This thread is for any ideas anyone has for the categories for the VGC awards. Sure, there is the typical **** like "sexiest member" and etc., but I want to see if there is anything more interesting and creative someone can come up with.
Funniest member
Least funny member
Kindest member
Meanest member
Most audacious member
Most mundane member
Best artist
Worst artist
Best taste
Worst taste
Best newbie
Worst newbie
Best improvement
Worst loss of standards
Best moderator
Worst moderator
Best super mod
Worst super mod
Member who should be a moderator
Moderator who shouldn't be a moderator
Member who should be a super mod
Super mod who shouldn't be a super mod
Worst admin
Most intelligent
Least intelligent
Most loquacious
Most taciturn
Most linguistically adept
Least linguistically adept
Biggest community contributor
Biggest freeloader
Most original
Least original
Most interesting lifestyle
Most boring lifestyle
Happiest member
Unhappiest member
Most attractive male
Most attractive female
Demod Dexter
Biggest poser
Most spoiled
Most opinionated
Master debater
Biggest fanboy
Longest tongue
Best homosexual
Best USA resident
Best Canada resident
Best Europe resident
Most mature
Least mature
Best avatar
Worst avatar
Best signature
Worst signature
Best title
Worst title
Best username
Worst username
Worst gimmick
Best troll
Most boastful
Most modest
Day Seven award: Most missed member
Conejita award: Biggest camwhore*
Dishwasher award: Most annoying namechange
Petrucci award: Biggest trendwhore
Coachvince award: Most relaxed member
Neckbeard award: Most thickheaded (not stupid) member
Rifle cleaner award: Most likely to be a virgin in 20 years
Kuyuki award: Most ambiguous member
ALL CAPITALS award: Loudest member
I'M UNIQUE award: Worst custom font
stfu nobody cares award: Biggest repwhore
Best member:
Worst member:
*this is a joke please don't maim me.
Queen of da Wackos:
King of da Wackos: (Don't think think of voting for some one else!!!)
King of da n00bies:
Queen of da n00bies
Most likely to have a heart attack:
Member of da year:
Best Avatars
Best Signatures
Person Who Changes Their Avy/Sig Most Frequently.
:)
ALSO, LOSER WITH MOST TIME SPENT ON BOARDS
person whose username is netman
Person Whom Demods Dexter
Asswipe Elite
N00bonic Plague
NOT Klarth
Better at MSPaint Than Roger Smith
The Roger Smith (implies anyone with shitty Pho'Shop skills)
Biggest Music Snob
[quote=Down The Sun;617262]Person Whom Demods Dexter
Asswipe Elite
N00bonic Plague
NOT Klarth
Better at MSPaint Than Roger Smith
The Roger Smith (implies anyone with shitty Pho'Shop skills)
I don't think you've stolen enough of Klarth's memes here, man!
Best board:
Best blog:
Member most likely to be raped:
Member most likely to annihilate an army:
Biggest anime fag:
Most knowledgeable member:
Stupidest member:
Dr Jekyll Mr Hide Award:
Basically the person who acts a certain way on VGC, but is completely different on AIM or MSN.
Biggest 4chan whore.
Person who uses most memes.
Can I have biggest poser?
Shut up.
Most likely to be lying about their own gender:
person with the most post that nobody knows about
[quote=Omni;617398]Panic, here's your award. Now get out.
Thanks. As long as I get something.
I know everyone hates me. That's why I come here.
[quote=Ch
Peace out, Panic, you fat ****.
Did you ban him? Also, for how long?
Member most likely to be owned by Vamp:
[quote=Roger Smith;617358]I'll present these when it comes time. :cool:
I'm sure you will, son. Carry them proudly, as no one can do as poorly as you.
[quote=Panic;617393]Can I have biggest poser?
No fuckbag..
[quote=Down The Sun;617262]Asswipe Elite
You get that one Panic, because we all ****ing hate you, you fat ****in' ****. Now gtfo and go die in a vat of molten lard.
That's a just somewhat of an iota too harsh, V'.. Don't you think an eon would be a sufficient enough period of b&?
forever or never.
How about member most likely to get stoned at a circus?
Hey guys being stoned makes you drunk amirite
Stupidest comment of the year:
Guys, this is an honest request and I really do hope you all will consider it.
Please, for the love of all things holy, do NOT give Panic ANY awards at all.
Some question to go with the on-running joke of me being extremely self-centered, like "Most Judge-like" or "Person with the most instances of The Judge in their Username."
oh man, where do you come up with that stuff?
Past post content
The most entropy
How about the fat award?
I think wackohater is fatter.
Fattest girlfriend award
MEMBER WHO GIVES PANIC TOO MUCH ****ING ATTENTION:
Most evolved.
Member Most/Least Likely to Enter Competitive Gaming:
Member Most/Least Likely to Work as a Politician:
Member Most/Least Likely to be Fired from Their Job:
Member Most/Least Interested in Discussing Video Games:
Member Most/Least Interested in Socializing:
Member Most/Least Interested in Giving Skitzo Control a blowjob: [spoiler]KoH/anybody not KoH[/spoiler]
Member Most/Least Likely to Cheat on a Spouse:
Member Most/Least Likely to Have Sex With a Member of the Same Sex: [spoiler]KoH/anybody not KoH[/spoiler]
Member Most/Least Vulnerable to Verbal Attacks:
Member Most/Least Likely to Actually be Offended by Verbal Attacks:
Member Most/Least Likely to Harass the Homeless:
Member Most/Least Likely to be Convicted of a Felony:
Member Most/Least Interesting, Personality-Wise:
Member Most/Least Likely to Disappear From VGC for a Short Time (by choice):
Member Most/Least Likely to Disappear From VGC Forever (by choice):
That's all I can think of at the moment.
[quote=The Judge;617884]Some question to go with the on-running joke of me being extremely self-centered, like "Most Judge-like" or "Person with the most instances of The Judge in their Username."
..or, "Most likely to end up, The Judge".
[quote=Ant;617924]MEMBER WHO GIVES PANIC TOO MUCH ****ING ATTENTION:
Omni should garner that award..
Member who produces the best queefs.
OK, I was to lazy to read through all of this so if I repeat something someone already said, oh well.
Most enjoyable member -
Most unique member -
Most funny member -
Most likely to leave because of being made fun of -
Most hated -
Most liked -
Best at Photoshop -
Best taste in music -
Worst taste in music -
Best/worst taste in movies -
Most improved member -
And that's all I can come up with. I'm sure some of these have already been listed.
BEST FLAMER!!!
lol... So 2003.
[quote=Linko_16;618077][COLOR=indigo]In seriousness, these are good suggestions, but I think some of them (this quoted one, for instance) could stand to have one just for "most likely"and leave out "least likely."[/COLOR]
I think "Least Likely" is good. Some people here (ME!) are complete workaholics and never miss a day of work, or a single task they're given at work. The sticklers of attendance would make this category work.
Consider how personal some members get through AIM and other forms of contact. It's often no surprise to when a member knows quite a bit about other members' personal lives.