im kreealyly drunkje hahahahs




Posted by Klarth

GHUDY I AM ASO FUC KGIN DRUNK

THIS SAI S AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOOKIS YOU CAN TELEL HOW DERUNK I AM FWEROPM HWO AI AM TYPIGN


GUYUSD I DRANK ALSCHOLHOL!!!!!!!!!

**** YEAHJ IM COOCL




Posted by Klarth

DIMSMDMU BRORGIR \M/




Posted by Omni

Now, now...

Don't forget about how awesome System of a Down is. :cool:




Posted by Klarth

MAYC COCK CAN WALK THROIGH THE DOOR!
THEYRE BUEOLLDING A PRISON
ANGEEELE SD DESERVE TO DIE (OMG SO BASLPHEMOUS)




Posted by Omni

So, tell us about your daily life.




Posted by Klarth

WELL IM REALLY FDUVCKED UP.

REAALALY REAAAAALLY FUUUCKED UP :(

IM SO FUCUCKED UP




Posted by Omni

What do you find attractive in a ma- I mean woman?




Posted by Klarth

I LEIAK CHIRLKEN WITH GAHS MAKSKS.




Posted by junior senior

chicken lol bok bok




Posted by Sable Wind

why is it impossible for drunk people to type? I mean, they CAN find the delete key, right?




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

alcohol causes a loss of self-awareness

generally don't give a **** if your typing is poor




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Sable Wind: why is it impossible for drunk people to type? I mean, they CAN find the delete key, right?


HAHAHSA NO I AM ASO DRUANK I ACAANOT FIANBD THE DELWETE KAY


HAHAHAHA OI AJM SO DRUNK HAHA OHW WOW.



Posted by junior senior

lol wut




Posted by Omni

Hey, an underage girl is here! Are you that intoxicated?




Posted by Iris

You had ALCOHOL? Aren't you underage? Don't your parents hide the liquor? Aren't you too prudent and mature to be getting drunk?

Hey guys, anyone ever notice how cool Klarth is? I bet he does a lot of cool things like drink beer and do drugs and look at naked anime women on the internet. He's really extended the barrier that we've put on awesomeness and deserves to be acknowledged for every wacky thing he does. What a guy!




Posted by Klarth

IRISI IIIM SOOO DRUNK!!!!!11

See the funny thing here is that I've actually had quite a bit to drink and I am still capable of typing perfectly capably because I'm capable.

Eat **** Judge




Posted by Iris

You haven't hit rebellion until you start puking and slurring your sentences. That's what's cool!




Posted by Klarth

I actually vomited from alcohol for the first time a month ago. It was in a Barcelona hotel room. I clogged up a bidet, a sink AND a toilet!

2x courvoisier, 3x red wine, 1x white, 2x champagne, mushroom risotto, duck filet, *** i'd hate to be hotel cleaning staff




Posted by Iris

Why would you puke in a bidet and sink?




Posted by Omni

He probably had already clogged the toilet and still had more.




Posted by Iris

I've never seen a toilet clogged with puke before. Unless you forgot to chew your food, I don't see how anyone could.




Posted by cool gamer dad

jezz, you'd have to be puking rocks.




Posted by Klarth

Toilet first, then bidet, then sink.

To be honest I really should have stuck with the toilet. The only fixture left in the room was the bath/shower but by that stage I'd brought it all up.

I was ****faced what can I say




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=netman;738755]IRISI IIIM SOOO DRUNK!!!!!11

See the funny thing here is that I've actually had quite a bit to drink and I am still capable of typing perfectly capably because I'm capable.

Eat **** Judge

Of course, it's just more fun to TYPEKSJD LIEK DIS LAWL OH *** I THIKN MAI LIVAR EPXLODED




Posted by Omni

llok ih igyus wthawts upt




Posted by Klarth

OHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAN IM WASTED

LETRS PLAY HALO 2




Posted by cool gamer dad

ok




Posted by cool gamer dad

oh guys btw I'm so drunk it's crazy watch out




Posted by mis0

You know what is truely insane? POSTING ON THE INTERNETS WHILE SOBER OMFG




Posted by cool gamer dad

it's the new cool




Posted by Colonel

LOL
LOL
LOL

funny thread




Posted by Klarth

Hey shut up.




Posted by cool gamer dad

netman get on XBL FFA Middy BR spawn no radar