I get the best junk mail




Posted by Omni

I got an email from someone named Feminist Nickerson today.




Posted by Linko_16

Sounds like an upstanding gentleman.




Posted by TimeSkipz

One of my roomates signed up on E Harmony and used my email, so now I get junk email saying Retard- we have a match for you




Posted by mis0

I don't think there's a woman that's right for a guy who paid $180 for an iPod with ****ty music on it.




Posted by Slade

I don't get much junkmail, but one of my more recent favorites just said "PETRIFICATE YOUR MANHOOD"




Posted by TimeSkipz

[quote=mis0;765999]I don't think there's a woman that's right for a guy who paid $180 for an iPod with ****ty music on it.

These are certified professionals, these matches have to be right for I myself: retard




Posted by mis0

Pilots are certified and licensed, yet planes still crash, don't they? eHarmony clearly made an error here. You will never know love. Never.




Posted by TimeSkipz

But..BUT they charged my card for gold membership! Theres something like 6 women in my neighborhood!




Posted by Xero

Junk mail? It goes right away in a file I never check. I know I get 1-2 jumk E-mail a month. Never bothered to open them.




Posted by xuclo

I have to actually check my junkmail folder sometimes, because it likes to hog my email verification messages.

But yeah, I don't get that many, thank jeebus.


lol @ Feminist junkmail. Gimme gimme.




Posted by Omni

Pretty sure it was a trick message that contained links to pornography.