http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html
DUM DUM DUMMMMM
"Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned."
Wow that was brilliant. I wonder if the courts will really go through with this.
"Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes".
Wow I hope this is true.
America has, and I thought we couldn't, reached an all new low.
For some reason, seeing "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar lawsuit" makes me laugh and renders me unable to take this seriously.
By far the most awesome bit is the [url=http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/riches_jonathan_file.pdf]actual claim he filed[/url].
MICHAEL VICK ate my baby!
"... has subjected me to microwave testing."
****ing bol.
God I love satire.
Wait, am I reading this right? 63 billion billion?!
I loved the "microwave testing" thing. WTF? Hahahaha
That is an awesome article. It made my morning.
Apparently this isn't the first time.
http://www.citypaper.net/articles/2006-04-13/fineprint2.shtml
The suit had a 57 page defendants list including George W Bush, Hillary Clinton, Google, Dennis Hopper, the Islamic Republic of Iran, Paris Hilton, Bill Gates, John Deere, MOSSAD, Michaelangelo, the Aztec pyramids, Home Depot, Bono, Hamas, JK Rowling, the British SAS, George Clooney, NATO, Various Buddhist Monks, the Minnesota Vikings and the Hegelian Principle. And Zeus.
he's the next clarence earl gideon
I read 63 billion dollars billion dollars. :(
AND THICKENS!!!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293625,00.html
apparantly Barry Bonds cracked the Liberty Bell, and sold steroids to nuns.
With Hank Aaron's bat.
Either Pitbulls are expensive or Iranian missiles are cheap.
[quote=Fate;645152][COLOR=skyblue]With Hank Aaron's bat.[/COLOR]
Or cat!