And I want to share some of them with you.
A few weeks ago, I was at work and a co-worker just got done helping what I can only assume was an attractive woman because he mentioned how hot she was. I said something about "slipping her a hamilton", referring to giving her $20 for a sexual act. It was later than we realized that Alexander Hamilton is on the $10 bill and not the 20. Instead of changing the name of this action of monetary exchange to Jackson, me being the creative person I am, I came up with the phrase "Hamilton"...so, in short, after much discussion a "Hamilton" is a blow job that one would only pay ten dollars for is received on the street because it is to terrible.
Coincidentally, a few days later, when the same coworker asked me if I have recently gotten a Hamilton, I responded with something along the lines of having gotten a blowjob that "would have been worth a thousand dollars, if such a bill exists". To my surprise, I was informed such a bill does in fact exist, hilariously faced by the great, late Grover Cleveland. Hence, a "Grover" is a blow job that one would pay $1000 for.
Also...
A "bologna dome" is when you don't make a big enough of a resevior tip at the end of a condom, and the semen bubbles up ala frying bologna in a pan.
A "Hairy Gonzales" is when one rakes one's teeth in another's pubic hair.
I can use all of these every day.
sweet. My work here is done. Be back in 2 years
Glad I could be of service.
Shade you greasy cunt.
All the better for people to slide in.
lol hairy gonzales.
foppy, aren't you married?
you should urbandictionary those ****s on the double. or i will.