I CAME ACROSS A VERY IMPORTant QUESTION ON 4CHAN! DO YOU WAD THE TOILET PAPER UP OR DO YOU FOLD IT ALL NICE AND NEAT?
I FOLD, CAUSE WADDING IT UP IS INCONSISTENT AND COULD LEAD TO FINGERS BREAKING THROUGH.
I think about this almost every time I doo it.
I wad it up, and wipe back-to-front with my left hand. Always.
Oddly enough, I saw that thread too.
I usually fold, but I've been known to wad.
The reason I wad is that folding the paper just isn't thick enough, and it'd take unreasonable amounts of it to attain the desired thickness. Wadding is an art learned through time, and once mastered, is rewarding.
Bah, I also just don't like the feel of the wad. And what the hell, how many sheets do you need? unless it's really runny and wet, normally 4 is enough, then folded up, and you're set.
So do you fold it to one square surface area? I like to have a little extra padding, so I fold it once and then kind of wad the part that I hold. Probably at about 1.5 square surface area.
I fold the 4 sheets three times. leaving a diameter of about 1.5 sheets :D
I don't have a little petite [COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]ss hole that needs pampering.
Also, how hard do you wipe yourself that your fingers would break through? Jesus.
what does having a petite ******* have to do with anything? and you don't really have to do it that hard to break through. depending on the brand it differs.
I hate when you have diahorrea and you need like twenty wads and then the toilet gets filled with so many wads that when you flush the bowl fills up.
Probably wad or roll it up. I don't have the patience for folding paper that's going to go in the toilet.
EDIT: Ninja'd
X, try flushing midway through next time that happens as a precaution. You know, a courtesy flush?
wad and fold, depending. I find the former works better for "HOLY **** THAT'S A LOT OF ****" and the latter for when there's barely anything to clean up. Also, right hand and about 1.5 sheets surface area when folding.
you know what's really awesome? when you go to wipe, but there's like...nothing there since it came out so perfect. man I love that
that's been happening more and more to me lately. I gotta figure out what I'm eating that causes it, because ****, it's nice.
fold
what teh **** wad
why would you submit yourself to that
Wad.
I fold it nicely as a habbit.
Wads are lame.
Wadding's easier.
Fold4lyfe
Too bad.