*******it Derrick....without you this town would be soooo boring....
D Virus VX13: gayest day at work ever
specopssv44: why is dat?
D Virus VX13: there was a woman with a child
D Virus VX13: I just poked the kid
D Virus VX13: not even hard or fast
D Virus VX13: just a little poke
D Virus VX13: and she calls in later saying she'll sue the company because I threatened to attack her child
D Virus VX13: I got a verbal coaching and now the assistant manager is gonna talk to the store manager to determine my fate
specopssv44: ....
specopssv44: why did you poke the child?
D Virus VX13: ****s and giggles
D Virus VX13: I poke kids all the time
D Virus VX13: and they just laugh
D Virus VX13: and their parents are fine with it
specopssv44: lmao
D Virus VX13: *** ****it I hate it
D Virus VX13: I could get fired
specopssv44: no ****!
D Virus VX13: I guess then there'll be no choice but to kill that woman
specopssv44: you cant touch the children
D Virus VX13: I understand what I did wrong
specopssv44: ....u touched....a coustomers offspring
D Virus VX13: I get it
D Virus VX13: it was in a nonoffensive manner
I hate everyone. Simple as that. Has no one any sense of humor left in the world? I might get fired for playfully poking a kid! She didn't even complain then! She was smiling the entire time! The kid laughed. G*d F*cking D*mmit.
That's what Micheal Jackson said!
Yeah but I didn't liquor the kid up first.
Okay, if I were you I'd calm down Mister "I poke kids in a sexual way even though parenst think I'm joking around I really get off on it" Judge.
..................
Or malest him.
thats the thing though dude, it's like they lull you into a false sense of security
if you lose your job though i say put in a claim against the unreasonable disqulaification, i mean it's not like you attacked or even threatened, a harmless prod/poke is all it is, it should be taken in jest..
what will these people think of next, i mean what if your serving say an 8 year old and you accidently brush their hand while giving them their change..
anyways dude, if they have seurity tapes there ask them for a copy of the day the inccident took place, that way you can verify to your manager that the kid was laughing and she was smiling
I never said in a sexual way. I poked the f*cking kid on the shoulder. I give little babies pokes all the time. No one has ever given a d*mn.
BTW, sorry didn't see Bazaria's thing, the security cameras have no audio nor zoom. They're low quality.
People are just f*cking weird. This one time when someone asked how I was I replied "just countin' down the minutes till I leave." He laughed, I laughed, then he tells my manager I left him feeling unhappy. I then got a very stern talking to.
The Dan Slice: that's gay.
The Dan Slice: The whole poking thing.
The Dan Slice: And that some people are just so moronic.
D Virus VX13: ah
D Virus VX13: I'm glad you agree
The Dan Slice: Why wouldn't I agree?
D Virus VX13: I dunno
D Virus VX13: cause it's technically my fault for poking
The Dan Slice: I'd have to be as psycho as that woman not to, I'm guessing.
D Virus VX13: lol
The Dan Slice: But if you do it all the time, what does it matter?
D Virus VX13: not to that kid specifically
The Dan Slice: If she doesn't want employees interacting with her child, she should leave him at home.
D Virus VX13: agreed
The Dan Slice: That's like the same thing as a woman who works there walking up and leaning down towards the child saying, "Aren't you cute?" and the mother replying "OMG I'M GOING TO SUE YOU FOR SPREADING BREATH GERMS ALL OVER MY BABY SEE YOU IN COURT ***** HAHA >:o"
The Dan Slice: :-\
D Virus VX13: ugh
The Dan Slice: It's just...stupid.
D Virus VX13: I even said to her "it's funny, sometimes I get in trouble for my sense of humor, but no one ever cares that I poke their child"
D Virus VX13: and I can just imagine behind that ****ed smile she was thinking "well, prepare to"
The Dan Slice: -_-
The Dan Slice: Suing over a poke...
The Dan Slice: It was just a light, playful poke, right?
D Virus VX13: yes
D Virus VX13: nothing hard
The Dan Slice: Thought so.
The Dan Slice: Christ. It isn't like you were trying to poke his eye out.
D Virus VX13: which I guess I'll have to now if I lose my job
The Dan Slice: lol
The Dan Slice: Did she say anything while she was there?
The Dan Slice: To the higher staff?
D Virus VX13: nope
The Dan Slice: Then I wouldn't worry too much about it.
The Dan Slice: I honestly don't think she'd go to the trouble of contacting them.
The Dan Slice: through*
D Virus VX13: no, she gave them an incredibly vicous phone call
D Virus VX13: about 5 minutes later
D Virus VX13: meaning she must have rushed home
The Dan Slice: Even if she did, what does she actually have to gain from it if she won?
The Dan Slice: wth...
D Virus VX13: my assistant manager said in 5 years she'd never had a more vicious phone call
The Dan Slice: ...man
The Dan Slice: Well, that sucks a nut or two.
D Virus VX13: just about
The Dan Slice: Hmm
The Dan Slice: ****.
The Dan Slice: Wish I could help.
D Virus VX13: If I get fired, I'm gonna go out with a bang, that's for sure
D Virus VX13: I'll make them ****ing kick me out
The Dan Slice: How so?
D Virus VX13: yelling at everyone
The Dan Slice: That's the way
D Virus VX13: calling them all ****ers
The Dan Slice: Woo
D Virus VX13: telling ever manager to go to hell
D Virus VX13: knocking **** over
The Dan Slice: What'd be really funny
The Dan Slice: Is if they actually fired you and told you to clean up your mess
The Dan Slice: "Nope, sorry. Don't work here any more."
D Virus VX13: that's the plan
The Dan Slice: ;|
The Dan Slice: Heh
PIT: Please tell me you're joking about all the stuff you're saying.
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: yeah dude, of course I'm joking.
D Virus VX13: just making sure
D Virus VX13: it's hard to judge certain sarcasm over the internet
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: Hah, you thought that I thought that you were a child molester!
D Virus VX13: and of course, judging is my thing you know :-*
D Virus VX13: no, more the later comments
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: Must suck being you right now
D Virus VX13: oh yes
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: at my Job
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: (Movie theater)
D Virus VX13: bbl
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: okay, some woman was unhappy with her movie
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: NO
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: NOT BE BACK LATER
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: NOW
D Virus VX13 is away at 8:07:31 PM.
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: anyways, she didn't like the movie, oh you ****er
Auto response from D Virus VX13: Dinner and Dishes. Shut up.
It's Pit. Do you think he's serious?
ShadeXH: i didn't like the movie
ShadeXH: it was terrible
ShadeXH: MADE ME WANT TO PROD AND MOLEST LITTLE BABIES
ShadeXH is away at 8:11:13 PM.
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: hi
Auto response from ShadeXH: **** off
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: :-(
ShadeXH: so, yeah
ShadeXH returned at 8:11:41 PM.
ShadeXH: it suxxed
ShadeXH: seriously
ShadeXH: i saw a bad movie
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: Still, you don't know what this person she did.
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: She urinated all over the ****ing floor
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: and bragged about it
ShadeXH: SHE SPAT ON YOUR FACE
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: and I ended up cleaning it up
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: cause I was the "new" guy
ShadeXH: haha
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: now go post this in the Judges thread >:o
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: no wait, I'll post it
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: It's funnier when I post things
Been in three posted convo's today. I feel special. :)
Wow. People sicken me sometimes...most of the time...but seriously...you're sense of humor isn't flying very well there. I enjoy it, cause I pretty much have the same sense of humor, but you should have known better then to poke any of these kids...I know that you aren't doing it to get a hard on while you work or anything, it's just that people are such ****ing dickheads nowadays, esspecially in prissy simi valley with all the prissy bastards from wood ranch going up to wal-mart to save a few bucks so they have more **** to put in their million dollor homes. ANYWAYS, that sucks Derick :(
ShadeXH: YOU HAVE A FETISH FOR HORSES
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: yeah, and?
ShadeXH: meh
ShadeXH: i have one with......dogs
ShadeXH: omg
ShadeXH: Judge got fired
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: for real?
ShadeXH: no
ShadeXH: omg
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: yeah, get out
Ub4r Fantum RAWR: so, hows Canada? Are the *****es off da chains?
D Virus VX13: CALIFORNIA
D Virus VX13: anyways good day
D Virus VX13 signed off at 9:20:14 PM.
Hmm, I wonder what crawled up his ass. ;)
I don't wanna know.
I thought people liked kiddie-pokers! That's what we call them, anyway. I think I got kiddie-poked once or twice...I thought it was simply the funniest thing I had even witnessed. That woman has a looooooooooooong stick up her ***.
I'm glad you agree. *** if I get fired I'm gonna make the biggest scene I can think of.
Poke every ****ing kid you see in the store if you do. Like hard, hurt them. Give those angry parents something to really complain about.
Here's my suggestion. First, when the boss takes you into his office and fires you, punch him square in the face, then kick his balls. Then, knock down as many shelves as you can. Beat up any employees if need be.
Oh, and poke the shit out of some babies.
Are people that retarded?
You're still asking that question after reading the thread?
OK, just found out that the likelyhood of me getting fired is sorta slim, but I'm still probably gonna get in trouble. Still, *PHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*
There would have been no problem at Target. :(
Aye. Women obsess over things like that. I've gotten used to it.