and suggestions!
your sig is familiar
Hooker.
Tried that. Too strenuous.
sell drugs
Misa would not approve.
Start a church and make people pay to pray.
Don't forget to **** the little boys as it adds to the experience.
Let's try be serious for a bit. Internet: serious business.
Well, the first part was sorta serious. Charge people to pray. Seems to work for everyone else who tries it [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/Roger_Smith0/undecided.gif[/IMG]
If not, just go work at some store at some mall up there.
build computers
Actress. Get popularity through Youtube and then strike it big when a casting director discovers you.
Ever heard of Brookers? :cool:
Do not want. I'm more of a Katers fan. In fact, I think I'm still a super mod on her forums and #1 on her Myspace.
I was just using her as an example. I couldn't think of anyone else.
She's a good example. I wonder if anyone else here knows who that is. I know Linkman does.
[quote=Vampiro V. Empire;628073]build computers
seconded
seriously, it's so easy to do, they take uneducated mexican 3 year olds and pay them nothing to make them
True. The hardest part for me was the PSU. I lost my train of thought and forgot which plugs went into which sockets <_>
Yeah, that's about it. That, and maybe the little audio and light cords. I always mixed those up with the mobos that didn't list where they went :(
I'll be an actress later.
Building computers would be cool. Does it generally pay well? I guess I should know some stuff first though, huh
28 bucks an hour wut wut
****, are you serious? Did you have any experience beforehand? Or did they require that you did?
I used to love electronics class :(
I'm going to assume it's nothing like electronics class, seeing as it's "PLUG THIS IN, PLUG THAT IN, MASH F2/DEL/FSOMETHING, MAKE SOME BIOS SETTINGS, INSTALL THIS, GIEV TO PERSON"
It's that simple? I've only ever replaced RAM and an HDD before, and it was pretty easy, but I assumed putting everything together would be more complex.
I should probably withdraw my Computer Science application for university. :cool:
Well, just take a look inside your current computer... not much more difficult than that. It's just a general idea of where each plug goes to and making changes depending on the setup. Seriously, if you have someone guiding you for the first week, you should pick it up quick. BIOS and drivers gave me the most difficulty in my first week, but once I knew what to look for it was all good.
setting between master and slave is probably the hardest part
especially if you screw up the cables which i have unfortunately done before :(
I didn't find that so bad actually. It usually tells you the jumper positions on the hard drive and in that case I got the BIOS settings figured out pretty quickly.
Give ugly people hugs and charge them for it. They'd feel better about themselves getting hugged by a pretty gal :love:
Or just go with what everyone else is saying :cool:
i would like to buy a hug plz
I should charge based on how ugly you are and how dirty/smelly. Pics plz!
But yeah, I don't think I'd have a lot of trouble building computers. I'd probably read up a bit on it beforehand, at least. And even $22? ****, I make less than $10 (rough calculations on commision) for grooming bloody dogs all day. It's actually hard work and has now ****ed up my wrists and back.
Vamp, do you work full-time? And at really crazy hours of the night?
I work really when I want to work =/ During the day, the shop opens at 10 and that's typically when I go in. I got off about 5 or 6 or earlier if it's a slow day. If I work at night, I can do most of it from home and work on the computers whenever I feel like it as long as it all gets done by the morning. So it just depends on what sort of sleep schedule I'm on I guess which means the hours aren't that crazy late for me. Plus, I still pull in a few hours as a piercer per week, and that's always during the day. So the night shifts are pretty awwight.
Sorry, I wasn't implying that you didn't work hard :/ rather that I'm not getting paid nearly enough for the work that I do.
Yeah, I'd like to keep grooming on saturdays only, and get a full-time job during the week. Hopefully not night hours, because I really have trouble adjusting when I change my sleeping patterns.
Oh, your first sentence threw me off. :(
Oh, well stop it.
:cool:
yo vamp, link me to a good book about this ****
I need to know technicalz terms and what not :O
we should just get webcams and then vamp can teach us
I use my webcam for cyber chatting
they'll be like, oh *** take your shirt off, I take it a step further, I also take my undershirt off, throws them off completely (H)
i take my panties off without taking my pants off
for building computers? i do CSci, so i might be able to help you out
what you need
****in NINJAS!!
make a video of yourself putting a computer together
take motherboard
screw it in
from there it's p. much like playing with lego blocks
i want to see you actually putting it together. with instructions in your sexy scottish accent
it is almost impossible to **** up the assembly of a modern computer unless you live in a magnetic house or some ****
JUST DO IT
doesn't even have to be building a computer, could be anything really.
dont have webcam, peace
get one, they're cheap. maybe can even get it for free!
why so eager
bored of chem:(
one day i'll make a vid
i think i have an old PC lying around
you take what with your what on?! ****, awkward bulge in my pants, must conceal
even I have a webcam, I just don't know what to use it for yet til I movez :(
PC = personal computer
I think he was talking about the pants/panties situation. That caught my eye, too. skeeeeeeeeeel
can you honestly do that trick with the pants
*cock throbs... violently. pulsating in sheer desire.*
yes
A FOUNTAIN OF CUM
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNH
i just orgasmed
wow, if you actually do the panties trick, I may fall over my chair in shock
also, anyone that walks in my room will notice it'll be wet, very very wet.
well **** now I'm curious.
this owns
lisa is a cheap whore
Wow, that's not nice
you can't say that until she shows half the forum if it's true, then you may say that! :3
fingers crossed right FELLAS?
i'd bang her harder than a faulty xbox controller against my kitchen table
maybe i'll webcam it
to think I'd have to force myself not to watch it
that'd be a first
UNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i'm a desperate internet poster
I'm just hard
indifferent, AT BEST.
fag
total
trying to take off underpants without removing pants
only successful attempt required me to use scissors :(
keep on practicing!
I need the technique :(
maybe wear side-ties? or sweat pants.
need me some manly side-ties
oh man, i could go for some side ties
my technique is a secret. maybe i'll share it with you someday.
must avoid images
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
pathetic sexually frustrated gamers itt
myself included
gamers own
we're gnarly
once i didn't shave for four days. i had to hide a quick scratch here and there, was not cool
do you ever shave your face
thank *** i don't have to. yet.
moustaches own
wanna stick my face in some handlebar staches
moustaches freak me out. get food all stuck up in there and it's scratchy. i'm a baby