the whole point of not killing him was so he'd stick around forever. Lame. He's ****ing dead then.
Trust me. I killed Derrick for the sole purpose of getting that wanted ability. I raged hardcore when his name disappeared from my contacts after the last mission. Almost as bad as when I killed Dwayne.
You killed Dwayne? Man, he's so much cooler than Playboy. I couldn't wait to kill playboy anyways. Plus, you get Speed's outfit from GTAIII, totally worth it.
I liked Playboy. I mean, for ***'s sake, his answering machine starts out with 'The X ain't here right now...'.
He was so full of himself, while Dwayne was all cool about everything. He's the only person I don't feel bad for turning down because he's all like "yeah, dude, that's cool. Catchya later, man" instead of everyone else who's all "OH WOW, WELL I GUESS I'M JUST A HUGE IDIOT THEN. WHATEVER"
I heard he cries if you get him drunk.
ITT: GTA Chat
man so about that gta iv i really would like to play it
:(
For those who can't read between the lines: I was being sarcastic. Stop it.
Maybe I just decided to express my anguish from not being able to play a hot new game in this thread! GEEZ, way to kick a man while he's down
...speaking of kicking people while they're down, wanna play some Brawl later?
You know what Brawl reminds me of? GTAIV.
and one of the cops just offered to get me a cocktail from next door. lol
Depends when Ant gets home.
11, as always. Actually, a little bit later since I have to walk home. :cool2:
AHM TIPSY
lol wut
Did those policemen get you drunk?
no. no they did not. I am sorry to disappoint you The X
THAT'S IT
NO MORE DISCUSSING ANYTHING
whoa whoa whoa hey buddy, no getting off-topic.
No getting off topic in a thread without a main topic!
I went out drinking tonight (LEGAL AGE IN BRITLAND NOW YEAH) and had a pitcher of Woo-Woo and a pitcher of Vodka + Red Bull. Then went and played pool in a club with my buddy. *** I couldn't even hold the ****ing cue straight.
boss just came back from the kitchen area pretty ****ed off. food was sitting in the kitchen for 2 hours unrefigerated. and there's a ton of moldy dishes in housekeeping from sorta party they had on sunday. NICE! Hopefully this ****iness doesn't rub onto me.
now there's this one weird guy who's internet isn't working in his room so he's coming out here talking to some tech service guy asking me a bunch of questions about the computers out here which I have no ****ing idea what the answers are. ugh.
Face it. Life's not worth living.
you're not worth living.
I'd live Linko.
I don't even know what that implies and yet I'm honored.
So... I kind of stopped looking for a job last week because homework got really intense. But just now, I got a call from a company called Vector that wants to interview me in two hours.
I just looked it up, so it doesn't seem so weird anymore, but at the time I wtf'd hard. Mysterious and ominous-sounding corporate entities willing to train me and get me in a pretty **** good-paying job IMMEDIATELY?
So, guys... if my posts start disappearing, and my name starts disappearing from other people's posts... just know that I probably helped government scientists discover an antidote. Will I survive? ...Even if I do, I'll be government property for the rest of my short life, and chances are good I'll be locked in a small room for the few months... no, mere days I am still technically "alive" after the procedure.
For freedo.
Turns out it's a door-to-door cutlery salesperson position. lol. calling them back now with an awesome pseudo-religious reason for not being interested anymore.
why go through so much effort to deny a job?
Because I'm a nice faggot.
"But thanks so much for calling! Uh-huh you have a nice day, too! Buh-bye now."
on the bright side, they supply you with the tools you need to end your life
SCISSORS THAT CAN CUT THROUGH PENNIES
you can cut through penis with safety scissors
oh wait, that said pennies? I saw penis...
Yeah. Haven't you seen those demonstrations where they're like WATCH THIS... *cuts through penny with scissors* WOW WHAT A BAR-GAIN I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH
I even saw it in my own house once. lol'd pretty hard because it meant the saleswoman was pulling all the stops.
PENS THAT CAN PIERCE SODA CANS
Didn't know the x felt so strongly about this thread that he felt the need to sticky it.
what a fatty
capitalized it too
love this ****
ehhhh, I don't like having 5 stickes. and I like bumping it to the top.
**** you
you wanna **** me gord?
Are you at work right now? I was booking a hotel this morning, and I thought of you.
aww how cute! Yes, I am. Today has sucked so far. :cool:
Man, I remember I went to a hotel in London city centre that was like a billion stories high. My room was on the 14th floor or some ****, and I didn't realize my lights wouldn't come on if the door to the room was locked. Ran all the way back down to reception to ask why my lights weren't working and the woman pretty much shouted at me for wasting her time. **** SUCKED
I threw someone their keys since they were talking to me while I was on the phone with another customer. I mean, they couldn't wait one ****ing second. And then they called down here to complain to the manager. Though she was cool about it with me.
How do you guys feel about blood on towels?
Pretty awesome!
Though this one time a dood came down with some sheets that had dried up blood on them. He said it wasn't his or his wives. But it probably was...
A woman left a bloodied children's shirt in the fitting room at my old job.
peeerioooooooood
That's pretty disgusting :D
you're pretty disg-
you know what, **** it
I'm so ****ing sick of hearing people ***** about the pool being closed. DO THESE PEOPLE WANTS AIDS?!
I was in a hotel last night. I loved how EVERYTHING was controlled by my little key card. Door into the hotel? Keycard. Lift upstairs? Keycard. Vending machines? Keycard. My door? Keycard. Wireless access? Keycard. Room service? KEYCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRD
sounds nice.
Last really nice place I was at you basically just put everything on the room. good times.