Best Crab




Posted by The Judge

D Virus VX13: http://www.rathergood.com/vid/
D Virus VX13: **** I WANT THIS SONG
sunaipakun: yeah ;o
sunaipakun: easter island crab is obviously the best
sunaipakun: followed by tonguey gorilla
D Virus VX13: I enjoy the Darth Vader Crab
D Virus VX13: and the Pennywise crab second
sunaipakun: he rips off children's arms, so that puts him at 3
D Virus VX13: who does?
sunaipakun: pennywise!
D Virus VX13: ah
D Virus VX13: what about Vader?
sunaipakun: did you ever read "it"?
D Virus VX13: no
sunaipakun: yeah, beginning is good ol' pennywise ripping the arm straight off of some child. good stuff
D Virus VX13: nice
sunaipakun: vader CUT off an arm (which is way less hardcore) and it was only in a duel :-(
D Virus VX13: But you forget a few things
D Virus VX13: 1. He's Darth Vader. Nuff Said
D Virus VX13: 2. He has Jedi powers
D Virus VX13: 3. He is second to most powerful in the Dark Side
sunaipakun: pope vader > darth vader
D Virus VX13: well DUH
sunaipakun: the pope is having trouble breathing, he should totally get a vader cap
D Virus VX13: Pope vader has the entire catholic religion behind him as WELL as the dark side
D Virus VX13: nah, he should have a white vader suit with the helmet shaped like his hat
D Virus VX13: So obviously Pope Vader Crab Wins

I didn't think it was that hard to figure out :(




Posted by Shade

Not funny atall.