Avast ye swabs! Any man who not be talkin as a true pirate, he be walking the plank off my vessel!
Lift the skin up, and put into the bunt the slack of the clews, the leech and foot-rope, and body of the sail; being careful not to let it get forward under or hang down abaft. Then haul your bunt well up on the yard, smoothing the skin and bringing it down well abaft, and make fast the bunt gasket round the mast, and the jigger, if there be one, to the tie.
There! That's what I think of ye. Before an hour's out, I'll stove in your old block house like a rum puncheon. Laugh, by thunder, laugh! Before an hour's out, ye'll laugh upon the other side. Them that die'll be the lucky ones.
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Shiver me timbers n' stuff.
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Yar, 'tis but a mediocre holiday to some bilged rats, but to I, Scurvy Joe Frags, 'tis a fine day. A DAY FOR PIRATING BOOTY OF BOTH KINDS! This be the only day I get to exercise me rough, manly piratin' voice, and also me somewhat lackluster pirate speak on this here interweb.
But alas, it are also be a day I suffer torment from them vile scalawags I be workin' with. All day as I be talkin' like a pirate, I'll be catchin' the wrath of Davey Jones and the vicious seabeast Kraken more than a hundred times... yhar, 'tis indeed a day of mixed emotions. :/
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np Battleheart - "Wenches And Mead"
In England EVERY day is talk like a pirate day!
You guys don't sound like pirates. You sound like super nanny!
ok, so he have pathetic losers armed only with an internet meme and plastic weapons taking on the world.
I just really hate this holiday because the only people who celebrate it (off the internet, anyway) are the biggest, most annoying nerds on the planet.
I must've missed it the last few years, because today's the first I've heard about it. Sounds pretty gay.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk_Like_A_Pirate_Day
You'd be surprised. But yeah Linko, the only place you could probably celebrate it would be the internet.
My friend talks, acts and dresses like a pirate every day. Sometimes I wonder if he takes today off.
Everything is relative. Compared to you, I'm ****ing royalty.
See, now your just being a big poo poo head.
We're all equally retarded here. Unless of course you are, in fact, a bigger retard then me since everything is relative lol.
I don't think you understand, so I'll use a simple inequality to demonstrate the concept for you.
Given that mis0 = I and RS = U, I > U.
It's so cute how you try to defend yourself. I'll use a simple anime faces to demonstrate this concept to you.
Given that mis0, you, = ^o^ And me = OMFG MIS0 SO ****ING CUTE.
Stop hitting on me you ****ing creep.
Living in that desert and all, you must have some sand in your gina'. Chill out. Have some rum on the house.
Btw, 5 minutes till International Talk Like a Pirate Day is over with.
That's a 10-4, good buddy.
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