Kurt Angle and Speedfreak!




Posted by Speedfreak

I spoke to professional wrestler Kurt Angle today. Apparantly.

[COLOR=White][COLOR=#0052A3][FONT=Arial]Kurt AngleTNA68 (18:18:10):[/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR][COLOR=White]Did you ask for my autograph?[/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#4A9E00][FONT=Arial]AdTheLad998 (18:18:21):[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]WHO ARE YOU[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#4A9E00][FONT=Arial]AdTheLad998 (18:18:26):[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]YOU HAVE 3 IMS TO IDENTIFY YOURSELF[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#0052A3][FONT=Arial]Kurt AngleTNA68 (18:18:28):[/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR][COLOR=White]Kurt Angle[/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#4A9E00][FONT=Arial]AdTheLad998 (18:18:30):[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]OTHERWISE I WILL BLOCK YOU[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#4A9E00][FONT=Arial]AdTheLad998 (18:18:38):[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]WHO THE HECK IS THAT?[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#0052A3][FONT=Arial]Kurt AngleTNA68 (18:20:12):[/FONT][/COLOR] [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Angle[/URL][/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#4A9E00][FONT=Arial]AdTheLad998 (18:20:36):[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]that sounds pretty queer[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#0052A3][FONT=Arial]Kurt AngleTNA68 (18:20:37):[/FONT][/COLOR] [URL]http://www.kurtangletna.net/[/URL][/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#4A9E00][FONT=Arial]AdTheLad998 (18:21:14):[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]so you hug muscley men in leotards for a living, eh?[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#0052A3][FONT=Arial]Kurt AngleTNA68 (18:21:25):[/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR][COLOR=White]Shut up[/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#0052A3][FONT=Arial]Kurt AngleTNA68 (18:21:38):[/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR][COLOR=White]I could break your **** ankle if I wanted to![/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#4A9E00][FONT=Arial]AdTheLad998 (18:22:27):[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]and i would send you to jail[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#0052A3][FONT=Arial]Kurt AngleTNA68 (18:22:49):[/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR][COLOR=White]Tonight, I am going to make Samoa Joe tap out[/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#4A9E00][FONT=Arial]AdTheLad998 (18:23:18):[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]is that wrestler-speak for ejaculate?[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#0052A3][FONT=Arial]Kurt AngleTNA68 (18:23:39):[/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR][COLOR=White]It means give up[/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#4A9E00][FONT=Arial]AdTheLad998 (18:24:10):[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]is that wrestler-speak for "allow you access to his anus"?[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#0052A3][FONT=Arial]Kurt AngleTNA68 (18:24:15):[/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR][COLOR=White]no[/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#0052A3][FONT=Arial]Kurt AngleTNA68 (18:24:25):[/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR][COLOR=White]you freaking queer[/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#4A9E00][FONT=Arial]AdTheLad998 (18:25:17):[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]hey your the guy who's gonna get his face in some fat man's crotch when he crushes your neck with his legs[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#0052A3][FONT=Arial]Kurt AngleTNA68 (18:26:24):[/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR][COLOR=White]No, I am going to lock in the Akle lock and make Joe tap out to retian my championships[/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#4A9E00][FONT=Arial]AdTheLad998 (18:26:42):[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]do you win a sparkly belt?[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#0052A3][FONT=Arial]Kurt AngleTNA68 (18:27:37):[/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR][COLOR=White]I AM the champ[/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#4A9E00][FONT=Arial]AdTheLad998 (18:27:48):[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]but do you win a sparkly belt?[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#0052A3][FONT=Arial]Kurt AngleTNA68 (18:27:59):[/FONT][/COLOR][URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TNA_World_Heavyweight_Championship[/URL][/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#0052A3][FONT=Arial]Kurt AngleTNA68 (18:28:04):[/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR][COLOR=White]yes of coarse[/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#4A9E00][FONT=Arial]AdTheLad998 (18:28:06):[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]or retain [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]the sparkly belt?[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#0052A3][FONT=Arial]Kurt AngleTNA68 (18:28:43):[/FONT][/COLOR][URL]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a5/Kurt_Angle_TNA.jpg[/URL][/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#4A9E00][FONT=Arial]AdTheLad998 (18:28:55):[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]thats a very pretty belt[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#0052A3][FONT=Arial]Kurt AngleTNA68 (18:29:05):[/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR][COLOR=White]thanks[/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#4A9E00][FONT=Arial]AdTheLad998 (18:29:06):[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]i bet your girlfriends are so jealous[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#0052A3][FONT=Arial]Kurt AngleTNA68 (18:32:07):[/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR][COLOR=White]Well I have to get ready for my macth[/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#0052A3][FONT=Arial]Kurt AngleTNA68 (18:32:11):[/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR][COLOR=White]match[/COLOR]
[COLOR=White][COLOR=#4A9E00][FONT=Arial]AdTheLad998 (18:32:34):[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]you mean "show"[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=White]Kurt AngleTNA68 signed off at 18:33:12.[/COLOR]




Posted by Xenos

lol wut?




Posted by Omni

That was pretty funny.




Posted by Crazy K

lol Kurt Angle




Posted by The Hate

lol you told him.