BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
See the doctor, YOU CAN BE HELPED!
...assuming it's not nut cancer.
It's not cancer, but it's most likely epididymitis.
*** I hate my genitalia sometimes.
wait, my bad
someone move this to JS' blog, that's the blog for sharing things that shouldn't be shared
lol :cool2:
dude, I hate it when I'm in bed and they get smashed in between my legs. So I usually put a pillow in between my legs!
My heart hurts after fapping to anime, cuz I know the girls in it will never be real :(
[quote=cats;735103]dude, I hate it when I'm in bed and they get smashed in between my legs. So I usually put a pillow in between my legs!
I do the same thing, but this is completely different from them being smashed between the legs.
This is more of "wtf a mysterious fluid is currently in between my testicles and my scrotum"
put your finger down there and sniff it.
[quote=cats;735110]put your finger down there and sniff it.
that can only end in pain
and a really smelly finger.
Or arousal.
i'm more concerned about the pain though
i can wash my finger
PAIN IS TEMPORARY. PRIDE IS FOREVER.
[quote=Roger Smith;735123]Or arousal.
I DO NOT WISH TO ARROUSE MYSELF IN THIS STATE
[quote=cats;735128]PAIN IS TEMPORARY. PRIDE IS FOREVER.
i don't understand how that woul-OH NOW I GET IT
[quote=Roger Smith;735132]But think of the euphoria that comes AFTER the pain. The feel good stuff :cool:
But then I'd have to clean up and I'd be in massive pain. I can't handle that, not even with a really fluffy towel.
*** your pathetic.
I know
I guess that makes you so lovable.
From Wikipedia
Diagnosis
Epididymitis can be hard to distinguish from testicular torsion. Sometimes, both can occur at the same time. Tests are needed to distinguish chronic epididymitis from a range of other disorders that can cause constant scrotal pain. These include: testicular cancer, enlarged scrotal veins (varicocele) or a cyst within the epididymis. As well, the nerves in the scrotal area are connected to those of the abdomen, sometimes causing pain similar to a hernia (see referred pain). Tests may also include a physical examination and ultrasound. A urologist may need to be consulted.
Chronic epididymitis is epididymitis which lasts past the first treatment. Typically, a second, longer round of treatment is used. Chronic epididymitis is characterised by inflammation even when there is no infection present. This condition can develop even without the presence of the previously described known causes. It is believed that the hypersensitivity of certain structures, including nerves and muscles, may cause or contribute to chronic epididymitis. As a last resort, surgery may be employed.
oh **** i hope i don't have chronic epididymidis
This reminds me of that epi of Venture Brothers when Hank and Dean's testicles got all tangled up and ****, and The Monarch was like ZOMG WTF PLANZ ARE RUINED.
[quote=Roger Smith;735162]This reminds me of that epi of Venture Brothers when Hank and Dean's testicles got all tangled up and ****, and The Monarch was like ZOMG WTF PLANZ ARE RUINED.
Yeah, that's called a testicular tortion.
lol why isn't this in my blog yet lol lol
lol thx for the move lol
oh sweet it's in here now
lol when ya going to the doctors?
Went today
what'd they say?
Don't move around much and take some antibiotics.
lol did he feel
[quote=JUNIOR SENIOR;735460]lol did he feel
he had to ****it
lol he had a hairy nutsack in his hands lol
lol he did
and they ultrasound'd it
and i had goo on my hairy nutsack
lol he touched your dick lol
lol was mommy there
lol post ur pics lol
lol yea go get her