I went to my school dance last night. Anyways I was asked to dance by some grotesque looking fat *****. She was like "David" I turned to look at her and was freaked out, "want to dance?" I then replied "I don't dance". She then got furious and said "why do you pay 4 dollars and not dance?" and then she stormed off.
I seriously felt like I was going to puke. I swear, plus it didn't help when she stunk like shit.
lol
I would say, "Why do you pay 4 dollars to get rejected by everyone to dance."
It was horrible.
Did she even dance with anyone?
Yes
Ewwwwww.
Did she danced with the biggest stinky ungly guy in the crowd?
We need pics.
No we don't.
Really not.
Fat people should never wear revealing clothes. She was wearing like a spaghetti strap t-shirt and eh.
When my brother, friend and I got to the dance we noticed that thing dancing, she was jumping up and down and her unmentionables were going up and down. It was disturbing.
But yeah she didn't ask me to dance again, and I thank *** for that. Another thing that happened was that I whipped out my chest hair. I let some gals feel it. This dance sucked though. I was at the varsity football game (they always lose), and the dance started at nine. Well the game didn't end till sometime after ten and we lost track of time. The thing that sucked is that we had to pay the 4 dollars yet for the two hours that were left. Bullocks.
lol chest hair.
Yeah I let three girls feel my spectacular chest hair. One of them actually pulled a hair.
My friend asked the DJ to play Footloose.
Kick off them Sunday shoes.
oh baby!!!!
Kevin Bacon ftw!
$4!!!!
RIP OFF
i hated scool dances, my friends and i boycotted most of them by our Jr. year. We would use the distraction as an opportunity to mess with peoples houses and such...good times.
Now now, that wasn't nice!!!! You never know, if you had danced with her, you might of ended up having a crush on her :D, then she might of asked you out on a date :D, and then a few years later, you two might of ended up going on a honeymoon to da Bahamas after geting married!!! :D:D:D:D:D
Pictures pze!!!! :D:D:D:D:D
*ducks before geting shot!!*
*doesnt duck* What the WACK!
/r/ more chest hair pics