Do you like DBZ? Nintendo? Are you speedfreak?




Posted by Poco

Also, do you enjoy trolling? Are you a terrible mod? Yes? Then you must be speedfreak.

Let's go with the most recent post I could find;

[quote]Al Borland: I don't bench anything, large muscles are pointless unless you're trying to impress your faggoty buddies down in the gym showers.

Brain Training sold 15 million copies worldwide, even more than Grand Theft Auto. This will sell a ****load more because people care a lot more about their physical fitness than their mental fitness.
(http://vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=24381&page=2)

"Heh. I told those jocks who beat me up that one day the Nintendo would be the best form of exercise"

Congrats, Speedfreak;you're a flat chested stick man who will never get laid. also you better not tell me you will; because this is absolute proof you won't:

[quote] [quote]Originally Posted by Sapphire Rose
Osaka.
I agree. Thread over.

(http://vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=23661)

"My Osaka love pillow has provided me with many hours of enjoyment"

This is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen posted on these forums, from the most pathetic thread on these forums. Congrats; you're probably a pedophile!

Oh and it doesn't stop there;

[quote]Uh, what? EA have some of the best talent and make a lot of the best games in the industry. It's the executives holding back the developers, such as last gen when every EA game HAD to run on PS2 thereby limiting what they could do.
Battlefield, Burnout, Skate, Fight Night and Command and Conquer 3 all have great graphics.

Not that they don't, but how much they push the system has very little to do with how much storage space the game takes up. In fact, if a game looks amazing and doesn't take up a ton of space that's actually a clear sign of a good developer. Other than FMV, graphics take up more space than anything else on a game disc.

Other than my work experience, I know for a fact that games like Half-Life 2, Doom 3, Quake 4 and so on don't use up more than a single DVD, despite having multiple versions of each texture and model to account for varying levels of processing power of the end user's PC.

PS3 games fill up a Blu-Ray either to purely say that did, thus justifying the useless format, or for redundent data to speed up the loading times and compensate for the PS3s slow disc drive.

And if you really want proof, here's a game that'll fit on one dvd that ****es all over every single game in development in terms of "pushing the limits".

(http://vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=22672&page=3)

"Yes, EA has great games. It doesn't matter that I work there, no."

Yes, we mustn't forget that Speedfreak is a game tester at EA, an absolute industry insider; who knows all the facts before the games come out. He also knows that games push the limit of storage; which several people rebuke later on.

Do not fear, though! Speedfreak won't lose. He'll simply say "oh I was not arguing about physical Disk space, but rather memory (ram)"

What can anyone say to this?

Let's not forget guys, the Wii has perfect controls! Never shoe-horned in!

[quote]Why would you hate a console when you can come up with decent uses for the controller that are actually already in production?

(http://vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=23414)

Also, he has undying love for DBZ; for it is the messiah of children's shows;

[quote]I just got the first series today and watched 5 out of 6 discs. It is simply the ****. Voice acting and music have been redone and are bloody brilliant. They no longer sound comical every time they open their mouths and there's not a trace of rock in the soundtrack, it's really like watching a movie. An awesome movie.

(http://vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=23420)

Is there rally anything that needs to be said about this?

Seriously, this is just on the first 3 pages of his post history. It's the most pathetic thing in the world, it's also hilarious.




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