Here is a chat log I had with this girl I go to school with. She says she is drunk.
[22:44] TheRealBigD2K6: YO what's up?
[22:44] Lexi K: i'm dsrink
[22:44] Lexi K: ;]]]
[22:44] Lexi K: yehan
[22:44] TheRealBigD2K6: ?
[22:44] TheRealBigD2K6: ur drunk?
[22:44] Lexi K: mhmm'
[22:44] TheRealBigD2K6: i c
[22:45] TheRealBigD2K6: u having a party as we speak?
[22:45] Lexi K: zxsi
[22:45] TheRealBigD2K6: ?
[22:45] Lexi K: 8 di
[22:45] Lexi K: 8si
[22:45] TheRealBigD2K6: u suck at being drunk
[22:45] Lexi K: my bads
[22:46] TheRealBigD2K6: yeah
[22:46] TheRealBigD2K6: so r u having a party or something?
[22:46] Lexi K: ,hgh
[22:46] Lexi K:
*mhmm
[22:46] TheRealBigD2K6: I C
[22:46] Lexi K: byr
[22:47] TheRealBigD2K6: I DONTS UNDASTANDS DA DRUNKIES
[22:47] Lexi K: og
[22:47] TheRealBigD2K6: type slow child
[22:47] Lexi K: ,mu bsad
[22:47] TheRealBigD2K6: golly
[22:48] Lexi K: seyh yah ;ate3r
[22:48] TheRealBigD2K6: being drunk is not you're thing
[22:48] Lexi K: i 'overa it
[22:48] TheRealBigD2K6: okidoki
[22:48] TheRealBigD2K6: bye then
[22:48] Lexi K: wauit
[22:49] Lexi K: tell b anm i sai d ha'tty b ady
[22:49] TheRealBigD2K6: HUH
[22:49] Lexi K: haooy bdayi
[22:49] TheRealBigD2K6: thats Brad
[22:49] TheRealBigD2K6: this is David
[22:49] Lexi K: i kn wo
[22:49] Lexi K: tele him
[22:50] TheRealBigD2K6: okay
[22:50] TheRealBigD2K6: I will do so
[22:50] Lexi K: thaksn
[22:50] TheRealBigD2K6: now go ahead and drink yourself to death
[22:50] TheRealBigD2K6: it will be funs
[22:50] Lexi K: i w;sal do s;'o
[22:50] TheRealBigD2K6: LoLy
[22:50] Lexi K: youp kneo yhi;ns ballin
[22:51] TheRealBigD2K6: well ttyl person whom is drunk and cannot seem to type a message clearly
[22:51] Lexi K: i a'vn to
[22:51] TheRealBigD2K6: well have fun
[22:51] Lexi K: thank
[22:51] Lexi K: s
[22:52] TheRealBigD2K6: no prob
[22:52] Lexi K: eyhSS amdnnn
[22:54] TheRealBigD2K6: so who is all at this awesome party?
[22:54] Lexi K: this is tyler
[22:54] TheRealBigD2K6: hi
[22:54] Lexi K: hey
[22:54] Lexi K: me and lexi are gonna ****
[22:54] TheRealBigD2K6: awesome dude
[22:54] Lexi K: i know
[22:55] Lexi K: but she's tanked
[22:55] TheRealBigD2K6: loly
[22:55] Lexi K: so i'll talk to you later
[22:55] TheRealBigD2K6: ok, have fun
[22:55] Lexi K: yeah
[22:55] TheRealBigD2K6: dont make babies
[22:55] Lexi K: i will
[22:55] Lexi K: byw
[22:55] Lexi K: bye
[22:55] TheRealBigD2K6: that will make big problems in the long runs
[22:55] TheRealBigD2K6: bye
I feel sorry that they're like "YAY WERE GETTING ****ED AT THE PARTY AND YOU'RE NOT HAHAH" for you.
I'd rather not go anyways. Just a bunch of 14 year olds and such. That girl I talked to is 14 I think. I have no idea how old that Tyler kid is though.
Make sure to show this to the girl who got drunk later, especially the Tyler part.
She probably had a sip of cheap chav cider and is pretending or something stupid. All 14-year-olds are like that.
she's 14!?
dude, hit that sh[COLOR="White"]it[/COLOR][COLOR="DimGray"]you pedophile, you[/COLOR]
[01:25] TheRealBigD2K6: hey
[01:25] Lexi K: hey
[01:25] TheRealBigD2K6: whats up?
[01:25] Lexi K: ehh not much
[01:25] Lexi K: i feel like ****.
[01:25] TheRealBigD2K6: why?
[01:25] TheRealBigD2K6: still drunk or somethin?
[01:25] Lexi K: i was just like tanked and it's kinda wearing off
[01:25] TheRealBigD2K6: ic
[01:25] TheRealBigD2K6: so what did u and tyler do?
[01:26] Lexi K: lol nothing
[01:26] TheRealBigD2K6: thats not what he said
[01:26] Lexi K: what?
[01:26] TheRealBigD2K6: lol
[01:26] TheRealBigD2K6: was he not the one who said he was going to have sex with u?
[01:27] Lexi K: no.
[01:27] Lexi K: that didn't happen
[01:27] TheRealBigD2K6: i c
[01:27] TheRealBigD2K6: was he trying to get up in you're junk?
[01:27] TheRealBigD2K6: lol
[01:27] Lexi K: lol kinda
[01:28] TheRealBigD2K6: wow, he was trying to use a drunk girl for sex
[01:28] TheRealBigD2K6: who does that in this day and age
[01:28] Lexi K: yeah.
[01:28] Lexi K: lol
[01:28] TheRealBigD2K6: so who was all at this so called "Partay"
[01:28] Lexi K: tons of people
[01:28] TheRealBigD2K6: names
[01:28] Lexi K: everyone who was at jannas
[01:29] TheRealBigD2K6: and im supposed to know who was all there?
[01:29] Lexi K: lol yeah but i have to go
[01:29] Lexi K: my dad's making me go to bed
[01:29] Lexi K: so night
[01:29] TheRealBigD2K6: bye