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lol
I weigh less than a million dollars :(
Which mean, if someone says I look like a million bucks... those mother****ers are calling me fat.
I weight the same as 88 breast implants, 1.2 Jennifer Anistons, 0.11 of a whale testicle, and 352 hockey pucks.
**** yeah
I weigh about the same as 385 bowel movements.
I only weigh 300ish. haha vamp's fat
or muscular :(
I'm like, 170-ish? idk, haven't weighed myself in awhile. Though I'm able to eat as much as I want without getting fat, so THUMBS UP!
i must be so unhealthy :(
hey x, fuc[COLOR="Lime"]k[/COLOR] you.
i was like 400 turds (180 lbs).
the scary thing to me is that according tot his, american chicks weigh 162.9 lbs. i'll assume thats an average including all the horrible whale beast grandmas, because theres no way in hell i'd even entertain the thought of a chick that weighed more than like, idk, 150. and even then, she'd have to be like 6' tall and be in crazy good shape.
100-120 ftw
you weight 180? ****. I'm like 220 :$
How many craps is that?
498 :)
3187 quarters.
That's like, 797 dollars!
Time to sell myself.
i dont want to buy, but i may be interested in renting
325 HA HA HA HA
I WEIGH THREE JENNIFER ANISTONS, SKINNY LITTLE *****.
gotta be kidding
linko's a hunk
Yeah, it's all muscle.
too bad he can't get them dickgurls
Well, when I said muscle, I meant penis muscle.
You're 6ft 3in or something around there right? or more?
A little more.
jesus, you're still a little fatty, arent you, fatty. jesus, i mean, i thought ant was just a big ol tub of lard, but holy hell you're a ****ing little butterball
linko's the new big show
Yeah, I've got it pretty bad. No one told me as a kid that it was bad to have thirds at every meal, and now my matabolism's @#$%ed. It's hard to get it on track because I just don't have a lot of energy.
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shopping a dickgirl into his groping hands would be ****ing win