Abducting the girl on the back of the current DS Lite boxes




Posted by sniper

some faggot: my brother's ex girlfriend that he's been hanging out with lately
some faggot: SHE'S ON THE BACK OF EVERY NINTENDO DS BOX

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/sunaipakun/dsmodel.jpg[/IMG]

That places her within 30 minutes of me. I could just ask for her name most likely, and then it will only be a matter of time 'til I have her chained up... then, Nintendo shall be played.

Another fun fact about the DS Lite girl: Fan of heavy drug use (she's a model, guess). Also, underage b7, she's only 17.




Posted by Linko_16

What a whore.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

She's a drug user. I can tell, having seen many drugs users in my time and also the azn-like eyes.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Nintendo: We support drug use.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

that DS isn't the only ugly thing in this picture




Posted by Kit


Quoting The X: that DS isn't the only ugly thing in this picture


I know, isn't that red couch simply dreadful?



Posted by cool gamer dad

odd-looking boobies, no?




Posted by Stalolin

what's the fuzzy tiger striped thing at the top?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

pillow most likely

and the boob thing is the positioning of the shirt. The left side lacks a crease.




Posted by cool gamer dad


Quoting sniper: Another fun fact about the DS Lite girl: Fan of heavy drug use (she's a model, guess).

SLADE + THIS WOMAN MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN



Posted by Slade

i'd let her smoke my bowl if you know what i mean




Posted by Ant

just make sure your parents don't catch her.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

YOUR INNUENDOS ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART




Posted by Linko_16

What a whore.




Posted by Slade

"hey, I was thinking... you wanna get stoned and make some poffins?






























and then have sex."




Posted by Ant

that'd work well with so many women it's disgusting.




Posted by The Judge

"Teehee! Okay!"




Posted by Slade

Huh, I was about to stop using drugs, but if it's really as cool as you say it is...




Posted by Dexter

Her name is Sara. Not Sarah.




Posted by Linko_16

What a whore.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: that'd work well with so many women it's disgusting.


It's funny because it's pretty true. Especially in high school



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Using alcohol/drugs at bait works very well when you're underage, lol.

BAIT FOR JAILBAIT BABY




Posted by Ant


Quoting Slade: Huh, I was about to stop using drugs, but if it's really as cool as you say it is...


they're cool and all...as long as you don't get caught smoking a bowl by your parents.



Posted by Linko_16

What a whore.




Posted by sniper

i forgot to mention her cock




Posted by Linko_16

What a MOAR.




Posted by The Judge

Oh Linko.




Posted by Linko_16

What a bore.




Posted by Grave Wisdom

I'd totally hit that.




Posted by Stalolin

[COLOR=indigo][COLOR=indigo] What a chore.
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Posted by Ant

I'm Rip Torn!

[IMG]http://www.bleepsmazz.com/images/RipTorn.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

MEN IN BLACK?




Posted by Ant

It doesn't look like he's ADORNED with the Men in Black clothing.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

He's in a suit. That's pretty close.




Posted by Ant

would zed wear a scarf? **** no




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I think he would, buddy. Go back and watch MIB again.




Posted by Ant

1 or 2? cause 2 was a bunch of BULL****.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

1 obviously.




Posted by Ant

pft, you're wrong then. rip was never in any store or any **** like that. he's only in the men in black compound.

I'm a men in black expert btw.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, I was just kidding anyways. I have no idea what movie that's from =/ I just know he's been in MIB




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

There was an MIB2?

... Did it bomb?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Nah. It just wasn't as good.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I have no memory of it at all.

[IMG]http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2007/02/men_in_black.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Slade

I never saw it because back when it came out all the kids at school were like BALL-CHINIAN BOL GET IT HE HAS BALLS ON HIS CHIN

Totally ruined it for me. I wanted to hear about the development of character, the changing scope of the movie, the subtleties in the script... sigh




Posted by Xeones

you didn't miss much.




Posted by Ant


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Yeah, I was just kidding anyways. I have no idea what movie that's from =/ I just know he's been in MIB


You should know him from his greatest role: Freddy Got Fingered.

If you haven't seen this movie you deserve to die in a pool of fire and aids.



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels...The day may come when Freddy Got Fingered is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: You should know him from his greatest role: Freddy Got Fingered.


Oh yeah... that movie. Haven't seen it since it came out.



Posted by Xeones

Most of that movie was retarted and not funny, however, the time he threw on the deer carcass and played in the road was kinda funny...but equally if not more retarded.

Jerking off elephants...suprisingly not that offensive.




Posted by Ant


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Oh yeah... that movie. Haven't seen it since it came out.


How's the water Gord?!

Granted it's only hilarious when you watch it with friends and recite certain parts for no raison.



Posted by Xeones

pretty much the same as napoleon dynamite




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Which I don't. So yeah.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

ninja'd. ****




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

[SIZE=6]DADDY [/SIZE][SIZE=3]WOULD[/SIZE] [SIZE=5]YOU[/SIZE] LIKE SOME [SIZE=7]SAUSAGE[SIZE=2]?[/SIZE][/SIZE]




Posted by Ant


Quoting Xeones: pretty much the same as napoleon dynamite


mmmmmmeh. that movie was okay.

[IMG]http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2001_Freddy_Got_Fingered/tom_green_freddy_got_fingered_002.jpg[/IMG]
I'M THE BACKWARDS MAN THE BACKWARDS MAN BACKWARDS MAN BACKWARDS MAN. I CAN WALK AS FAST AS YOU CAN CAUSE I'M THE BACKWARDS MAN.



Posted by Xeones

ninja'd indeed. And yes, i would like some sausage...im ****ing ravenous.




Posted by Ant

this was a good thread :(




Posted by The Judge

Pity Mike's dead :(




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Whatever happened to that Spartan guy? He was shaping up to be kinda cool.




Posted by The Judge

D[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]mmit, X, we were forming a rhyme!




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I'm sorry this time![spoiler]COMEBACK[/spoiler]




Posted by Ant

he probably died doing his gay spartan work out or some stupid bull**** like that ****




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

D[COLOR=Silver]ammi[/COLOR]t, Ant, we were forming a rhyme!




Posted by Ant

I don't give a ****.




Posted by The Judge

Looks like we're out of luck.




Posted by Slade

**** ********** ******* ****




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

sniper would be disappointed by the direction this thread is taking.




Posted by Linko_16

What a whore. She's probably faking.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: sniper would be disappointed by the direction this thread is taking.


doubt that. he wouldn't even realise this thread was still alive until, like, two months later.



Posted by Ant

I don't think he'd care cause he's dead.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

haha, oh wow...

one of the few times I felt really ashamed for laughing.




Posted by Ant

it's cool. I don't think mike would care.





































...cause he's dead.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Go to dead, ant.




Posted by Ant

I have too much to live for!

BRAWL IS ONLY A POSSIBLE MONTH AWAY!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: ...cause he's dead.


fuuuuuuck. I laughed even harder!



Posted by Ant

go to hell, Vampiro V. Empire.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Think I might be.




Posted by Ant

naw man. a guy like you? no way. you're the guy. yeaaaaaaah.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Awe, thanks, pal. Really lifted my spirits.




Posted by Ant

Yeah, wanna go make fun of some dead people in a cemetery later today?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

There's a cemetery for WWII veterans near me...


ALL RIGHT!




Posted by Ant

"haha stupid fag trying to defend our country for/from hitler. IDIOT!"




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

For. German city.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

There's a German city... In Canada? Wow, you guys are ****ed up.




Posted by mis0

take THAT, french canada faggots!!




Posted by Linko_16

What a whore.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: There's a German city... In Canada? Wow, you guys are ****ed up.


Kitchener used to be Town of Berlin/City of Berlin for quite awhile because of its large population of Germans prior to WWI.