ITT: "Why?" questions.
Why do fat chicks always wear clothes designed for people that are one-third their weight?
In before, "Why am I so bald?"
Why is Gilgamesh so ****ing awesome?
cause you're poor and poor people have lots of kids.
why did that make me laugh?
Because its true.
Why is my neck itching like hell?
Because half of it is true. The kids belonged to some of my sister's pet manatees.
Why do I have 6 empty soda cans, 2 empty cups, 1 empty Pringles can, 1 empty soda bottle, and 3 empty 12-pack Mountain Dew boxes scattered across my room?
Because ur lazy and wont take them down. Dam u drink lots of MD.
Why am I not sleeping?
The boxes were actually accumulated over... The past month, I think. The cans are the past week, the cups are the past day or two.
Why does my cat stay either under my bed or on a pillow at the foot of my bed any time she's in my room?
O *** im allergic to cats id be sneezing so bad if a cat laid on my pillow.
Why am I allergic to cats?
Because you messed with FOOTBALL.
Why is there an envelope from Sears in the same basket as some of my laundry, especially when the envelope isn't mine?
Why are we answering the previous poster's questions? Were we supposed to or something?
No.
Wait, ****, I did it again.
Why am I so hairy?
WHY AM I SO BALD?
Why don't you [url=http://thatvgcshow.smackjeeves.com]read[/url] the newness?
Beats me.
WHY AM I NOT GONNA ASK ANYTHING IN THIS POST HA HA HA HA.
EDIT - Ninja'd times three.
Why am I editing in a "why" into all posts that don't contain one?
Why not?
Why, g[COLOR="White"]o[/COLOR]d, why?
Why why why why why why why why why why why why why?
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WYNAUT!!!
Why **** did I lol'd? Must spread rep etc?
WHY... ROCK?!
Why does this thread have so many replies?!
Why?
Why are those penguins wearing sweaters?
WHY IS THE WORLD!?!?
Why does this thread make me hate you idiots?
Even me!?!?
Why did my rep give you a 13000 GET?
Why did my rep give you a 9585 GET?
Because your rep power is 4.
Why is this quarter sticking to my head?
EDIT: I made his rep a pattern of subtractions by 3. 9-3=6, 6-3=3.
Because you can't stop trippin'
Why am I still awake in the nightz?
Why Lawl?
WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?
WHY DOES IT CONFOUND YOU?
Why am I here and not getting food?
Why do u need it?
[COLOR=indigo](WHY) I NEEEEED IT.
Sorry, memorable line from The Incredibles.[/COLOR]
Why does it hurt so bad? :(
WHY AM I CRYING
I'll just assume it's because you're eyes are itchy and not some pussy emo *****.
why do I want to slit Stalolins throat all of a sudden?
Why does it feel as though I've dropped a weight class after that poop I just took?
Why does that make me have to poo all of a sudden?
Why do you have to ask?
Why do you feel the need to spew bull**** around the thread when you don't even have the answer?
No, really, water > Gatorade, and I should really just stop drinking the latter altogether
Why am I so ****ing tired when it's not even midnight yet?
Why did you even buy the Gatorade in the first place?
Because Gatorade is the ****. Though water is, indeed, better.
Why????
Why do I care?
Why do people feel the compulsive need to ask "WHY???" as their only question, thus nulling any possible reasonably intelligent answer.
There's nothing saying you're supposed to answer the question.
why????
Shut the **** up, you stupid faggot.
why???
Why?
Why Nani?
Why can't I decide what kind of Kool-Aid to make? :(
Why are you so indecisive?
and duh go with grape
****, now I want some Kool-Aid.
Why don't I have any Kool-Aid?
No Kool-Aid? Why did you have to go and accumulate such a massive level of failure, senpai? :(
why nani desu ka?
why does vamp know animuspeak?
[why] THERE MUST BE A WHY INFRONT OF YOUR POST, ALWAYS, NO MATTER WHAT, IN ENGLISH [?]
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Why is this avatar so cool?
Why do you think something that clearly is uncool is cool?
Why can fish breathe WATER?
Why do you think how is the same as why?
Why because I didn't pay attention? =(
why do i feel like i have a houseful of drunk people
why...?
Why didn't that sentence start with "why", Vamp?
why? idk
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;641767]You're kidding, right? I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if you aren't.
Don't worry Vamp.
I'm kidding. ^->
Why? bczican.
Why, that's just brilliant!
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Why didn't you notice that the title says, "Why?" with a question mark and not an exclamation point?
Why should I give a d[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]mn?
Why don't I have an answer for that?
Why? Because there is no answer.
Why not?
Why not? Because an answer doesn't exist.
Why don't you make one?
why would I?
Why shouldn't you?
why?
Why shouldn't I get rid of this thread?
Why should you?
Why should anyone do anything?
why is this starting to annoy me?
Why cant we just say who, what, where, or when.
Why do orphans taste so good?
Why did I just think of Orphan Feast.
this thread ran its course
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!~ des