Well, Omni's recent honesty about his gender has inspired me. I know a number of years ago, I lied to all of you about my age, but I hid something far more important from you. I'm not who you think I am. I'm actually a giraffe. I'm really sorry that I lied to all of you and I really hope that we can overlook this soon and still just be s0ul and VGC, you know, like regardless of neck length and what have you.
This is me and some of my homies going to the mall.
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b309/MCSizz0ul/GiraffeHerd.jpg
This is my senior picture, I think it came out pretty well except I have such a weird smile here.
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b309/MCSizz0ul/giraffe.jpg
This is me with my family when I was a little kid. I can't believe how ridiculous I dressed back then.
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b309/MCSizz0ul/dumbgag.jpg
I hope this clears up some confusion.
This makes it so much harder to stroke your jugular.
It's true. I went on safari and met up with him.
I'm really sorry I didn't tell you guys earlier, I just didn't think you'd understand.
A screw used as a threaded fastener consists of a shaft, usually mainly cylindrical and in many cases tapering to a point at one end and with a helical ridge or thread formed on it, and a head at one end which can be rotated by some means. The thread is essentially an inclined plane wrapped around the shaft. The thread mates with a complementary helix in the material. The material may be manufactured with the mating helix using a tap, or the screw may create it when first driven in (a self-tapping screw). The head is specially shaped to allow a screwdriver or spanner to rotate the screw, driving it in or releasing it.
I never knew we had animals posting in this forum. That's pretty cool.
I'd still hit it.
I'd get hit.
Wow, that might be more believable.
**** you s0ul! I asked if you if you were when I mentioned taking over a minute to swallow! You denied it. Guess what? Now I have no choice but to poach your ***.
*cocks gun*
Honesty really is the key to a relationship, s0ul, but...
I think this is just too much for me. I have to lie down.
[IMG]http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/stingerishere/matingGiraffes2.jpg[/IMG]
WOOOOOOOOOO SAFARIIIIIIIII
GTFO OF MY VGC YOU LONG NECKED FREAK
So which one are you
Just remember, s0ul, to quote THE Netman, "It's only gay if your balls touch."
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I guess since we're on the subject of revealing self-truths, I've lied to you all this whole time, too. I am, in fact, Looney Tunes character, Sylvester.
Here's me in the hood, G:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/SkitzoControl/kickinit.jpg[/IMG]
Here's me taking care of my son, 'cause my baby's momma got killed in a drive-by:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/SkitzoControl/teachingmyson.jpg[/IMG]
I took this one of me naked for a calendar shoot, something I'm not very proud of. Yes, that thing between my legs is my penis. Wanna touch?
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/SkitzoControl/menaked.jpg[/IMG]
When my penis is bad, I put it in a cage and salivate at how pretty it is, as seen here.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/SkitzoControl/badpenis.jpg[/IMG]
Purple tongue omg, or is it green I cant remember.
Giraffe's tongues are dark purple or black.
The thread was enough, but the pictures bumped your score up. 10/10 for effort and execution.
I learned from a boy. :kiss: ;)
I think I have that calender on my wall, Skitzo. Some guy in a back-alley was selling copies for about $5 a pop - there's some interesting shots for some of the months... I needn't start talking about December's shot, either...
April's month, wheere I'm in the Jester's cap... well, those are fake.
we're always here for you <33
