NO YOU ARE NOT DEAD DON'T BELIEVE JUDGE
we will miss u :( xx
don't leave us, **** america :(
omg stfu fag
jk <3
WAY TO GO, IDIOT. THIS IS DA; WE DO NOT DO ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE WITH OUR LIVES.
You'll be missed, bro. Shall I send you some music to aid you on your quest?
p.s. - :crying:
No, really. :(
****it LoS, I don't have any reason to ever go online now. :(
later
**** it, you fag, the last thing I'll have to remember you by is that you derepped me in some outdated post where I joked about not knowing/caring who Bruce Campbell is.
Srsly, we'll miss you. Without your fivehead to block out the sun, Darkness Advanced will never be quite as dark.
selling my truck tomorow, then saturday all day and sunday in the afternoon i have plans with family. then, sunday night i gather up all my buds and take them out to dinner and we act retarded on the beach, then monday morning i recover, head home, and finish up the last minute things that i will have forgotten, then monday evening i head to the hotel they put us up in overnight, then tuesday morning i ship out.
WOO **** YEAH.
Goodbye, your fivehead and impeccable typing will be sorely missed.
Wait a second... I think I know someone who's going into the army. Yet this whole navy thing has eclipsed that and now I can't remember who it is...
that's not good
its ok to admit that you love me.
i mean, ill beat the **** out of you for it, but its ok.
good thing I like abusive partners. What's love without the physicality?
******* right
and your dad has a house in sc, right? or is it nc? dont really care, anyway you gotta come see me next time your down there. i'll be in charleston, sc by next summer, which is when it seems like you take your faggot-trips.
LOL NAVY. GG fag. Enjoy your AIDS and good riddance.
I asked ant, and he said you were going to the Navy. Shrug.
yeah, navy. nuke.
im in ur top secret reactors, sellin ur plutonium
Leave and never return.
oh *** the gulf of mexico r skrewed
mine is screaming that right now
[quote=MONKEYASS *****]your mouth says no, but your anus says OH *** YES
I'd bet money on the truth of that statement
*******IT YOU MOTHER****ING MONKEYASS ***** AREN'T I MOAR IMPORTANT THAN THE NAVY
vgc, i meant, isn't vgc more important
i hate u mattiekins :(
hate u 2:(
hate u moar :(
wait, so this means our phone conversations will be no more. i mean, we only had what, 2, still! WAY TO SAY GOODBYE TO THOSE YOU HATE
Dude... no. All the Tauren will miss your Gnome-feasts. :(
if he still owns it i demand you stay there and chill with me at least once.
demand
buffet
k, I'll call my dad now and tell him to move back.
i just meant you go crash there
is he renting it out or something or is it empty?
Your dad lives in Seattle? Kewl! Let's all meet up and kidnap Slade and take mescaline and wade around the Puget Sound!
lol@BJ posting in DA.
you really do suck, vamp. way to **** on my parade:(
and not in the sexy way either :(:(
**** wow
It's like 3 days now. :(
:( Buh-Bye...Thanks for the laughs.
wow, what a faggot. he'd rather rent it out to make money to cover teh property taxes on it than let it be used once for one week if that?
man, your dad blows donkies.
just bust in there and tie-up the family. Not like it's a gated community or anything... PLUS IT HAS A POOL WOOOOOO
A POOL YOU SAY? CONSIDER IT DONE!
I never did swim in it... but it was quite nice. Tons of slides, pretty big, always clean. Too many kids though.
whoa, wait, wtf? I was assuming we were talking about a standard backyard pool. WTF are you talking about, some sort of faggot canadian style community pool? Cuz **** that ****, ******.
Yeah :( he was going to put in an underground pool, but then this Seattle thing came up.
pools are fail enough as it is, but to have it be a community pool? Just... no.
buffet
POOLS? FAIL?! get out of my sight.
beach>pool
l2florida
Secluded beach > personal pool. However, personal pool > public beach
i've lived here for 20 years. i know of plenty of beaches that are sparsely populated. and even a beach with a few people on it> private pool
Disagreed. Either no one on it or bust.
Truth. I know if I saw someone like Vampiro on a beach, I'd get right back in the car and find another.
you guys are pussies. if i saw a vamp on a beach i'd go chill with them and strike up a conversation, since weird people are generally interesting. If I saw some idiot soccer mom with a gang of kids though, id either leave or move down the beach.
idk, im used to the beaches i go to being pretty empty
worst day ever for me was going on a boat tour of the coast of portugal
and we stopped off at a private beach full of nude people aaaaw hell no
:( YOU WERE NEVER JSUT ANOTHER VGC MEMBER
This should be a sticky.
[quote=Omni;632372]This should be a sticky.
He'll be gone in a mere 2 days. There's no need for one. :(
Predictions:
LoS Joins Navy.
LoS gets on nuclear submarine.
LoS gets stoned and launches nuke at Japan/Russia/Amerikkka/earth in general.
War consumes the planet.
LoS returns to us unscathed.
Best 2 and a half months ever.
Don't be mean Vamp. Those kids probably have brain damage from fetal alcohol syndrome or something. You stupid jerk!
kids are just fascinated by my appearance :(
whyy i am so vampire-like in appearance
I wonder if LOS will post again before he leaves. MEMORIAL THREAD TIEM?
Yeah, I'll turn this into a memorial when he leaves. I dread it.
/r/ rideman image
and best LOS quotes
and background music
SOMEONE MAKE A POWER POINT PRESENTATION NOW
Huge animated GIF slideshow plz.
YOUTUBE VIDEO plz
That's kind of what I was trying to do with that TDAS strip.
YEAH, WELL, HE NEEDS A THREAD TOO
once it becomes the memorial thread repost it
k.
and I'll help![spoiler]unsticky it[/spoiler]
... He won't post again, will he? :(
I THOUGHT WE STILL HAD TIME.... :(
sorry, spent sunday day with family, sunday night with friends, and early sunday morning witht he las\dy friend
im at the hotel right now, managed to snag a compy for a few seconds, buses leave in about 10 minutes, so thisis gonna be short.
so a bunchof us were out at the movies last night chilling out, and thismother ****ers wouldnt shutup behind us, so an EoD guy is like "omg stfu" and the kid (probablylate highschool, some little popper collar prep mother ****er) tells him to sit downa dn shut up. Suddenly, he was less confident with 3 marines recruits, a seasl recruit, two army recruits, and me staring him down. lawlz
anyway, gtg. later fagz. have fun and g\diont getv&\d
Good luck :(
so this is a completely unclean post by los looks like. a nice note to leave on.
WE NEED IMAGES OF LOS SO WE CAN MAKE FUNERAL PROGRAMMES
I remember when shin-ra died. This is almost as sad.
I almost shed a tear. Almost.
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;633502]I remember when shin-ra died. This is almost as sad.
... Shin-Ra died?!
Yeah, hurricane tore up texas and killed him.
nigga that **** aint for real
nah, it actually happened
Last Activity: Today
HA HA HA VERY FUNNY :(
No, but seriously, when the hurricane tore through texas it ****ed up his internet connection for a good couple months. We feared the worst.
wow, that's kinda scary.
I guess that was Hurricane Rita? ****.
lol hurricanes.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT! :mad:
How dare you disrespect LOS.
I lol'd
I like the title of this thread.
NOT FOR LONG
I like the title of this thread too.
I choose the 2nd option btw.
Hero of fags.
Faggiest hero?
A hero among fags, a fag among heros.
Super Fag?
what do you think he's doing right now? -daydreams-
Gettin' yelled at by a drill sargeANT
Getting drilled.
... uh... by a yell sargeANT.
Lord of Spam: Forgotten or Ignored?
lol. forgotten.
option a
we're heartless
you may be but i'm a nobody. i'll be axel from orginization xiii [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/da/XIII_Order_08_Axel.png[/IMG]
kingdom farts doesn't belong in this world monster
if lord of spam was here this wouldn't have happened. got it memorized?
LOS will soon be the Nick Fury of this universe.
Who's a bigger faggot: LoS or Keanu Reeves?
could you make the question easier? like...who has a bigger forehead, LoS or Tom Cruise?
So obviously you're a faggot.
hey, LOS is asleep right now.
Almost 6 AM. LoS should be waking up soon. GOOD MORNING, SLEEPY-HEAD
didn't he say 4am or some crap? haha what a moron
"what do you think he's doing right now? -daydreams-"
fappin, prolly
yeah, so, im still here at boot camp, bascally just chillin waiting to get the **** up out. ill probbaly be in sc by like, two weeks from now. good times.
i was pretty easy here, though. jus don be retarded and do wht your old and the tine flies by. although this keyboard sucks nuts, nd its costing me ten cents a minute to use the **** thing (with a horribly slow connection, or course). anyway, im (almost) back. give it few more weeks and ill be calling you all faggots again.
<3
Who are you?
Lol I chuckled at seeing my own comic again in your sig.
Come back already so I can see it every day.
wait, after bootcamp, are you gonna have regular internet access?
Yeah, once he gets to the classes and training part of it, he'll have a room and probably internet.
at least that's how it works in the airforce...
What are you? King of the airforce? It's posts like this that wish I could drive the 150 miles right now and kick your ***. Lucky for you though, I'll be back in Cali tomorrow. Lucky Lucky Salade. KAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAII ^_____^
LOL xD
Just a warning: Next time you DON'T VISIT ME WHEN YOU'RE IN MY ****ING STATE FOR THE LAST ****ING TIME IN WHO KNOWS HOW LONG in your post, I will edit it out, even if it means the loss of some of your ANTish ANTics.
sounds like a personal problem.
shut up mom.
I've never heard my mother say that, though I would probably lol if she did.
My stepmom says it all the time. **** sucks, because she can say it no matter what I say.
Same with "you think so, huh?"
Your step mother sounds pretty awesome. Tell her to call me sometime.
your mom sounds like a *****
It's funny because she's not usually. It's hard to describe how she says those things... like, sort of sarcastic, but not.
"hey mom... I think I have an STD, what do I do?"
"sounds like a personal problem to me"
yeah, she's awesome.
I know I would lol.
'HEY JAMES CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING A NEW JOB I'M SO PRO-'
'jee wizz maw shut the **** up or people on xbox live are gonna hear you'
'... :('
aww, x got a job.
'hey Da-'
'GRANDMA'
"Hey Kevin, make sure you use a condom if you and a girl ever- Ah what am I saying it'll never happen."
:(
i hate you all
inthepants
That's okay. I've never seen you before, so you probably suck.
arent you that one faggot that hung out woth klarth? wtf mate ^_^
oh, andif you ARE new enough to not know me, let me save you the trouble: im better than you, and you should begin fellating me immediately.
oh btw i made you in a comic when you were gone los
NO YOU ARE NOT DEAD DON'T BELIEVE JUDGE
its like SR's wet dream
oh, and lol at the comic
IS THIS THE RETURN OF LORD OF SPAM?
May *** have mercy on us all...
Well, at least with a nukkklear reactor by your side, you don't have to worry about electricity bills - just dying of radiation poisoning!
What's the reactor for anyway? Does it power this ship, or what? (As you can tell, my four years studying atomic-level Physics has given me such in-depth knowledge)
well thank *** no little los' will ever make it into the world.
Radiation from the bottom of laptops can sterilize your sperm, and I have one on my lap for about four hours a day.
THINK OF ALL THE MONEY I'M GONNA SAVE ON CONDOMS
seriously, I don't know why the idea of being sterilized bothers so many guys.
jee wizz, idk, maybe if you wanted to have kids?
GO TO BED ANT
I know that's the obvious answer, but come on, why would anyone want a little moron running around them all the time being annoying!?
GO TO BED THE X! it's like midnight there so be a good boy and go to bed
because if you play your cards right you can raise little butlers and maids. And that is more than worth the one year of no sleep.
I don't think it would be that bad, apart from the initial BAWWWWWWWWing through the night and then the obligatory puberty phase where kids go crazy - especially girls. My little cousin is 'developing' right now, and she's gone ****ing locoroco.
She single?
lol
post pics, I want to see her development.
She made a Facebook, but her father was all like '***** GET THAT **** OFF THE INTERNET NOW'.
Major drama lul
would you have sex with her?
That's it. I'M LEAVING
you guys do realize that reactors are heavily sheilded, right?
also, the reactor provides electric power, duh. pretty obvious what it should be doing from there, but im not sure if im allowed to talk about it, what with the whole security clearance thing and all:X
Are you going to have to do survival training? That **** is intense. Apparently they can do anything to you except break bones. ...And then you can't tell anyone about it.
hahahahahahaha no :(
basicallly im nothing but a brain to the navy, so they really dont want to risk me gedtting hurt doing silly things like "physical training"
i refuse to read anyones posts but my own. and occasionally vamps. sometimes miso's. idk, a few others too.
huh, there really was no point to this post. guess i should just mention penises and move on.
stop it.
VIe for KINGS
like, you fight over kings. lawl loophole get
I miss lord of spam as a mod :(
DEMOD THE X AND REINSTATE LORD OF SPAM
yvan eht nioj
fukken done