who would win pirates or ninjas

ah the ever popular web question. answer this so i can win a bet with a friend.

stupidest ****ing internet debate ever.

this is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO random XD!

I've seen this poll in so many forums :(

Ninjas.

YOU ARE A FUCKING LAMER AND NOBODY WANTS YOUR COCK

AND NARUTO IS FOR JAPANESE FIVE-YEAR-OLD BOYS

This reminds me of a six-month long ELVES VS. WIZARDS debate between some of my friends.

lit3 the end

elves

What about elven wizards? Or pirate ninjas?

Or magic casting elven pirate ninjas?

GARGOYLES

Maaatt Daamon

Pirates definitely, because ninjas blow. Pirates are way overrated too, regular sea captains and fat beer bellied professional fisherman are much cooler. Not to mention lumberjacks, farmers, and garbage men.

Cowboys are cooler than people give them credit for.

Looking for that image of May from Guilty Gear being boob-crushed by Mai from Fatal Fury and one of the DoA girls...

...

.. Yeah I can't find it. :(

I have to deal with this **** on ZeldaPower, regrettably. There are members quite dedicated to both sides.

[quote=Linko_16;757556][COLOR=indigo]I have to deal with this **** on ZeldaPower[/COLOR]

stop going to inferior forums

[quote=bazariah;756985]magic casting elven pirate ninjas who are trained in the force and have double bladed light sabers.... and a bucket of KFC

...would still lose to Clint Eastwood.

STFU, you retards! Vikings pwn them all!

Vikings? I saw plenty of those in Denmark this summer and they weren't at all impressive.

That's what everyone says, until they're drinking blood out of your skull. Really though, don't bring the Norse into this. ;/

Will do.

Doesn't look too bad. It has more boards than the one I was previously posting at.

I'M SO *** **** SICK OF THIS QUESTION AND WISH IT WOULD FLAT OUT DIE.

Hatred for this poll aside, Pirates.

Why? Booty.

Yar.

ALIEN VS PREDATOR

GO I choose Predator.

Predators. Because they look like Zergs.

If only I knew what that meant...

Edit: Figured it out. Nevermind.

Predators, because LOL, they technically did. :p

What the hell are you guys thinking picking elves over wizards?!

Elves: they have bows, and little knives if you're lucky. okay, maaaybe some forest spirit magic stuff too.

Wizards: again, lit3 the end

depends on the type of elf we're talking about. I mean, in more than a few stories they're super powerful.

[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Legolas2.jpg[/IMG]

sup guys i killed an elephant, and not the kind that hangs out on sandtrap, lol

Man, if he did, that would be epic. Those things are impossible to kill.

Wouldn't be too hard to beat, since it moves at about 2mph. But as far as I can tell, it's 100% indestructible and BREATHES FIRE, like I found out:

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I was trying to use forge mode to make an elephant jump over the other elephant.

The elephant can't drive up a walkable slope.

Ninjas. Ryu Hayabusa > Jack Sparrow

It's all based on preference.

Are you a man/lesbian who enjoys the pussy? Pirates win. You a fag? Ninjas are for you.

It's a ****ing tie.

ITT we argue over pirates and ninjas gogogo.

I think I'll go with pirates, cuz you get to plunder **** and blow up **** and do **** in general.

It's fun to play a video game as a ninja, but it's less fun to be a ninja.

if you get killed as a pirate, you're too drunk to notice. Pirates it is.

O YA DO U HAVE ANY SOURCES 2 BAK THAT SHIT ^!?!?

BAHAHAHA! BURN!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BoSnQkzKJlA


Uh, ninjas. DUH

I do hope that was a joke.

Forget it Omni... It's useless.

BTW GAIS, I HAS A COOL SIG! :cool:

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Pirates and ninjas? Them *****es apparently don't know 'bout mah LAZERguided missiles

Though I couldn't care less about the actual "debate," my friends have always thought that ninjas suited me moreso than pirates, which is appropriate because I'm a total ****ing fag. Hey, it works!

Last I checked, the term pirate was actually slang for a homosexual.

Stupid debate is stupid, martial arts beats drunk brawling any day of the week. Pirates got owned by the Royal Navy all the time. Yeah, that's right, sailors. Ninjas, on the other hand, had everyone on their toes. Their purpose was assassination of government figures, no one could touch them because they were highly trained and clever enough to disguise themselves, their numbers and their ways.

Logic would make Ninjas the clear winners. The only people saying pirates are the fags that, I don't know, really love their earings and pretty red sashes.

Way to attempt to use logic in order to push your opinion on an obviously stupid debate.
Here let me push my logic.

-This particular base in this particular area are belonging to us, therefore all your base are belong to us.

-Tables have four legs; cows have four legs; therefore tables must be cows.

Chuck Norris.

I like oforia's argument. Naruto has ninjas. therefore ninjas are **** ****ing *** licking *****faces

edit: oh wait he updated it nvm

[quote=Oforia;758716]Way to attempt to use logic in order to push your opinion on an obviously stupid debate.
Here let me push my logic.

-This particular base in this particular area are belonging to us, therefore all your base are belong to us.

-Tables have four legs; cows have four legs; therefore tables must be cows.

Haha, you seem rather annoyed.

Jesus, leave this forum Motta and never come back.

I like how you act like you have some form of authority here, or like I care what you say.

Vikings.

jokes arent really funny if you suck at being funny.

Wow. That Ninjas VS Pirates debate sure is serious business...

this debate is not serious. if it were REALLY serious business we would be having some stupid argument such as:

[quote]Since ninjas would probably have to sail out to the pirates, they would be sunk by the pirates' cannons. Some argue that ninjas could fly to the pirate ships. These same people would argue that when the pirates would shoot pistols at the ninjas, the ninjas would deflect the bullets with their swords. These same people are also retards. If (and this is the more likely possibility) the ninjas stayed on land and let the pirates come to them, they could take them out one at a time as they came down the gangplank, or defeat one longboatfull at a time.

Funny, but too deeply planned out.

The glory of the Soviet Union can be crushed by neither pirate nor ninja. The brave, vodka fueled sons of the motherland will dance on the graves of the shuriken throwing flits and peg-legged parrot ****ers alike.

Knight vs samurai debate.

GO!

Samurai.

Knights are slow.

that's not surprising.

But at least they have the special ability to preform Seppuku.

THIS IS NOT THE RPG WORLD FUCKWAD! :D

Nobody cares stop it jesus

Pirates and Ninjas actually have a lot in common. Why fight when you can work together?

Are you like 4 years old? Or Junior Miss South Carolina?

Seriously, cockfag. I mean, pirates get soooo much more pussy than ninjas. ****, you're dumb. Pirates are awesome. Die, seriously.

I was thinking, of course, purely on the basis that the two were going to battle to the death. I choice Ninjas for that fact alone.

BOY, I COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME NINJA BURGER. HOW ABOUT YOU GAIZ?

Also ppl, mark your calenders for December 5th. That's Day of The Ninja where everyone dresses and acts like a ninja.

http://www.piratesversusninjas.com/trailer/

Pirates vs Ninjas THE MOVIE....trailer.

[quote=Oforia;758926]Blah blah blah this post sucks
Shut up.

What about a Pirate Ninja? Now that would be cool.