If the bible was an RPG, who would you want in your party?




Posted by Xenos

Jesus - White Mage
Moses - Black Mage
David - Warrior
Adam - Beserker

Eve - NPC
*** - NPC

=

profit




Posted by Fragliche

Samson - Warrior
Jezebel - Assassin
Ezekiel - White Mage
Paul - Red Mage

Another magic user would be Simon, as a Black Mage. =P




Posted by wurmple342643

wats that




Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe

Biff. (See, "Lamb" by Christopher Moore)

Jesus- White Mage.

David- Warrior.

Elijah- Red Mage.

Jael- Assassin




Posted by Red

if I could think long and hard about this I'd definatly come up with some good stuff but Im too lazy. I mus tsay though this is the greatest thread I've seen in a long time.




Posted by Zeta

Legion - Sheep




Posted by Klarth

Cain.




Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe

Something tells me *** would be the boardmaster, not an npc.... :)




Posted by Nazo

When I seen the title of this thread, I couldn't help but bol.

G0d would be the main boss of the game. For people who don't believe he exist, you dreams will come true once you kill him in the game. Fvcking atheist... Oh wai- I'm one...




Posted by Pit

Boss fights include Goliath, Stan himself, and the almighty ***.

Yeah I said Stan.




Posted by muffla

g0d
luicifer
david
jesus

boy i would kick ***




Posted by Kendra, Warrior Babe

Lucifer, eh? Hacks.




Posted by Colonel

Jesus-White Mage

David-Warrior

Cain-Assasin

Peter-Red Mage




Posted by The Hate

All you need is god and you win lol. God vs satan the ultimate showdown.




Posted by Preeminence

Jesus-White Mage
Judas-Black Mage
John-Red Mage
Esau-Warrior




Posted by Xero

Jesus - White Mage
David - Monk
Joseph - Warrior
Judas - Black Mage




Posted by Waluigi

Without sounding like a broken record...I guess the save point/last level(s) could be Sodom and Gomorrah...




Posted by Fred333

I would have to say JC, Paul, John, Moses. Moses is a good leader.




Posted by warforge

david = scout
adam=healer
*** in lion form




Posted by iluvgirlswithglasses

The seven-headed-ten-horned beast should either be the final boss or your ride.

If the latter, the woman sitting on it would be an added bonus, she'd restore your HP and MP using her 'special skills'.

Like in GTA.




Posted by muffla

or better yet like g0d of war

i would want
satian as dark mage
*** light mage
david knight
pegasis sweet ride
st nick as healer
and the easter bunny as the team b!tch




Posted by Isaac1

Jesus
Solomon
Moses
Abraham
John
Paul

Good party right there.