String Cheese Riddles

No, they aren't riddles about string cheese. They're riddles that are on the packages. I figured I might as well put these up for you to ATTEMPT to solve. So on with the show.

What has thousands of ears, but can't hear?

I'll wait for some guesses before I put up the next one.

POTATOE

Or thousands old people

I think it has something to do with corn or the like. You know like EARS of corns? Corn fields maybe?

I SWEAR TO *** I POSTED HERE AND IF I GET IT WRONG I'LL ****ING **** MYSELF.

FOOD BANK LOL

skip that one, post one I don't know

[quote=Ant;751447]What kind of bank has no money?

a bank during the 1920's in america

hahahaha

the 1920's were a very prosperous time for most of that decade. wasn't until black tuesday in october of 29 I want to say that it finally crashed. so yeah, suck on that.

so I got another piece because of gaypiro. RIDDLE BEING: What do whales like to chew? *has no idea, opens*

ha, genius. kay guess.

Any dick they can get.

...

Oh, wait, the ones in the water or the ones your girlfriend always invite on dates that were just supposed to be the two of you?

either/or

is it BLUBBER GUM?

maybe the jokes on string cheese and popsicles are the same sometimes.


btw are you peeling and eating it or just nomnomnom-ing it?

I eat the cheese while the plastic is still on it.

Hubba Bubba Dubble Bubble gum. Watch the comerical and you'll see that I'm correct.

[quote=Ant;751620]shut up

Next one: What does Mother Earth use to go fishing?

plutonium

no that's not that answer

Cactus.

an earth rod

[IMG]http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz1055outcome4.jpg[/IMG]

Some form of a pun.

the answer is the north and south poles

It was a pun.

Ant just lost five vocabulary points, yo

demanding more stupid riddles

What part of the body has the most rhythm? *thinks, can't think of anything*

Oh. this isn't really that hard.

Your brain, which comprehends what a rhythm is.

But does the brain itself have rhythm? **** no.

The ****ing Rhythm bone then **** this stupid thread.

go to bed

Suck my wilkins.

For not knowing that was a pun.

eardrums

FUCK

vampiro ****ing wins.

time for more string cheese.

alright, this one sucked so bad I considered not putting up. but I will anyways.

What kind of glasses do spies wear?

haha, oh wow. I remember this one from a fruit roll-up. it's something like spyfocals or some ****

yeah, it was spyfocals. :/

Man, I should make more threads related around me eating food! TIME FOR MORE STRING CHEESE!

yes -_-

anywho, what did the socks say to the foot?

you're putting me on

HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

****, I'm not eating anymore string cheese...for now.

I want you inside me.

Lol

[IMG]http://www.hormel.com/images/glossary/c/cheese_string.jpg[/IMG]

***, this stuff looks disgusting.

I should ban you for that, but apparently our powers are equal. We would end up fighting for eternity under the watchful eye of the supermods, in the process destroying all of the lesser non-mod members below us.

I don't believe either of us wish for this fate.


So I'm just going to say "watch it, buddy," and by that I mean you **** well better watch it.

[IMG]http://www.lifehack.org/wp-content/files/2007/05/20070515-matrix.jpg[/IMG]

something like this, right?

[quote=The X;752021][IMG]http://www.hormel.com/images/glossary/c/cheese_string.jpg[/IMG]

***, this stuff looks disgusting.

i are DURR DURR DURR

What's fat and asks riddles based on food, kind of like an overweight sphinx?

An overweight sphinx

what do you get when you cross a helicopter and a skunk?

What do you get when you cross my fist with your face?

a smell-i-copter?

Man, that guy makes no sense.

this thread just took a turn for the confusing!

*** I need some string cheese!

How can you eat this ****

wtf, have you had it? I bet you didn't even know what it was before this thread!

String cheese is okay.

[IMG]http://www.richardpettinger.com/blog/images7/young_polar_bear.jpg/[/IMG]

awwwww

[IMG]http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/football200307PA_468x314.jpg[/IMG]

HE HAS THE ORB.

nomnomnom

Funny thing. I was Googling for mutilated polar bears and came across that.

... mutilated? ;_;

[IMG]http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/0307/bearcub.jpg[/IMG]

How does a bear know what balls are?

Is this a riddle?

Is that a riddle?

Therein lies the question.

Yes

The universe just collapsed.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/Kvar/zebesexplode.jpg[/IMG]

Metriod.

Always Metroid.

YEAH I KNOW THAT'S THE PHOTO OF WHEN ZEBES EXPLODES.

What is a ghost's favorite cereal?

rice creepies

honey nut cheerios

Spooky pebbles!!

...?

Rice Creepies

Scream of Wheat.

Boo Berry.

Eat more cheese.

Yeah, eat more, and do it somewhere where judge can't see you.

OH, I have a joke. This one's from a Laffy Taffy.

What were Tarzan's last words?

Cream of Wheat isn't even a cereal.

Tarzan's last words were "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck niiiiiiiiiggers."

nate higgers

What an awesome name to have.

"Who greased the vine?!"

JEE WIZZ

jee wizz grandma leave me alone for two seconds, i'm trying to pet kitties!

jee wizz...

Q. What do you call a handcuffed black man?
A. Trustworthy.

Don't be so sure. The only n[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]gger you can trust is a n[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]gger corpse.

And even then they raise them as zombies with their voodoo. I mean, seriously. You can't win.

Fuck.

N[COLOR="White"]igg[/COLOR]er corpses often carry diseases that germinate post-death.

Sounds like some material for RE5.

I think that's the point. art imitates life

hehe

Shut up and eat more so we can get more riddles.

I DON'T Want STRING CHEESE!

I want a huge ****ty shake from McDonalds.

Well, ask the girl behind the counter to write a riddle on the bottom of the cup. Win win for everyone.

Lol.

Yes... win for her because she's been waiting all day for someone to ask her to do that, of course!

McDonald's employees are subhuman. She doesn't factor into this.

I sure it's really rare, but I've seen some pretty attractive subhumans working at McDonalds lately.

yeah, there's this one cute one at the mcdonalds I frequent most.

there's also this middle aged lady who appears to be on crack.

Never said subhumans can't be unattractive, just that their feelings don't matter.

The manager at the one I used to go to was pretty scary looking. He probably weighed at least 300 lbs and had a skullet sort of thing going on, but it was all old and falling out.

I think there were only one or two decent subhumans working there.


edit:
[quote]Never said subhumans can't be unattractive,
...It's far too late in the day for this many negatives in one sentence.

wendy's has hotter subhumans I find.

they only hire mexicans there.

yeah, but you live in mexico's canada's vancouver. I've never even seen a real mexicant in my town.

it's weird though. taco bell, and del taco the only mexican oriented fast food restaurants here actually hire white people. along with mcdonalds.

carls jr, wendys, burger king are all mexican. jack in the box is in the middle.

There's this cute waitress I see at the IHOP sometimes on campus.

does she have a penis?

So I brokedown and got another piece of string cheese. And this riddle is perfect for VGC: What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?

stinkman

STINKERBELL

just shut up and eat more string cheese

mine was better

plus, the guesses are what make this thread funny. STOP RUINING EVERYTHING, X

a bank in america in the 1920's

lol

What kind of candy is never on time?

no cheating plz

late or laters?

Now & Laters perhaps?!

Fun Dip :D

It's easier than you think.

Think basic.

Twix?

Chocolate!

Dirty, dirty cheater.

CHOCLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

I never thought of chocolate as candy. They're two different things to me. Isn't that the whole point of M&M's?

Yeah, chocolate by itself isn't candy.


hey what kind of candy has more space inside than a honda civic?

Snickers? Twix?

Mars bar?

Chocolate is candy. Most of them say "CANDY BAR" right on it.

And I was going to say Kit Kat because they're slogan is take a break...

no to all.


VANilla HAHAHAHA eat that you chocolate candy bar ****ers

was that on a string cheese wraper?

vanilla isn't a candy

hey I just had a vanilla CANDY BAR mmmm delicious this vanilla is good candy

you have no idea how badly I want to kill zeta right now.

so if the fact that chocolate candy bars exist makes chocolate a candy, does the existence of vanilla candy sticks make vanilla a candy?

No.

oh shi- car manufacturer rivalry burn

Ant has major constipation, he cant eat anymore cheese.

I managed to pull throw and have another piece.


What starts with "e" ends with "e" and has only one letter?

Envelope.

I MEAN...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

the 2nd one is correct.

wait, what?

idk, I guess you could fit more than one letter in.

is that really the answer?

Yes, the answer is really envelope.

oh, envelope. for some reason I didn't read that. now it all makes sense