Who wants to see me?




Posted by The Judge

I've got $300 in "store credit" for Orbitz.com

Basically, on my next purchase of a plane ticket to anywhere in the US, I have $300 towards it already. So when I choose to take a vacation, I was hoping to not just go to a random location. Rather, I figure I'd see if anyone wanted to have me come out to see them and have some fun for a bit. I mean, I might as well, being as I have nowhere in the US to fly to.

I'll provide everything for myself (hotel, food, etc), but obviously won't have transportation.

So, though I doubt it, if any of you would like to hang out with me, please tell me so, and I'll weigh the at most one or two callers I get.

Note: READ MY ENTIRE POST. IT HAS THE INFORMATION A LOT OF YOU ARE ASKING.




Posted by Omni

Ant probably wants you to come see him.




Posted by The Judge

And you asked why I found you annoying.




Posted by Omni

Only because you asked if I wanted you to come and see me when you go on vacation, and I just don't get the logic, assuming there's any to get.




Posted by The Judge

The Thought Process: I have a free ticket basically, I might as well use it.




Posted by Roger Smith

I'd ask you to come down here but our house isn't finished yet. Probably won't be till October. I don't want you to have to put up with my uncle and grandpa.




Posted by The Judge

I REPEAT: I WILL PROVIDE EVERYTHING FOR MYSELF, WHICH INCLUDES A HOTEL




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Come to Scotland. Bring Ant, and pick up Vamp on the way!

... or is the store credit only usable for domestic flights? :(




Posted by Roger Smith

No, I mean if you were to hang in the house I'm staying at, I wouldn't want you to have to put up with them. Trust me, it's bad. It's driving me and my family insane living here.




Posted by Grave Wisdom

YUO SHOULD VISUIT ME

LOTSOFLOLSD AWAIT




Posted by junior senior

come to ny to nintendo store




Posted by The Judge

Current Candidates I can think of: Grave Wisdom. These lols are tempting.

Though granted I barely know him.




Posted by Grave Wisdom

yae but that makes the sxex more excitting




Posted by Shade

ahey gysu i am druknd adn cant typ lololz

YEAH. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, GRAVE.

But you can't see me. Be afraid.




Posted by Grave Wisdom

SCRREW YOU :(




Posted by Grave Wisdom

SHADE HSA NO PEUNIS




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

pffffffffffffffffffft

I think anyone that wants you to go would rather have you stay with them instead of a hotel dmac

probably to rape you when you're sleeping though, ****ing vgc

edit : I wouldn't put it past myself either




Posted by cool gamer dad

I could probably drive down if you wanted to hang out sometime Judge-dude.




Posted by The Judge

Pit seems to think it's a good idea. Maybe there. Any other people?




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

I live with pit you ****er

I wouldn't mind you hitting me with you right fist on my nuts either :)




Posted by The Judge

Then New York seems to be the most likely choice at the moment.




Posted by Xero


Quoting The Judge: anywhere in the US.


:(



Posted by The Judge

Or at least that's what I was lead to believe. Though international flights are a lot more expensive I think.




Posted by Xero

Well then again. I don't think you'd enjoy staying in Montreal for more than 3-4 days.




Posted by The Judge

Or 1.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

but we have the best porn in NY




Posted by Pit

Montreal? Montreal? Montreal? Montreal? Montreal? Montreal?



That's funny.




Posted by Xero


Quoting The Judge: Or 1.


;_;



Posted by The Judge

Sorry buddy. You just live in a horrible place. :)




Posted by Xero

I KNOW! IT'S JUST HARSH TO FACE REALITY.

I've been in that ****hole for 18 years. I just can't wait to get away from there.

But we're getting off topic. Sorry.




Posted by The Judge

Well so far I'm thinking going to NY to see Pit and everyone else who lives there.




Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

I think junior senior is around here, poison is still alive, anyone else around, we can't the only ****s in NY now




Posted by Shade

There had better be pics of this visit when it happens.




Posted by WillisGreeny

Anyone want to come visit me in Iowa City, Iowa? hell no. Everyone secretly hates Iowa except Iowans.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

If you go to NY I should drive down there. I've always meant to visit Pit... just never did.




Posted by Skitzo Control

[quote=WillisGreeny;742896]Anyone want to come visit me in Iowa City, Iowa? hell no. Everyone secretly hates Iowa except Iowans.
It's no secret, we hate 'em outwardly here in California. **** Iowa...




Posted by junior senior


Quoting Dark Bulb 4.3: I think junior senior is around here, poison is still alive, anyone else around, we can't the only ****s in NY now


im 1 hour on train away from nyc

you can go to the mall with 4 floors and an ice rink in it if you visit!!!!!



Posted by Ant

and look at one of her famous craps.




Posted by maian

Colorado's nice. :)

It'd be pretty rad to meet Judgey. :-*

But then again, I'm a lot younger, and I have school and other friends and crap and no one else lives in CO. :(




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

So...you're not going to Virginia?




Posted by Skitzo Control

Judge, join AdultFriendFinder.com (I'm there, AFF Member No. 8675309) and get ahold of any chick on there that will put out, then fly to her and commence with the intercourse. It'll be the best!




Posted by cool gamer dad

...****ing jesus you're creepy.




Posted by Shade

Rape on a plane is better than consent on a planet.




Posted by Stalolin

i dont' really want you to come see me

i mean, i'd come see you

but if you came here you'd have to have a drinking party with me and you like don't do that

but yeah, don't step foot in idaho anyways. One of the worst places in the US.




Posted by Sable Wind

What about the potatoes?




Posted by Stalolin

Most of them are exported to other states, so even though they're not bad, we don't get them.




Posted by sniper

hang out in gaysville washington, we can go to.. the zoo




Posted by WillisGreeny


Quoting Stalolin: Most of them are exported to other states, so even though they're not bad, we don't get them.


Just like Iowa's corn, except that only cattle get to eat it.



Posted by The Judge


Quoting Angelwing: So...you're not going to Virginia?


No



Posted by Klarth

Hey Judge come to England so I can take a dump in your greasy hair




Posted by mis0

Come to New Mexico so I can forget about you at the airport and never answer your calls. You'll be bored to death.

oh **** I just gave away the prank.




Posted by Ant


Quoting netman: Hey Judge come to England so I can take a dump in your greasy hair


do it for the lulz. i'd lul, so it'd be a big ol mission complete

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE LULZ!



Posted by Xeones


Quoting Stalolin: but yeah, don't step foot in idaho anyways. One of the worst places in the US.


Bull****, im from idaho and it rocks. Sorry, im kind of partail to the northwest because i cant ****ing stand the southeast.

Anyhow, you could come see me judge...but that would require me to take leave to chauffeur your *** around, which i have neither the money nor the leave to undertake such a task.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

come to canada so you can drink our bags of milk




Posted by Xeones

bags of milk?...unless its a sexual innuendo...is that something like the bags of wine that well, come in a box.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Kinda. Except there's no box surrounding this. Just a literal bag of milk.




Posted by Xeones

wow...thats pretty intense, cant say that i would be willing to drink it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Apparently our milk is better and there's a good reason they do it... so idk.




Posted by Xeones

hmm, odd...but i felt the same way about yogurt in a tube.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yogurt's ****ing gross anyways. Calling it tubes doesn't help.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I wish winnipeg sold milk in bags. Canada is ashamed to have me as a citizen.




Posted by Xenos

Why don't you want to go to Virginia, sir?




Posted by The Judge

Use your imagination. Come on, think about it hard now.




Posted by Xeones

wasn't that crazy trio of brothers in "wrong turn" from virginia? that would be a pretty good reason not to go.




Posted by The Judge

You got it. Fear of inbred hicks.




Posted by Zeta

Stay away from Minnesota.




Posted by Xeones

i dunno about minnesota, but that pretty much eliminates the entire southeast in general.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

oh darn, not the southeast!




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Zeta: Stay away from Minnesota.


Whoa, where are you in Minnesota?



Posted by Average n00b

See, I'd totally say yes, but my parentals will be all RAWR. >>;




Posted by Dexter

I'd be the best choice. I've got the girls, the entertainment, the transportation, the food, and the housing. You don't need a hotel when you visit me, I got the extra space and we'll be having a blast until we fall asleep anyway. The gorgeous Oregon environment provides us with plenty of activities. The water's warm and my boat is full of fuel.




Posted by Grave Wisdom

Uh oh watch out!

I think Dexter has a hard-on for Judgey now!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Who doesn't.

Though I'd totally visit Dex if I was in this situation.




Posted by Zeta


Quoting Angelwing: Whoa, where are you in Minnesota?


Blaine.

Stay away.



Posted by Shade

12555 University Ave. N.E
Zip Code 55434

I'll be waiting for you when school lets out.




Posted by Zeta

wut




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: 12555 University Ave. N.E


Made up.



Posted by cool gamer dad

Blaine High School. It's real. I'm gonna ****ing slit your throat shade.




Posted by Shade

I never lie.

Alright, but do it after I mount Zeta in front of his school.




Posted by Xeones


Quoting Dexter: I'd be the best choice. I've got the girls, the entertainment, the transportation, the food, and the housing. You don't need a hotel when you visit me, I got the extra space and we'll be having a blast until we fall asleep anyway. The gorgeous Oregon environment provides us with plenty of activities. The water's warm and my boat is full of fuel.


listen to dexter...go to the northwest.



Posted by Ant

eh, it's okay. if you like...trees.




Posted by Corrupt

Certainly better than what we have down here, which basically consists of miles and miles of overcrowded beaches. While I still do love the idea of relaxing on a secluded, empty beach, I'd take the mountains and forests of the northwest over that any day.

Whenever I hear someone refer to San Diego as "SUN DIEGO", I get the urge to punch them in the face




Posted by Nazo


Quoting Corrupt: Whenever I hear someone refer to San Diego as "SUN DIEGO", I get the urge to punch them in the face


Your sig says it all. :cool:



Posted by Xeones


Quoting Corrupt: Certainly better than what we have down here, which basically consists of miles and miles of overcrowded beaches. While I still do love the idea of relaxing on a secluded, empty beach, I'd take the mountains and forests of the northwest over that any day.

Whenever I hear someone refer to San Diego as "SUN DIEGO", I get the urge to punch them in the face


**** beaches...im sick of florida. Give me mountains, trees and cold weather any day.



Posted by Shade

You obviously haven't lived in a state that's cold nine months of the year all your life.

Give me a beach anytime.




Posted by sniper

THE JUDGE has decided to go to Cambodia so he can have sex with underage girls.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: You obviously haven't lived in a state that's cold nine months of the year all your life.

Give me a beach anytime.


I have. Ten bux says it gets a hell of a lot colder here too. Beaches ****ing suck.



Posted by Ant

This thread constANTly reminds me of the episode of the simpsons where Milhouse passes the note to Nelson from Lisa that says "Guess who likes you." Then the death beating Milhouse receives there after. That's all.




Posted by Xeones


Quoting Shade: You obviously haven't lived in a state that's cold nine months of the year all your life.

Give me a beach anytime.


prior to me entering the military....yes i did. I lived in a cold state for 18 years straight...which judging by your profile is 2 more years than you.

and what do i have to say about it now that im gone...?

I want back...florida ****ing sucks, too ***dam hot and beaches are overrated.

but like ive always said...to each his own eh?



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: but like ive always said...to each his own eh?


Negative. What you said is fact. Shade is completely wrong.



Posted by Xeones


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Negative. What you said is fact. Shade is completely wrong.


works for me...**** beaches, i say to hell with them all.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Xeones: prior to me entering the military....yes i did. I lived in a cold state for 18 years straight...which judging by your profile is 2 more years than you.

and what do i have to say about it now that im gone...?

I want back...florida ****ing sucks, too ***dam hot and beaches are overrated.

but like ive always said...to each his own eh?


Was it minus 50 weather? That's the best.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

-20 is the perfect winter weather. At least then it's ****ing cold but you can still go outside. -50? Outside doesn't exist.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

That's what layers, long johns, toques and balaclavas are for!




Posted by Ant

only idiots wear that though




Posted by The Judge

-20 is a disgusting temperature. I get cold in 50 degree weather.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: That's what layers, long johns, toques and balaclavas are for!


That's why too much work to go outside. If I can't walk out with a jacket and pants then I don't walk out at all. It's not the cold, rather the energy I have to put into it.



Posted by The Judge

That's WAY too much. Not WHY, WAY!




Posted by Ant

he meANT what he said and means what he meANT.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: That's WAY too much. Not WHY, WAY!


Reread my post. It makes sense.

In terms of my posting style, that is.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Ant: only idiots wear that though


You mean you're an idiot if you don't wear them. It also makes you look cool.



Posted by Skitzo Control

I dress up like an Aviator to keep warm, 'cause I rather wear long-johns around my neck then on my legs.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: You mean you're an idiot if you don't wear them. It also makes you look cool.


it's true. balaclavas are ****ing badass and make you feel like a terrorist.



Posted by Roger Smith

Has Judge left yet? :-/




Posted by Linko_16

lol just noticed this thread. I'd invite you here, but it'd probably be more practical for me to come up north if/when we have that California party so a whole bunch of us can hang out. Granted, it'd have to be at a convenient time for me, college is proving a little busier than I expected.

EDIT - Or maybe you already decided on somewhere, I didn't read the whole thread. Either way, leave me alone.




Posted by Xeones


Quoting Angelwing: Was it minus 50 weather? That's the best.


-50? no. thats pretty **** cold, i think the worst i saw was -25, but even then that wasnt too bad considering i often times wore shorts when it was anything above zero, which is no real accomplishment btw.



Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

been there done that, once

nothing worst than frosty balls man




Posted by Pit

bring Ant with you




Posted by Ant

lol




Posted by Dexter

When is he going to decide?




Posted by Ant

not anytime soon. not like it was a right now kind of thing.




Posted by Dexter

But dudes, we may not be available later on. Japan is calling my name.




Posted by Xero


Quoting Dexter: Japan is calling my name.


For what? :confused:



Posted by The Judge

No worries, Dex, you're not going to be the one I pick.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Dexter: But dudes, we may not be available later on. Japan is calling my name.


Just remember: NO XBOX FOR THREE MONTHS.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

kidding me? japan has, like, 50 dollar xbawkses. just buy another




Posted by Dexter

I'll bring my bawks. Although if I'm only going to stay for a little bit, I'm going to want to suck up all the Tokyo experience I possibly can. They got good trance clubs and anime. And giggles.

Judge, you got bad taste. I'm obviously the best choice. Anyone else is just awkward. Don't you want an adventure?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

derick, you should go fly out to see ant




Posted by Ant

no




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: kidding me? japan has, like, 50 dollar xbawkses. just buy another


I meant he isn't going to have much time for xbox.

And $50? I'll take one.



Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;751749]derick, you should go fly out to see ant

do it judge

if you do i'll mail you a personal belonging of mine, whatever that ends up being




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lolin's soiled panties plus a free trip to see ant? Can it possibly get any better?




Posted by junior senior

come to ny, we have REAL homeless people!




Posted by Ant

as apposed to the fake ones we have in california.




Posted by junior senior

Yes.

I saw a homeless guy made of newspaper. Newspaper.




Posted by Klarth

judge why are you so blakc? :(




Posted by Klarth


Quoting netman: judge why are you so blakc? :(


holy ****!



Posted by The Judge

...Well alright.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Fly down to St. Catharines in January. Quite the grim miasma.

It'll be cute.




Posted by Ant

I want to come too and play XBOX




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I thought you two came as a package anyways




Posted by Ant

ANt is a fat packAGE.




Posted by junior senior

ant has a small package




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: ANt is a fat packAGE.


ANAGE?



Posted by Shade

anage = shortened version of ANal leakAGE




Posted by Slade

I thought it was ANal seepAGE.


COME TO WAAAAAAAAAAASHIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOOOOOOOOONNN

did i already say this?