Lol Fundamentalists!




Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe

Lol maybe the rest of you DON'T care... but this is just nuts!
As of 1:32 PM today, all mythology / folklore / fantasy / sci-fi / horror / crime / suspense / teen drama books have been banned from my household. This is absurd- so I left this book on the table, called "Tales of the Gletha" on the kitchen table (a book about a goat woman) and so my mother sees it and flips out. Maybe, it wasn't the best literature, but COME ON! So now, all reading material has been prohibited from the house, as my mother does "not want those Satan books in this family!". Great, isn't it? :) Just wait until she finds my sister's D & D handbook...




Posted by S

...tell her intolerance is the work of Satan, and so is ignorance.




Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe

Yeah, but then I would have to start comparing her to Nazis... and that, friend, is how you LOSE an argument! :)




Posted by S

Not if you back it up with references and citations. Throw an essay on her bed.




Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe

I'm already writing it.




Posted by Iris

Does your mom happen to be a God warrior?




Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe

If she knew what that was, (a cult of some sort?) probably, yes.




Posted by Gollum

11. Thou shalt not read of literature excepting that of the Holy Bible.




Posted by S

"I have these FIFTEEN––"
Tablet drops and smashes to piece on the ground.
"TEN COMMANDMENTS!"




Posted by Xero

So your mother prevents you from reading books that expand your imagination? She also prevents you from entertaining yourself with what you like?

That sucks. Are you thinking of reading those book at a library behind her back?




Posted by cool gamer dad

I know a girl in the same boat. She couldn't watch pokemon. ;_;

Oh wait, I don't know any girls.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

all reading material? See you in hell, Bible!




Posted by WillisGreeny


Quoting Kendra, Warrior Babe: all mythology / folklore / fantasy / sci-fi / horror / crime / suspense / teen drama


The bible fits all of those...



Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe


Quoting Sucre: So your mother prevents you from reading books that expand your imagination? She also prevents you from entertaining yourself with what you like?

That sucks. Are you thinking of reading those book at a library behind her back?


Umm, that's what I have been doing for, like.... ever. She just now realized it and has been checking my bag when I go to / from the library.


Quoting WillisGreeny: The bible fits all of those...


Yeah, I know. Stupid, isn't it?



Posted by Ant

kill your mom that would be funny use monkeys LOL




Posted by Zeta

I'm calling for another Holy Crusade. Get to work, people.




Posted by Omni

Did she restrict the music you can listen to?




Posted by Shade

You should tell her that the Bible is also a work of mythology. See how that works out.




Posted by Xero


Quoting Omni: Did she restrict the music you can listen to?


Oh man. That'd be terrible.

My brother has this problem. He can't listen to Venetian Snares even if he loves it. The few words he can hear in some songs are too violent for him says my step dad. Pretty sad. :(



Posted by Slade

lol. All my parents did was give me suggestions on what to read, like Growing in the Lord: 15 Steps to Becoming More Christ-like Revised Teen Edition. I remember one book in particular had rules on relationships, and one of them was this rhyme about how if you're not married to someone you shouldn't "explore each other" below the waist.


yer lucky you got to read em so far, good lord willin' you'll git to read em agin




Posted by Omni

[quote]Seraph agrees: SUPER NAZI SATAN HELL DEVIL STEROIDS SOCIALIST FOLK DOOM DARK BLACK METAL

I will say that my folks hearing the music I like resulted in us not talking very much for a few weeks. They're pretty okay about it now, though. They even like some of it.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Iris: Does your mom happen to be a God warrior?


Lol, that's exactly what I thought of.



Posted by Slade

My dad and I have had a few discussions about music. They usually happen when we're driving for several hours and I get tired of listening to baseball games, and he finally lets me play something off my iPod. Then he starts listing off all the things that are wrong with it. Basically, his stance is that music is solely for worship and expressing happiness/joy at the beauty of the good lord's creation. Too much distortion and it's BAD NOISE. All the songs have to resolve the problem or conflict they're written about(if that's the case). Any not-clean vocals are "cries for help."


edit: There were several truly devoted women at the church I used to attend who proclaimed themselves to be prayer warriors- unafraid to pray for assistance in even the smallest matter. For it is a measure of oneself how much one lays at the feet of the good lord.




Posted by Ant

thank *** my father listens to Iron Maiden, Van Helen, etc.




Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe

Eh, I have the feeling, Omni, that my music will be the next thing to go. Or my drawings... if it comes down to drawings, oh, man- that's where they cross the line. :)

Make Peace, class! Not war. ;)




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Basically, his stance is that music is solely for worship and expressing happiness/joy at the beauty of the good lord's creation


Put on some Deathspell Omega.



Posted by WillisGreeny

Well, I'm lucky to have parents that laughed the one time I jokingly said I masterbated to Satan.




Posted by S

My mother introduced me to Nine Inch Nails, Tool and Grunge. She rocks in my book.




Posted by The Judge

My parents basically say "If you want to listen to satan music, go ahead. Just keep your door shut."




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

My parents pretended to be Catholic for 14 years so I wouldn't have to go to the crazy ghetto high school in my area, then as soon as I got in to the local Catholic high school, they just came straight out with it. My head was ****ed!




Posted by Omni


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Put on some Deathspell Omega.


O BE JOYFUL IN THE LORD



Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe

One thing that I have found that REALLy bugs parents (mine, at least) is when you play Christian - Metal music, if you can find such a thing; Skillet and Disciple are two perfect examples.




Posted by Omni

Don't tell them about how you like Kamelot.




Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe

Hehe.... I actually just play their slower songs around them, like "Wander" or "Don't You Cry" and my mother loves those two songs.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: My parents pretended to be Catholic for 14 years so I wouldn't have to go to the crazy ghetto high school in my area, then as soon as I got in to the local Catholic high school, they just came straight out with it. My head was ****ed!


haha, wow. Mine too. Weird. Though my mom lost faith more so because my dad was able to get an annulment so he could marry another woman. Which, when you think about it, is pretty ****ing stupid considering the beliefs of catholics.

lol religion



Posted by Shade

My grandma spent one sleepless night praying for my soul after I said I didn't consider myself a Catholic. Then I got yelled at the following morning by my dad for making her worry. Oh jeez.




Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe

About two years ago, I was staying at my mother's foster mother's house, and I brought a book with me, called "Tithe" by holly Black. Its a fairy-tale, right? Right. Well, the back of it said: "Welcome to the realm of Very Scary Faeries!" That did NOT go over well, because the lady thought that the book was bringing demons into her house. Too bad she did not see the copy of "Dracula" that was also in my backpack... :)




Posted by Skitzo Control

Wait... Fundamentalists? The Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Chirst of Ladder Day Saints? If that's the case, girl, get the hell out of there.

Any time a person tries to prevent you from reading/seeing something, they're preventing you from learning something they may be afraid of you knowing. It's why the whites kept the blacks from reading while they were slaves, it's the reason parents don't tell children about sex, and it's why Bible-thumpers want to ban certain books/movies from being in their homes. What they don't want you to know? Probably that you have the ability to form your own opinion and not have another person's views, opinions, and ideas shoved down your throat. Perhaps there is no G[COLOR=white]o[/COLOR]d, or your/their religion is the false one? Whatever it is, know that censorship is not to protect you from harm, but to protect you from education.

P.S. On Vent?;)




Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe

I can get on now, but I'll have to leave soon.




Posted by Slade


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Put on some Deathspell Omega.


You would think that would open his mind up a little, wouldn't you? Too bad he wouldn't really follow through with his previous statement, and he still wouldn't appreciate it. I mean, c'mon I played some maudlin of the Well for him, since that was what I considered to be the most listenable thing I had on hand. I figure when he says "It's the message that counts," what he really means is it just needs to sound happy to him. ITS HOPELESS



Posted by Shade

On the bright side, you can still read Paradise Lost and The Divine Comedy.




Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe

Journey to the Center of the Earth has been banned.
Alice in Wonderland has been banned.
The Shining has been banned. (Though, I would never let my own kids read that...)




Posted by WillisGreeny





Posted by MottaTheHutt

You're mother is restricting what you read for religious reasons, but she still lets you use the internet? Roflcopter...




Posted by Admiral Anthrax

Heh, my girlfriend's best friend and her husband are EXTREME fundies. She *****ed about my girlfriend dating a Lutheran saying it was a cult, and that she should only be dating Baptists (ironic considering Martin Luther is the only reason Baptists exist today). She tried to bring it up to my gf's mom (also a fundie, albeit a bit less extreme), and the mom bluntly told her to get over it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I figure when he says "It's the message that counts," what he really means is it just needs to sound happy to him. ITS HOPELESS


Throw some Tuatha on next time you're in the car. That's happy AND metal.



Posted by Slade

Have you ever listened to a contemporary Christian radio station? It has to sound like that. Switchfoot, Third Day, etc. "Now THAT'S how music's supposed to be."




Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe

All my mother listens to is classic Christian stations that only play the same songs over and over and over.... but I do actually like a lot of bands like Third Day, and Skillet and Thousand Foot Crutch. Some of them are actually pretty good.




Posted by Shade


Quoting Kendra, Warrior Babe: (Though, I would never let my own kids read that...)


Why not?



Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe

You obviously have never read it, have you, Slade?




Posted by Average n00b

That's gotta blow. I know someone who had that same situation, she seems to have coped with it. She's not allowed to watch any anime, cartoons, Comedy Central(Because it has South Park), and pretty much all the channels except the Christian one.

Overly religious people like that are usually kind of stubborn. So don't expect her changing her mind about this if you try to debate about it and stuff. Maybe you can go hang out with your friends once a week and read their books at that time. *Shrug*




Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe

Eh, not going to happen. I live in a town of 150 people, and I pretty much hate all the folks my age there, and the city is 30 miles out, so.... Yep. 'Tis the internet, for me! :-D




Posted by Average n00b

That works even better, okay then have fun.




Posted by Shade


Quoting Kendra, Warrior Babe: You obviously have never read it, have you, Slade?


*Seraph, jebus.

And yeah, I have.



Posted by Slade


Quoting Kendra, Warrior Babe: All my mother listens to is classic Christian stations that only play the same songs over and over and over....


When I didn't have anything except for a radio in my car, sometimes I'd listen to the Catholic station. They play some sweet chants(especially late at night) and during the day the speakers are always good for a laugh. But I can't stand the contemporary station at all. It's just... sick. It's got no history, no real background, and it's like "cookie cutter" everything- music, personalities, etc.


Think you'll be moving out soon?



Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe

Hehe. No. Not likely, not for another few years.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Kendra, Warrior Babe: You obviously have never read it, have you, Slade?


The Shining is an awesome book. I certainly hope you mean that you don't want your kids reading at too young an age, because I enjoyed it immensely (though I was kinda young when I first read it anyway).



Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe

I meant I would never let an eight or a nine year old read it! Yes, it is a great book, which is why I'm mad that I wasn't able to finish it. >.>