http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=77039
Man, salty burgers? I love salt. I'd ****ing tip the person.
I read about this.
I like how if it was just a random person who'd gotten this burger and tried to tell the police that an employee should be arrested, they'd think that person was retarded. But since it's a cop, the employee gets jail time.
lmao...fucking officer zipperpig from X-Cops, I swear!
Zipper Pig
Zipper pig, zipper pig, zipper pig, oh
Zipper pig, zipper pig, zipper pig, oh
I got the call at 3.33
I arrived at the scene
It was a Masonic conspiracy
You don't know what I mean
Crystal meth lab raid
Was the scene of my shame
All my skin was burned away
Now you know my name
Zipper pig, zipper pig, zipper pig, oh
Zipper pig, zipper pig, zipper pig, oh
All their planted evidence
Was all around me
Exploded in my face
Hot as 33 degrees
Bad mason, bad cop
I was really mean
All my skin was burned away
No time to scream
I was once a human being
Just like you or you
Now I'm a drippy mess
My face was turned to goo
I want vengeance on the ones
Who burned me black and blue
But I know I'll never touch them
I guess you'll have to do!
Zipper pig, zipper pig, zipper pig, oh(x4)
Salty?
I was expecting the burger to have something rotten in it. Not too much SALT. That's just pathetic.
:(
Did he expect a good burger? because, I mean, it is mcdonalds...
Sending the burger to a ****ing CRIME LAB?!
lol -- He seems to have been spooked by it. Does seem a bit over the top though -- I'll give you that.
He probably confused the salt for anthrax.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He must arrest his wife every time he opens the pantry.
Whats this only my corn bitch?
Its salt
Hands in the air and turn around!
Looks like crack to me.
Looks like this McDonalds worker could be charged with a[COLOR=Silver]sS[/COLOR]ALT!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
That's an absolutely terrible joke, but I lol'd hard!
I lol'd at my own joke. What have I become. :(
lol ass
My sense of humor just doesn't quite cut it for the "anthrax" or "assault" one. I must be broken...
See, it's funny because it's a terrible joke. You're laughing more at how pathetic it is than how funny it is. Like watching a Uwe Boll movie.
Pretty sure I saw the same joke over at GFF.
Power hungry much?
Pun intended.