Jesse Smith and Chica 'get married'!!
Posted by avalanchanyone remember this?
Quoted post: chica aburrida: oh, yeah. ****, jesse, wish i could hop your bones.
PsyduckDavid3287: I've only seen ezboard, UBB, WWWBoard, WWWThreads, and one more I forgot.
Skydude252: but enough of that
TheUltimos: the boards at gamefaqs.com 0wn...
NOAJesse: I even save my beard hair, finger nails, and toe nails.
PsyduckDavid3287: I forgot about those...
Skydude252: I think I'm about to vomit if this doesn't stop soon....
PsyduckDavid3287: I didn't need to know that.
Strato10000: VBulletin is mySQL based and takes up so much less resources on the server (and less disk space as well)
chica aburrida: and just what do you DO with them?
NOAJesse: I should make a picture of those!!!!!!!
chica aburrida: yes, do
chica aburrida: i'll hang it by my bed
NOAJesse: In about 50 years they will be worth about $500,000.00!!!!!!!
chica aburrida: uh huh
PsyduckDavid3287: who would buy them?
chica aburrida: and you'll be dead, and worth more than you are now.
chica aburrida: i would.
NOAJesse: People will pay to have some of my toe nails!!!!!
chica aburrida: jesse is my hero.
chica aburrida: my idol.
Lugia2249: WTF!?
TheUltimos: ...
chica aburrida: my lover.
TheUltimos: FTW?
NOAJesse: dot dot dot
PsyduckDavid3287: ~.~
TheUltimos: WFT?
chica aburrida: my g*d.
PsyduckDavid3287: I'll be around until WoN goes down. ***Yah, sure!!!***
NOAJesse: I am a wacko!!!!! I am not normal!!!!!!!
chica aburrida: I LOVE YOU JESSE!
chica aburrida: goodnight, jesse
NOAJesse: Chica, do you take________ to be your wedded husban..... "I do" ________ Do you take ________ to be your weded wife?? I do!! I now pronounce you man and wife, you may kiss the bride. (Fill in the blanks!!!!!!)
PsyduckDavid3287: Aren't they about the same age?
PsyduckDavid3287: Yes, I did!
chica aburrida: sweet dreams, jesse
Skydude252: there are others with the same blood running through their veins?
chica aburrida: what was THAT?
Skydude252: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TheUltimos: ?
TheUltimos: ?
chica aburrida: wtf?
TheUltimos: wft?
TheUltimos: i aws 6
Skydude252: what?
NOAJesse: Chica, your now married!!!!!!!
chica aburrida: to who?
Skydude252: jesse!
Lugia2249: ah Psyduck sent Meowth and James 20 feet away through the groud today
PsyduckDavid3287: I could take over WoN when Jesse wants! All he needs to do is put the money he has left into paying for his page!
NOAJesse: You pick the person!!!!!!
PsyduckDavid3287: wants to quit!
chica aburrida: um....
TheUltimos: aws.....
chica aburrida: I MARRIED JESSE!
chica aburrida: whoo hoo!
NOAJesse: Don't pick Rey, he is depressed!!!!!!
PsyduckDavid3287: honeymoon time!
chica aburrida: now, i can get a divorce and take half his $!
PsyduckDavid3287: hehehe...
NOAJesse: I'm poor!!!!!!!!
chica aburrida: yeah, SURE.
Strato10000: Yeah, you lie Jesse heh
chica aburrida: i can make you shave, too
PsyduckDavid3287: You'd be getting about 2 cents, chica.
Skydude252: it's ok jesse there's a prenup
NOAJesse: I paid $8,000 in taxes this week!!!!!!
chica aburrida: so, strato, how much is he worth>>
Skydude252: article I:
Skydude252: "Should a divorce be initiated by Chica, she gets JACK ****."
Skydude252: hehehe
chica aburrida: okay.
chica aburrida: so i wont divorce him.
TheUltimos: ?
Strato10000: Well, he paid $8,000 in taxes for this quarter so, do the math heh.
Skydude252: sorry I'm a little tired
PsyduckDavid3287: If WoN does ever close down for some reason Jesse, would you put the domain up for bid? You'd get some cash there!
chica aburrida: article II
NOAJesse: Only about $100,000 this year, a low year!!!!!
chica aburrida: should jesse divorce chica, she gets EVERYTHING
Lugia2249: i HATE this computer i HATE this computer i wish i had a rcoket launcher i HATE this computer people go BOOM i HATE this computer
chica aburrida: article III
NOAJesse: I know, Strato could take over the sites!!!!!!!
Skydude252: hey did you write the prenup?
chica aburrida: should jesse not shave, chica gets EVERYTHING and a divorce
Skydude252: didn't think so
PsyduckDavid3287: True.
chica aburrida: nope, the sites are MINE
PsyduckDavid3287: Why can't you trust your site to me?
chica aburrida: nope.
JeremeyCrash has entered the room.
Lugia2249: umm anyone know why theres a link to Gay Chat at the bottom of this chat window?
PsyduckDavid3287: I'm trustoworthy.
chica aburrida: because its jesse's.
Lugia2249: LOL
JeremeyCrash: It's that way on all the chats.
Lugia2249: ah
JeremeyCrash: It makes me puke if you ask me
Strato10000: I went to the always incredible boring.. Bingo tonight
NOAJesse: OK, pretend I'm leaving the sites in a week, who should get them!!!!!???????
PsyduckDavid3287: WHY?
chica aburrida: i believe that our marriage shall fail due to jesse's inability to consummate the marriage.
PsyduckDavid3287: Me!
Lugia2249: Ducky
chica aburrida: in other words....
PsyduckDavid3287: GTG, Jesse don't forget to log this chat! Bye!
PsyduckDavid3287 has left the room.
TheUltimos: I AM THE CHAT LOGGER
chica aburrida: no. do NOT post this
TheUltimos: I WAS LOGGING CHATS SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!
NOAJesse: You don't know where to post it!!!!!!!
Skydude252: man this'll be funny if he posts this
chica aburrida: no, it wont
Skydude252: why not?
chica aburrida: jesse, i command you NOT to post it
NOAJesse: I didn't post the last one. Gee, I wounder why!!!!!!!!!
Skydude252: because people will see you being yourself?
chica aburrida: you lost it.
NOAJesse: I will!!!!!!!!
chica aburrida: okay then.
NOAJesse: No, it was the rated X war.
chica aburrida: they'll all know i married jesse.
Posted by Sable Windum too bad she's dead now...
Posted by avalanch****. to bad for jesse, even if it was a fake online wedding.
Posted by Jesse SmithBlah!!! Now THAT'S nostalgia!!!!! That puts this 'the best members joined in 03' hogwash stuff to shame!!!!! :(
Da WWWBoards were da best days, especially when Zelda for da N64 was released!!!! Da Zelda board got post BOMBED!!!!!!!!!!!
BDW, any one think they'll never leave this place??!!! Know where The Duckfather is??!! Right, he left!!! Even though he said...
[quote]PsyduckDavid3287: I'll be around until WoN goes down. ***Yah, sure!!!***
And I added da ***part.
er, we need a nostalgia blog!!!!!!
Posted by avalanchah.. yea, one of those wouldn't hurt.
Posted by The Hatechica aburrida: i believe that our marriage shall fail due to jesse's inability to consummate the marriage.
Lol