The rules are simple. Someone makes a wish, then the next person corrupts it, and makes their own wish.
I wish that I had a job.
Fat porn.
I wish I had psychic powers.
Your head explodes because of it.
I wish I could improve my drawing skills.
You can't.
I wish this thread wasn't retarded.
Now this thread is the coolest thing you've ever seen, but you can't post in it anymore. :(
I wish I wasn't bored right now...
You spend the rest of your life with nothing to do.
I wish I had lots of money.
A gold digger marries you, divorces you and takes it all.
I wish my iPod was not frozen.
It bursts into flame.
I wish I had something to eat.
You don't, so shut up.
I wish people who changed their names didn't put their old username in their profile or signature.
Everyone does it just to **** u off.
I wish for a new computer.
You get one, but my old username is burned into the screen.
I wish Omni wasn't such a douchebag.
That's a crying shame, because it's never gonna happen.
I wish I could decide on soup or salad.
You cant because you burned ur mouth from pizza.
I wish I could come up with something.
But you can't and you wont.
I wish my girlfriend was here with the food already.
Wish granted. But then you find that it's all food you hate, so you starve.
I wish that CexCells came out today.
He just calls you a normal faggot.
I wish someone would rep me.
Wish granted. But then it's negative rep, and your the least popular member on VGC.
I wish that I had popcorn.
Yes, but it has excessive salt and butter on it and you die of a heart attack.
I wish I knew how to speak Latin. :)
Wish granted, but then you can't stop speaking in latin, and no one understands what you're saying, so they think you're crazy, and you kill yourself.
I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted. :D
Corrupts your wish by corrupting it.
I wish SSMB is realeased tomorrow.
Wish granted, but then every copy everywhere is bought, so you never get it.
I wish that Davey Havok lived next door.
Wish granted, but you never specified nextdoor to whom, so he's living nextdoor to a whorehouse now.
I wish mari-jewanna would be legalized.
Done, but you are now allergic to it.
I wish for a muffin
You ate that muffin but you choked on the paper rapping at the base.
I wish apon a shooting star.
The star falls on you and kills you.
I wish that a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Done, but now your tongue is twisted.
I wish for money.
Wish granted, but it's dropped out of a plane, and there's so much of it, it crushes you and you die.
I wish I had a better cellphone.
You get that cell phone, but a day later you choke on Vegan food.
I wish for a new desktop computer.
Wish granted, but then you get struck by lightning and die before you can use it.
I wish I had more Jones Soda.
wish granted but u trow up after drinking one sip.
I wish I can fix some thing on my comp without asking someone for help.
Impossible.
I wish that I didn't have Heart Burn right now.
You now have first degree burns on your face instead. Enjoy.
I wish for a car.
You get a sports car, but crash it off a cliff. Oh and you die.
I wish to be a ninja
wish granted, but a pirate kills your *** instantly.
I wish to be a pretty little girl.
Spoilers: You're a ugly, large man.
IT'S A WISH FOR A REASON D[COLOR="Lime"]A[/COLOR]MNIT.
becomes a girl, but chokes to death when deep throating a plastic bottle.
I wish for more wishes.
Can't do that, genie rule.
I wish there were no genie rules. Then I wish for no wishes.
You now have infinite wishes, but they're all corrupted beyond recognition.
I wish for immortality.
ok but you're still stupid
i wish i was more perfect than i already am
it doesn't come true cause that's not possible
i wish to be a pretty little girl.
Wish granted, but you attract every pedophile in the U.S. and you die of AIDS.
I wish I had more green tea.