ITT I explain the 9 alignments




Posted by The Judge




I believe you can all see where I'm coming from.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Those waffles look delicious.




Posted by The Judge

I just realized the rhyme that made with Lawful Waffles. Wasn't intended.




Posted by Linko_16

I didn't realize there was a Neutral between Lawful and Chaotic (I only know about this **** from /b/'s motivational posters). What exactly does that mean? What exactly would a Neutral Neutral be?




Posted by The Judge

"True Neutral."




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Linko_16: What exactly does that mean?


Seriously. I understand how there can be Neutral between Good and Evil, but how is there Neutral between Lawful and Chaotic? Either you follow the rules or you don't.



Posted by The Judge

Neutral Good: Generally good person. Somewhere between the paladin and the Robin Hood figure.
Neutral: Absolutely undecided, OR devoted to the concept of neutrality. Somewhere between the judge and the totally random person.
Neutral Evil: One who survives by any means necessary. Somewhere between the tyrant and the murderer.




Posted by Linko_16

Okay, I guess. I mean, I thought Lawful meant you followed rules and Chaotic meant you didn't, but I guess Chaotic is moreso being actively outrageous and random, huh?




Posted by The Judge

Jesus Christ you're stupid.




Posted by Linko_16

You didn't actually explain anything, you just gave ****ty and vague examples. So you're just a bad teacher.




Posted by Ant

They all make complete sense.




Posted by Linko_16

They do if you already know the principles behind them and I don't.




Posted by Ant

go to bed linko




Posted by Linko_16

That's it. The meme must go back to "Oh Linko." It's the lesser of two evils.




Posted by Ant

oh linko, go to bed.




Posted by Lord of Spam

most people are true nuetral. they would rather do good and whatnot (the whole golden rule thing) and would rather follow the law (for fear of punisjment, mostly) but they hold no real overarching need to follow that to an idealogical extreme.

personally i think i'd fall more into lawful good when the **** hits the fan, honestly, though day to day stuff tends to be more chaotic nuetral.




Posted by Slade

what if i'm a dragon




Posted by Lord of Spam

depends on what color your scales are

lol dragon racism




Posted by Ant

****** black




Posted by Lord of Spam

chaotic evil i think, idk, might be ne. its been a while since ive played.




Posted by Slade

i have to admit i'm surprised they let dragons play board games.




Posted by Ant

would you say no to a dragon?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

is los the dragon? if so, yes.




Posted by Linko_16



Will somebody please stop these people from saying "dragon?"




Posted by Ant

woosh




Posted by Linko_16

Watch moar Animaniacs.




Posted by Ant

only if you watch dancing with the stars




Posted by Linko_16

Guess what both our reps end with.





Posted by Ant

idk why don't you just tell me




Posted by Lord of Spam

i'd be a pretty hardcore dragon. i'd fly by and poop on people. the funny thing is that this would trigger the frightful presence ability, so its like "OH **** RUN ITS THAT DRAGON THAT ****S ON PEOPLE OH ****"

lol

man, its been forever since i thought up something that retarded. i love you guys




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

do you see what the navy is doing to you? you can't properly express yourself!




Posted by Linko_16

Wow, Judge was right. I would forget about my fetishes if they kept me away from VGC too long.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I don't think so. If anything they'd evolve. That love on dicks on chicks would evolve into a love of dicks on dudes.




Posted by Lord of Spam

If anything, its only increased my urge to rap- er, help third world children >.>




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

rape third world children? ****ed up.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: I don't think so. If anything they'd evolve. That love on dicks on chicks would evolve into a love of dicks on dudes.


That's not evolution.



Posted by The Judge

That's just gay.




Posted by Linko_16

Yeah. Everyone knows that only subhumans like gorillas and orangutans and black people are gay.

I, however, come from a futuristic society. Our fetishes have greatly evolved beyond yours.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

devolve. Whatever.




Posted by Slade

Who knows, Linko, maybe you have a gene that will, generations from now, mutate into a contagious defect that will destroy mankind as we know it.







































...Oh yeah, point is maybe your love of dickgirls will cause you to not procreate and thus save humanity. hooray




Posted by Linko_16

Like I was ever going to procreate anyway.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Linko is Quantum Evolution.




Posted by Linko_16

Why did I lol so hard at that?




Posted by Slade

because he capitalized all the important words




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I capitalized all the important words.




Posted by Linko_16

This might sound crazy, but it might be because he capitalized all the important words.




Posted by Ant

I have No Idea what's Going On.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I capitalized all the important words.
Last edited by Slade : Today at 12:54 AM.


You're standing on thin ice, buddy.



Posted by Linko_16

That's better than jumping up and down on thin ice.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You only need to stand for this ice to crack. That's how ****ing thin it is.




Posted by Ant

someday...




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

if only...




Posted by Lord of Spam

suddenly, butts




Posted by Zeta

frosted?




Posted by Lord of Spam

No.

not now, not ever.